Post by Alice White on Oct 15, 2012 2:40:10 GMT -5
Gould: Hey everyone! Malcolm Gould here, to assist WBSW and Jim Torres in polluting the airwaves once more with WBSW Live! Edition 8, our countdown to Wrestlefest!
Torres: That's right buddy! We missed radio last week, but we are back and ready to rock the night! We've got two championship matches, on top of the in ring return of Mitch Thompson!
Gould: This is pure excitement, and the small arena here in Johnstown tonight seems to agree!
[Cue up "Dead Man Walking" by Bloodsimple]
Gould: And the intensity just got a little bit greater in here since the arrival of this man! The number one contender, and Johnstown loves him!
Torres: They sure do. I don't mind him, but Hale Collins is unstoppable so far!
Gould: If you say so. Gunner is focused though, not acknowledging the fans that don't embrace him, too. Eddie Higgins, the official for this match, still awaiting the other competitor.
[Cue up "Thick is the Skin" by Skid Row]
Torres: And here he is, Mr. Head-of-Security himself, Mitch Thompson.
Gould: Mitch looks good after his most recent loss, and seems pretty pumped tonight. He slides into the ring and gets into his corner, and this match is underway with the ring of the bell!
Torres: Hughes right away with the advantage, Mitch Thompson, but a nice Hip Toss in there. The match starting out real technical, Gunner goes for a Fujiwara Arm Bar, but Thompson counters it and somehow turns it into a Fireman's Carry and puts Hughes down. Hughes gets right back up and they lock up, this time ending with what appears to be Hughes whipping Thompson to the ropes, but pulling him back and hitting a huge Clothesline!
Gould: That was quite a shot there, and the crowd is on their feet for both of these men now. Thompson gets right back up, charging at Hughes and sending him into the turnbuckle with a Spear, but he wraps him up and pushes him, then pushes with shoulder blocks repeatedly. Gunner with some giant fists to Thompson's spine though, forcing him to let to go after a few seconds, and Thompson gets up, holding his back.
Torres: Thompson is looking sluggish tonight, don't you think?
Gould: Eh, maybe. And there's Gunner with a huge running Clothesline that just levels Thompson! Thompson pulls himself to his feet very slowly, and Gunner charges at him again, this time landing a very vicious spear!
Torres: That was a brilliant display of aggression from Gunner, and there it is, the cover! One...two...but Thompson gets out just in time! How did he pull that off?
[Cue "Don't Ya Think I'm Sexy?" By Revolting Cocks]
Gould: And there is the WBSW Champion, Hale Collins! What is he doing out here? He's got no business sticking his nose in this match!
Torres: Hughes better focus on his match, this could be costly.
Gould: It'd be robbing him a well fought match now. Get Collins out of here!
Torres: So the champ isn't allowed to scout his opponent for next week?
Gould: Doesn't he have a match tonight that he would much rather focus on?
Torres: I think right now, Tucker is the least of his worries. And there's a huge Clothesline by Thompson! He goes...what's he doing?
Gould: Thompson climbs the ropes, going high risk here...
Torres: But Hale jumps onto the apron to distract Gunner and knocks Thompson down, groin to the turnbuckle!
Gould: The distraction backfired now, as Higgins yells for Hale to leave the ring area! Thompson gets to his feet and the huge boot to his head with Gunner's Buckshot!
Torres: Gunner with the cover and the win in tonight's opener!
Gould: That was such a resilient win, distraction and all, and that momentum cannot hurt going into Wrestlefest next week.
Torres: I still think that Hale was treated unfairly. I demand he receive an apology!
Gould: For interrupting somebody else's match?
Torres: I still say he was just scouting his next match's opponent.
Gould: I'm sure that's all that he was doing. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back after a short break.
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Commercial Break
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Gould: Welcome back to Live! The Countdown continues, with myself and Jim Torres!
Torres: That's right, but right now we have our very own Barry Lincoln with Adam Stryker backstage!
