Post by Noah Hanson on Apr 9, 2016 17:05:58 GMT -5
Great.... staying in England for any length of time is just something that I would rather not do since I have things to do back in Scranton but I guess since I don't to be back in Scranton for a while I can handle being in England at least for a few more days. At least I have something to be positive about these having finally picked up a victory over Noelle Shelley and not that I didn't enjoy throwing that little tart around the ring but I want someone that can challenge me physically in the ring and that is why I am a bit happier these days because I actually have a couple of men standing across from me on Live this Tuesday. I have heard of Sativa Nevaeh from my days in High Octane Wrestling as she was part of WarGames last year to be honest I don't really recall much about WarGames last year because I was to busy getting drunk and laid a million times over and if someone could have told me that there was also a PPV at the same time I would have probably called them a liar because I have no recollection of the majority of the weekend but that is fine because I never felt wanted in HOW anyway so by me not remembering a lot of the shit that happened in HOW is obviously for the best. Do I miss HOW? Are you fucking kidding me? Hell no.... that place is a joke now. Lee is to dependent on his washed up has-beens and the few ones that will lick his god damn balls at the drop of a hat. See he had a problem with me not being one of his devoted followers, he hated the fact that I was able to speak for myself and come up with my own ideas and that I never needed him for anything.
That is one reason why I have stuck around Boardwalk as long as I have because I live giving Lee Best the middle fucking finger every chance I get. I love showing him that by me winning matches, by me getting over with fans in other promotions even if I am getting booed out of the fucking building it just shows me that Lee was fucking wrong about me, that he never gave me the chance I deserved and that is why I am glad that I have just toughed it out in Boardwalk, done whatever I want and just pushed forward, I may not have a sparkling record but I have went out there and just delivered and fought my ass off whenever I have been booked. And the thing is that is the way I have always been, never changed a thing about how I approach matches and this one will be no different. I have already proven that this old man is still as tough as they come and when I step into the ring on Live I am going to show Sativa, Kolic and Terrorflex that Noah Hanson is the man that is going to walk out with a chance at the Casino title. I am hoping that Claire Collins can hold on to the title a for just a little longer because that is exactly who I am looking at. I have wanted a chance to see how well I can stack up against her for a few months now and I see this match as a shining opportunity for me to make a big step towards the end of the long and storied career that I have carved for myself.
It would be great to return to Scranton knowing that I could be next in line for a shot at the Casino title and then a few days later I could be walking out with the NAW Legacy title. I have big dreams and even bigger aspirations, I can see myself holding the Casino title AND the NAW Legacy title and hell maybe I would be the wrestler of the week in all the dirtsheets maybe that Wrestling Guys show would give me a shout out for doing that for being a man that makes things happen not just in one fed but two. I have seen a little bit of Kolic and the man has skill as does this Terrorflex dude but this is the big stage, a stage that I have stood on for over sixteen years This is the stage where I shine, in the old days this is where I grabbed the spotlight and shined like a fucking diamond and you know what that is exactly what is going to happen again. I am going to take that big fucking diamond, grab my shirt and polish that fucking thing and make it god damn sparkle and everyone will see that looking past Noah Hanson or overlooking the “old man” can sometimes bite you in the ass. That was part of my problem with my last opponent Noelle Shelley she was already looking past me, she had already written off the old man, she really thought that she had a chance against me, she thought that she deserved to be higher because of her age and youth. I proved that age and youth doesn't always trump experience and skill. That is something that the three others need to be well aware of, I can appreciate a little bit of swagger, I can get behind guts and determination but if any of you three think that for a moment that the old man is going to be a non factor in the match or that you will simply be able to push past me then you all are in for a long match and you might go home with the losing purses and then you can see what happens when a properly motivated Noah Hanson is capable of.