Lincoln: Hello everyone, I'm backstage with one of the competitors in tonight's Hardcore Championship match, Adam Stryker. Adam, what are your thoughts going into this match tonight?
Stryker: Tonight? My thoughts? My thoughts are about how I can't believe a has been like Barry Jones got a contract anywhere, let alone here. I actually feel bad.
Lincoln: Feel bad? Why?
Stryker: I feel bad because I'm going to be the one to end his career and put him in the nursing home that he should have gone to a while ago. I'm not just going to beat him, I'm going to end him. He deserves the belt no more than Fraggle did, and I'll see to it that he doesn't get it.
Gould: And with that, Stryker leaves Lincoln speechless.
Torres: That's bound to be an intense match, and it's tonight on Live!
[Cue up "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic]
Torres: And now it's time to see the Overweight Champion in action!
Gould: That's right! Since the theme is Wrestlefest, this match will include Hale Collins, representing us in our showcase, defending against Gunner Hughes!
Torres: Sure will. And there's Tucker with his greasy t-shirt, this time munching on a Chili Cheese Dog. And he's getting nacho cheese all over that shirt.
Gould: He sure is. He stops down at the ringside area...and he's shouting at that fan.
Torres: That guy provoked him.
Gould: Yeah, that. Now he's...he's seriously treating that title like its a real thing. Holds it high for the entire arena to see, then folds it neatly and sits it on our table.
Torres: You have to admit that it's a unique championship.
Gould: Its a foam belt with a plastic plate on it!
[Cue up "Don't Ya Think I'm Sexy" by Revolting Cocks]
Torres: And here's where our star is. I'm surprised he's this low on the card.
Gould: Yeah, it is an interesting placement.
Torres: Not interesting so much as it is unfair, ya know?
Gould: Seriously? We still have two title matches to go!
Torres: Well, he looks to be taking it gracefully anyway. There he is, title around his waist. I think he just wants to party.
Gould: That's him. Here he comes, and look at how he carelessly tosses the belt over here. He slides in, and doesn't even wait for Lansing to ring the bell as he goes for Tucker!
Torres: That's right! He takes the fat man down right away with a huge football tackle! Then he drops an elbow on his gut for good measure right away!
Gould: Better watch out that he doesn't get thrown up on.
Torres: Gross.
Gould: Pretty much. Hale climbs up to the second rope now, and as Tucker gets up, Hale jumps off, going for a Headscissors, but gets dropped with a Sit Out Powerbomb!
Tucker: The chubby challenger got a move in! I shoulda took Lincoln's bet! Tucker gets up, and Hale almost looks offended by the fact that Tucker got something in. He runs at him and sends an elbow to Tucker right on the chin!
Gould: I feel like this match is going to get violent if Tucker doesn't just lie down pretty soon. Hale climbs to the top rope and there's an amazing top rope Leg Drop! He covers, but Tucker kicks out!
Torres: Lansing has to be counting slow. There is no possible way that Tucker can outlast this athleticism and the power of partying. Hale grabs Tucker and tosses him into the ropes, and a huge Dropkick sends the fat guy over the rope and onto the floor!
Gould: And now Hale, waiting for the self proclaimed Overweight Champion to get up, and there is the hop over the top rope and the Headscissors that puts Tucker flat on his back!
Torres: Huge move by my boy right there, and now he picks Tucker up and rolls him into the ring. He hops up onto the apron, and there's a Springboard Forearm that puts Tucker back on the mat! He climbs to the top rope and there it is! Hale St--
Gould: But Tucker gets a leg up into Hale's side! He looks like he might have an injured rib after taking that shot. Tucker climbs to the top, and there's a huge belly flop! He covers and gets the win! John Tucker just picked up a huge upset victory, and Hale can't believe it!
Torres: Neither can I...it's like a small part of me just died...
Gould: That happens, but there'll be other matches. We'll be right back ladies and gentlemen!
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Commercial Break
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Torres: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! "The Working Man" Barry Jones is in the ring as we hear that so becoming familiar Chelsea Grin song plays, and Adam Stryker appears.
Gould: Remember guys, this is for the Hardcore Championship, and Barry Jones wastes no time, charging at Stryker and the two men collide hard!
Torres: Huge shot, and Jones gets up first, grabbing Stryker by his hair throwing him into a huge speaker! He covers, and Higgins counts, only getting a one! Barry picks Stryker up again and headbutts him, causing Stryker to back up into a set of stairs. Barry tries to throw him down the stairs, but he holds his balance and throws Barry back!
Gould: Ha, Barry looks surprised by that! Stryker backs down the stairs as the two exchange punches, and they appear to be in a hallway leading to where Alex Morgan's office is. They pass a few crew members, still exchanging punches.
Torres: And Stryker picks up the advantage by smashing Barry's head off of a speaker box! Then landing a pretty sweet Enziguiri after a second which puts Jones on the ground! Stryker climbs onto the box and lands an Elbow Drop on Jones for a cover, but just barely a two count!
Gould: I see this match getting violent!
Torres: Yes, that's the purpose of a Hardcore match. I know that you're new to this whole commentating gig, and this is your first job, but really? And there is Stryker with a high knee strike that sends Jones through...some kind of door...
Gould: On the other side of the door we see that it's the parking garage! Barry ducks a Clothesline and pushes Stryker back, right against one of the cars!
Torres: I'd be highly upset if these two were fighting and throwing each other into my Lexus.
Gould: Your Lexus?
Torres: I could have a Lexus.
Gould: But you don't. You're cheap and you drive an Oldsmobile. And there Barry just threw Stryker onto that hood, and it looks pretty dented! Then a Leg Drop that causes Stryker to flip over backward onto his front! Jones is ruthless tonight!
Torres: Well, as its been said, this being a Championship match, that's reasonable. Jones grabs Stryker and throws him into the nearby wall, then just leaves the garage! Where is he going?
Gould: After a few seconds, Stryker follows him out, but he is hit in the ribs with a lead pipe! Nobody saw Barry coming with that pipe! Now a shot to the back, and another to flatten him! This could be over!
Torres: The cover! One! Two! But Stryker manages to get a shoulder up just before Higgins counts to three! How is that even possible?
Gould: Stryker proving to Alex that he's main event material is all this is. He holds his ribs as he gets up, and there's Jones with a knee to the ribs and a DDT! Jones showing that ruthlessness again as he walks out of our vision from the house cameras...
Torres: And when he comes back he has a whiskey bottle in hand! He takes a swig and then smashes it over Stryker's head! Leans over the lifeless Stryker...
Jones: How yeh be lykin' that, Stryker?
Gould: Jones is taking this very seriously. Stryker could have a concussion, he needs checked up on.
Torres: What are they, gonna stop a hardcore match? You don't just stop a Hardcore match. He knew what he was getting into when he signed up!
Gould: But the safety of these guys is a huge priority! Barry with a cover, and Stryker miraculously kicks out of the pin!
Torres: Once again...how?!!? Jones looks highly upset now, and he stands, awaiting Stryker to get up. Stryker does, and Jones goes for a swipe with the broken whiskey bottle, but Stryker ducks. When Jones turns around, he receives the Stryke!
Torres: Stryker smiles, looking like he's getting somewhere, but he comes around to Barry's head and gets kicked and Barry crawls to his feet! He's such a fighter, getting back up. Another attempt at a Stryke, but Barry trips him up this time, and when Stryker turns back around... Oh no!
Gould: There it is! Bottoms up! And he picks up the three! Your winner and Hardcore Champion is Barry Jones in his debut!
Torres: That match was kinda vicious, both men bloodied, and Barry can't even stand up it was so intense.
Gould: He was like that before the match, he's clearly intoxicated, Jim.
Torres: Eh...
Gould:(laughing slightly) We'll be back.
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"One is a veteran in the prime of his career... yet a man who has not seen the inside of a squared circle in many years.
The other has fallen from grace one too many times and just wants to be seen on the grand stage once again.
With all the marbles and the stake of a wrestling company on the line, who will walk out the victor?
Werewolf Gregorson.... Mike "The Biz" Bisignano...
It's going down at Wrestlefest - October 20th - Philadelphia PA"
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Gould: Welcome back everybody to our last match before Wrestlefest! This has been a great Countdown show, and we're glad to have you with us as we gear up to go to Philly this weekend!
Torres: That's right everyone! We've got B.o.B in the UWL Championship, as well as Gunner Hughes and Hale Collins in a WBSW Showcase, and Adam Stryker will also compete!
[Cue up a Rock version of the Star Spangled Banner]
Gould: And here we go! The Veteran Memorial center is alive with OK USA on their way to the ring! They stand about half way down the ramp and look at Eddie Higgins, who is holding our newest addition to the Championship arsenal, the Tag Team Champion ships, and they smile at each other.
Torres: The crowd, as usual, chanting "USA! USA!" And god is it loud.
Gould: The two men slide into the ring, the crowd embracing them totally, as--
[Cue up "Rule Britannia" - British Patriotic Music]
Gould: And here are Nigel Kensington III and Rupert Royston-Fellowes, Best of British.
Torres: These two competitors are just...they're just great. There are the pyros! And their Union Jack outfits. Just great. They slide into the ring and Eddie Higgins straps the belts to the rope and this match is about to be underway!
Torres: That's right. The bell rings and a four men charge, with OK USA getting the early advantage. The Patriot takes Fellowes, Mercy with Kensington. Patriot tosses Fellowes to the outside, and when Kensington charges him, he ducks and pulls the ropes, causing Kensington to spill over the ropes onto his partner.
Gould: As the men get up, Mercy with a huge Plancha to the outside that takes the two down again! And Patriot is already going after a ladder! He grabs one and Kensington comes after him, jumping up and stomping the ladder to the ground, then kneeing Patriot in the face!
Torres: Mercy is taking care of business with Fellowes over here, sending several quick kicks to his sides and ribs, ending the combination with a pretty cool looking Roundhouse! He slides into the ring and dives over the top rope on the other side, which takes Kensington down!
Gould: Mercy is definitely doing a great part in his match!
Torres: Looks to me like he's carrying the match, eh?
Gould: Why do you say that?
Torres: He just took out two guys in like thirty seconds, and Patriot couldn't even do the one. Mercy now, slides into the ring after he sees Fellowes with a ladder. It gets set up, and both men climb it. They meet at the top..
Gould: This can't end well. They exchange punches and Fellowes does a sweet Bulldog style face buster from the top of the ladder that leaves Mercy hurting, I'm sure!
Torres: And Kensington continues to dominate Patriot, strike after strike. The USA chant doesn't seem to be doing its part tonight.
Gould: Mercy slowly to his feet, immediately after Fellowes, and the two exchange blows. This ends with a Suplex by Mercy and he begins climbing the ladder, but Kensington gets into the ring just in time to push it over!
Torres: Mercy doesn't go as far as expected and he gets caught up in the ropes, and this gives Kensington a moment to rest as Fellowes knocks Patriot off of the apron into the guardrail! They get the ladder set up, and Mercy rolls onto the apron, pulling himself up... He climbs to the top rope and dives off, knocking the ladder over by swinging under it, and it barely misses his frame, just small enough to squeeze between the sides! What a sweet move on his part! Kensington and Fellowes both hit the mat, but roll to the outside.
Gould: Mercy using an opportunity to collect himself and a Suicide Dive to the outside puts all three of them on the mat! This gives Patriot the opening he needs! He climbs the ladder, but what's this...
Torres: Two masked wrestlers are on the stage, they look small, but they run down to the ring, and send Patriot out of the ring, and I think that ladder has been knocked down more than all four competitors combined!
Gould: One of the masked guys grabs the belts from the rope and tosses one down to his companion! Who are these two? And why are they here? What is going on?
Torres: Here comes Thompson leading the security team, and the two scurry away with the belts! What does this mean for the company and the Tag Team Division, and what are these two doing?
Gould: I don't know, but I don't like it. The crowd has no idea what's going on, and neither do we, but they're calling for us to--
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Torres: That's right buddy! We missed radio last week, but we are back and ready to rock the night! We've got two championship matches, on top of the in ring return of Mitch Thompson!
Gould: This is pure excitement, and the small arena here in Johnstown tonight seems to agree!
Gunner Hughes vs Mitch Thompson
[Cue up "Dead Man Walking" by Bloodsimple]
Gould: And the intensity just got a little bit greater in here since the arrival of this man! The number one contender, and Johnstown loves him!
Torres: They sure do. I don't mind him, but Hale Collins is unstoppable so far!
Gould: If you say so. Gunner is focused though, not acknowledging the fans that don't embrace him, too. Eddie Higgins, the official for this match, still awaiting the other competitor.
[Cue up "Thick is the Skin" by Skid Row]
Torres: And here he is, Mr. Head-of-Security himself, Mitch Thompson.
Gould: Mitch looks good after his most recent loss, and seems pretty pumped tonight. He slides into the ring and gets into his corner, and this match is underway with the ring of the bell!
Torres: Hughes right away with the advantage, Mitch Thompson, but a nice Hip Toss in there. The match starting out real technical, Gunner goes for a Fujiwara Arm Bar, but Thompson counters it and somehow turns it into a Fireman's Carry and puts Hughes down. Hughes gets right back up and they lock up, this time ending with what appears to be Hughes whipping Thompson to the ropes, but pulling him back and hitting a huge Clothesline!
Gould: That was quite a shot there, and the crowd is on their feet for both of these men now. Thompson gets right back up, charging at Hughes and sending him into the turnbuckle with a Spear, but he wraps him up and pushes him, then pushes with shoulder blocks repeatedly. Gunner with some giant fists to Thompson's spine though, forcing him to let to go after a few seconds, and Thompson gets up, holding his back.
Torres: Thompson is looking sluggish tonight, don't you think?
Gould: Eh, maybe. And there's Gunner with a huge running Clothesline that just levels Thompson! Thompson pulls himself to his feet very slowly, and Gunner charges at him again, this time landing a very vicious spear!
Torres: That was a brilliant display of aggression from Gunner, and there it is, the cover! One...two...but Thompson gets out just in time! How did he pull that off?
[Cue "Don't Ya Think I'm Sexy?" By Revolting Cocks]
Gould: And there is the WBSW Champion, Hale Collins! What is he doing out here? He's got no business sticking his nose in this match!
Torres: Hughes better focus on his match, this could be costly.
Gould: It'd be robbing him a well fought match now. Get Collins out of here!
Torres: So the champ isn't allowed to scout his opponent for next week?
Gould: Doesn't he have a match tonight that he would much rather focus on?
Torres: I think right now, Tucker is the least of his worries. And there's a huge Clothesline by Thompson! He goes...what's he doing?
Gould: Thompson climbs the ropes, going high risk here...
Torres: But Hale jumps onto the apron to distract Gunner and knocks Thompson down, groin to the turnbuckle!
Gould: The distraction backfired now, as Higgins yells for Hale to leave the ring area! Thompson gets to his feet and the huge boot to his head with Gunner's Buckshot!
Torres: Gunner with the cover and the win in tonight's opener!
Gould: That was such a resilient win, distraction and all, and that momentum cannot hurt going into Wrestlefest next week.
Torres: I still think that Hale was treated unfairly. I demand he receive an apology!
Gould: For interrupting somebody else's match?
Torres: I still say he was just scouting his next match's opponent.
Gould: I'm sure that's all that he was doing. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back after a short break.
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Commercial Break
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Thoughts
Gould: Welcome back to Live! The Countdown continues, with myself and Jim Torres!
Torres: That's right, but right now we have our very own Barry Lincoln with Adam Stryker backstage!
Lincoln: Hello everyone, I'm backstage with one of the competitors in tonight's Hardcore Championship match, Adam Stryker. Adam, what are your thoughts going into this match tonight?
Stryker: Tonight? My thoughts? My thoughts are about how I can't believe a has been like Barry Jones got a contract anywhere, let alone here. I actually feel bad.
Lincoln: Feel bad? Why?
Stryker: I feel bad because I'm going to be the one to end his career and put him in the nursing home that he should have gone to a while ago. I'm not just going to beat him, I'm going to end him. He deserves the belt no more than Fraggle did, and I'll see to it that he doesn't get it.
Gould: And with that, Stryker leaves Lincoln speechless.
Torres: That's bound to be an intense match, and it's tonight on Live!
John Tucker vs Hale Collins
[Cue up "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic]
Torres: And now it's time to see the Overweight Champion in action!
Gould: That's right! Since the theme is Wrestlefest, this match will include Hale Collins, representing us in our showcase, defending against Gunner Hughes!
Torres: Sure will. And there's Tucker with his greasy t-shirt, this time munching on a Chili Cheese Dog. And he's getting nacho cheese all over that shirt.
Gould: He sure is. He stops down at the ringside area...and he's shouting at that fan.
Torres: That guy provoked him.
Gould: Yeah, that. Now he's...he's seriously treating that title like its a real thing. Holds it high for the entire arena to see, then folds it neatly and sits it on our table.
Torres: You have to admit that it's a unique championship.
Gould: Its a foam belt with a plastic plate on it!
[Cue up "Don't Ya Think I'm Sexy" by Revolting Cocks]
Torres: And here's where our star is. I'm surprised he's this low on the card.
Gould: Yeah, it is an interesting placement.
Torres: Not interesting so much as it is unfair, ya know?
Gould: Seriously? We still have two title matches to go!
Torres: Well, he looks to be taking it gracefully anyway. There he is, title around his waist. I think he just wants to party.
Gould: That's him. Here he comes, and look at how he carelessly tosses the belt over here. He slides in, and doesn't even wait for Lansing to ring the bell as he goes for Tucker!
Torres: That's right! He takes the fat man down right away with a huge football tackle! Then he drops an elbow on his gut for good measure right away!
Gould: Better watch out that he doesn't get thrown up on.
Torres: Gross.
Gould: Pretty much. Hale climbs up to the second rope now, and as Tucker gets up, Hale jumps off, going for a Headscissors, but gets dropped with a Sit Out Powerbomb!
Tucker: The chubby challenger got a move in! I shoulda took Lincoln's bet! Tucker gets up, and Hale almost looks offended by the fact that Tucker got something in. He runs at him and sends an elbow to Tucker right on the chin!
Gould: I feel like this match is going to get violent if Tucker doesn't just lie down pretty soon. Hale climbs to the top rope and there's an amazing top rope Leg Drop! He covers, but Tucker kicks out!
Torres: Lansing has to be counting slow. There is no possible way that Tucker can outlast this athleticism and the power of partying. Hale grabs Tucker and tosses him into the ropes, and a huge Dropkick sends the fat guy over the rope and onto the floor!
Gould: And now Hale, waiting for the self proclaimed Overweight Champion to get up, and there is the hop over the top rope and the Headscissors that puts Tucker flat on his back!
Torres: Huge move by my boy right there, and now he picks Tucker up and rolls him into the ring. He hops up onto the apron, and there's a Springboard Forearm that puts Tucker back on the mat! He climbs to the top rope and there it is! Hale St--
Gould: But Tucker gets a leg up into Hale's side! He looks like he might have an injured rib after taking that shot. Tucker climbs to the top, and there's a huge belly flop! He covers and gets the win! John Tucker just picked up a huge upset victory, and Hale can't believe it!
Torres: Neither can I...it's like a small part of me just died...
Gould: That happens, but there'll be other matches. We'll be right back ladies and gentlemen!
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Commercial Break
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Torres: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! "The Working Man" Barry Jones is in the ring as we hear that so becoming familiar Chelsea Grin song plays, and Adam Stryker appears.
Gould: Remember guys, this is for the Hardcore Championship, and Barry Jones wastes no time, charging at Stryker and the two men collide hard!
Torres: Huge shot, and Jones gets up first, grabbing Stryker by his hair throwing him into a huge speaker! He covers, and Higgins counts, only getting a one! Barry picks Stryker up again and headbutts him, causing Stryker to back up into a set of stairs. Barry tries to throw him down the stairs, but he holds his balance and throws Barry back!
Gould: Ha, Barry looks surprised by that! Stryker backs down the stairs as the two exchange punches, and they appear to be in a hallway leading to where Alex Morgan's office is. They pass a few crew members, still exchanging punches.
Torres: And Stryker picks up the advantage by smashing Barry's head off of a speaker box! Then landing a pretty sweet Enziguiri after a second which puts Jones on the ground! Stryker climbs onto the box and lands an Elbow Drop on Jones for a cover, but just barely a two count!
Gould: I see this match getting violent!
Torres: Yes, that's the purpose of a Hardcore match. I know that you're new to this whole commentating gig, and this is your first job, but really? And there is Stryker with a high knee strike that sends Jones through...some kind of door...
Gould: On the other side of the door we see that it's the parking garage! Barry ducks a Clothesline and pushes Stryker back, right against one of the cars!
Torres: I'd be highly upset if these two were fighting and throwing each other into my Lexus.
Gould: Your Lexus?
Torres: I could have a Lexus.
Gould: But you don't. You're cheap and you drive an Oldsmobile. And there Barry just threw Stryker onto that hood, and it looks pretty dented! Then a Leg Drop that causes Stryker to flip over backward onto his front! Jones is ruthless tonight!
Torres: Well, as its been said, this being a Championship match, that's reasonable. Jones grabs Stryker and throws him into the nearby wall, then just leaves the garage! Where is he going?
Gould: After a few seconds, Stryker follows him out, but he is hit in the ribs with a lead pipe! Nobody saw Barry coming with that pipe! Now a shot to the back, and another to flatten him! This could be over!
Torres: The cover! One! Two! But Stryker manages to get a shoulder up just before Higgins counts to three! How is that even possible?
Gould: Stryker proving to Alex that he's main event material is all this is. He holds his ribs as he gets up, and there's Jones with a knee to the ribs and a DDT! Jones showing that ruthlessness again as he walks out of our vision from the house cameras...
Torres: And when he comes back he has a whiskey bottle in hand! He takes a swig and then smashes it over Stryker's head! Leans over the lifeless Stryker...
Jones: How yeh be lykin' that, Stryker?
Gould: Jones is taking this very seriously. Stryker could have a concussion, he needs checked up on.
Torres: What are they, gonna stop a hardcore match? You don't just stop a Hardcore match. He knew what he was getting into when he signed up!
Gould: But the safety of these guys is a huge priority! Barry with a cover, and Stryker miraculously kicks out of the pin!
Torres: Once again...how?!!? Jones looks highly upset now, and he stands, awaiting Stryker to get up. Stryker does, and Jones goes for a swipe with the broken whiskey bottle, but Stryker ducks. When Jones turns around, he receives the Stryke!
Torres: Stryker smiles, looking like he's getting somewhere, but he comes around to Barry's head and gets kicked and Barry crawls to his feet! He's such a fighter, getting back up. Another attempt at a Stryke, but Barry trips him up this time, and when Stryker turns back around... Oh no!
Gould: There it is! Bottoms up! And he picks up the three! Your winner and Hardcore Champion is Barry Jones in his debut!
Torres: That match was kinda vicious, both men bloodied, and Barry can't even stand up it was so intense.
Gould: He was like that before the match, he's clearly intoxicated, Jim.
Torres: Eh...
Gould:(laughing slightly) We'll be back.
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"One is a veteran in the prime of his career... yet a man who has not seen the inside of a squared circle in many years.
The other has fallen from grace one too many times and just wants to be seen on the grand stage once again.
With all the marbles and the stake of a wrestling company on the line, who will walk out the victor?
Werewolf Gregorson.... Mike "The Biz" Bisignano...
It's going down at Wrestlefest - October 20th - Philadelphia PA"
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Gould: Welcome back everybody to our last match before Wrestlefest! This has been a great Countdown show, and we're glad to have you with us as we gear up to go to Philly this weekend!
Torres: That's right everyone! We've got B.o.B in the UWL Championship, as well as Gunner Hughes and Hale Collins in a WBSW Showcase, and Adam Stryker will also compete!
[Cue up a Rock version of the Star Spangled Banner]
Gould: And here we go! The Veteran Memorial center is alive with OK USA on their way to the ring! They stand about half way down the ramp and look at Eddie Higgins, who is holding our newest addition to the Championship arsenal, the Tag Team Champion ships, and they smile at each other.
Torres: The crowd, as usual, chanting "USA! USA!" And god is it loud.
Gould: The two men slide into the ring, the crowd embracing them totally, as--
[Cue up "Rule Britannia" - British Patriotic Music]
Gould: And here are Nigel Kensington III and Rupert Royston-Fellowes, Best of British.
Torres: These two competitors are just...they're just great. There are the pyros! And their Union Jack outfits. Just great. They slide into the ring and Eddie Higgins straps the belts to the rope and this match is about to be underway!
Torres: That's right. The bell rings and a four men charge, with OK USA getting the early advantage. The Patriot takes Fellowes, Mercy with Kensington. Patriot tosses Fellowes to the outside, and when Kensington charges him, he ducks and pulls the ropes, causing Kensington to spill over the ropes onto his partner.
Gould: As the men get up, Mercy with a huge Plancha to the outside that takes the two down again! And Patriot is already going after a ladder! He grabs one and Kensington comes after him, jumping up and stomping the ladder to the ground, then kneeing Patriot in the face!
Torres: Mercy is taking care of business with Fellowes over here, sending several quick kicks to his sides and ribs, ending the combination with a pretty cool looking Roundhouse! He slides into the ring and dives over the top rope on the other side, which takes Kensington down!
Gould: Mercy is definitely doing a great part in his match!
Torres: Looks to me like he's carrying the match, eh?
Gould: Why do you say that?
Torres: He just took out two guys in like thirty seconds, and Patriot couldn't even do the one. Mercy now, slides into the ring after he sees Fellowes with a ladder. It gets set up, and both men climb it. They meet at the top..
Gould: This can't end well. They exchange punches and Fellowes does a sweet Bulldog style face buster from the top of the ladder that leaves Mercy hurting, I'm sure!
Torres: And Kensington continues to dominate Patriot, strike after strike. The USA chant doesn't seem to be doing its part tonight.
Gould: Mercy slowly to his feet, immediately after Fellowes, and the two exchange blows. This ends with a Suplex by Mercy and he begins climbing the ladder, but Kensington gets into the ring just in time to push it over!
Torres: Mercy doesn't go as far as expected and he gets caught up in the ropes, and this gives Kensington a moment to rest as Fellowes knocks Patriot off of the apron into the guardrail! They get the ladder set up, and Mercy rolls onto the apron, pulling himself up... He climbs to the top rope and dives off, knocking the ladder over by swinging under it, and it barely misses his frame, just small enough to squeeze between the sides! What a sweet move on his part! Kensington and Fellowes both hit the mat, but roll to the outside.
Gould: Mercy using an opportunity to collect himself and a Suicide Dive to the outside puts all three of them on the mat! This gives Patriot the opening he needs! He climbs the ladder, but what's this...
Torres: Two masked wrestlers are on the stage, they look small, but they run down to the ring, and send Patriot out of the ring, and I think that ladder has been knocked down more than all four competitors combined!
Gould: One of the masked guys grabs the belts from the rope and tosses one down to his companion! Who are these two? And why are they here? What is going on?
Torres: Here comes Thompson leading the security team, and the two scurry away with the belts! What does this mean for the company and the Tag Team Division, and what are these two doing?
Gould: I don't know, but I don't like it. The crowd has no idea what's going on, and neither do we, but they're calling for us to--
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