I have been looked past and counted out of things for the last time. If this is my last year, if this is the swan song in the career of Noah Hanson then you can bet your asses that I am going out firing both barrels and hitting people with my dick as many times as possible. See and it started with Lee Best and the faggot kid, he couldn't do what needed to be done and cut that piece of garbage off, he has and always will be a cancer to whatever place he calls home whenever the magical HOW retirement tour ends. Lee never gave me the chance I deserved after beating Scott Stevens like a redheaded step child and pushing his “saviour” JPD to the limits I was never good enough, I was a “good peep” but in reality all I was ever going to be was fodder to his pals. He hated the fact that I stood up to his boys, that I never bowed to their acts and kept pushing forward like I always I beat Hall of Famers, I beat members of the Best Alliance but he was never able to put anything behind me. And that is why I am looking at this run in Boardwalk totally different Pettis has given me a chance to show the fans just how talented I am. I had never been in Boardwalk before this current run and like HOW I am sorry that I never got involved prior to this. But make no mistake this is going to be an awakening to all the fans that I have missed over the years that I missed because I was to worried about losing, to worried about my image and that is another part of the reason why I am here. I may not be a full time part of Boardwalk but that doesn't mean that anyone in Boardwalk should take me any less seriously then the wrestlers in North Atlantic Wrestling. Anyone can be beaten, no one is unbeatable and to sit back and think that Noah Hanson is past his prime or to old to be competing in this company I will gladly give each and every one of you haters the biggest fucking shit burger I possibly can and then shove it down each of yours throat.
In the end all that matters is that Noah Hanson walks out of the match with his hand raised in victory. I want to get a little more length out of this broken down car, I want this engine to turn over for a little while longer and take me down one last drive. See I know when it is time to walk away, I know that I have probably done this longer then I should have and the under carriage has probably seen better days. Do I want the engine to burst or one of the tires to completely fall off well I would hope that doesn't happen I just want this car to last for a while longer, no upgrades, nothing being rebuilt just drive this fucker till I can;t drive it any longer. See I have taken it to the mechanic before and I just don't think it will last much longer. I have prayed and to be honest I just don't think he is listening to me anymore. I have tried to reach out and grab the air, tried to get higher then I have before but I just don't think I matter to the man. I have tried to do the Catholic thing and begged for forgiveness for the sins of my past but when I see the sins of my past staring back at me I know that I probably deserve everything that I have coming to me.
I know that for every good deed I have done, donating money to worthy causes, helping build houses for the homeless, working in soup kitchens. I know that in the end it will not matter because I have crossed the line way to many times and there is not a whole lot that can be done for those past moments of shady judgment. I tried to kill Jackson Dre, threw the man out of a hotel window, I am lucky that the man didn't die but I ended his career. I went on a bloodlust when I tried to eviscerate Justin Evers in the Mexican Slaughterhouse and he was someone that I called a friend but again it was m lust for power, fame and money and it was a path that led to a gold and leather belt. I look at those past sins and I know that there is no saving me, cutting a mans brake line to try and get a title. That is why at times I worry about letting things get out of control, I worry that I might not be able to stop, that once things get out of control I won't be able to stop myself and that there won't be any way for anyone to stop it until I am finished with the business at hand.
Do the people in Boardwalk deserve that kinda craziness? No....they don't know me, they don't have any reason to look at me and think anything other then what they see what is right in front of them and that is Noah Hanson, stuntman, sometime TV star and all the time wrestler. I mean what have I done that would make anyone look at me and fear me? Nothing to be totally honest at least here in Boardwalk that is why I believe that the Noah in Boardwalk is a totally different person than the one in North Atlantic Wrestling. It's almost like that as soon as I get to Boardwalk there is a switch that flips and you see a totally different person, one that doesn't really care about hurting people, one that is just living life and having fun but when I get back to Scranton the Noah there is sadistic, calculating and almost demented. The one in Scranton is almost like the one in Wrestling Midwest someone that would be bloodthirsty, ruthless, willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done.
That is something that the other three should be worried about, they should be very worried that the Noah from Scranton wanders over to the Boardwalk side and things get all messy. Believe me none of you want that, none of you want the darkness out, John Pariah nearly brought it out. He tried to end my life not just my career and then he tries to play this dumb little game with me, playing nice and shit. I see Pariah in the locker room and to be honest I have to hold everything inside to not run across the locker room and beat the ever loving shit out of the man. It is the least I could do for all the pain and suffering I had to endure while I was on the shelf because of what he did to me. But that is directed at him and not the ones that I will be facing on Live. All I see when I look across the ring are the ones that will be standing opposed to what I want to achieve. Now I will offer to all three of you what I have offered to each and every star here in Boardwalk. I will offer you my hand, shake it and be the better man or woman and this stays purely professional, no hatred and no one gets hurt.
I just want the four of us to go out there and put on a hell of a show and give the fans something great to see. But mark my words and each of you mark them well....do not make this personal, do not go out of your way to piss me off because I have shown that it really doesn't matter if I win or lose because I have lost plenty of times over the course of my career and losing one more time at this point in isn't really that big a deal but you can bet your asses that people at the show are gonna remember that Noah Hanson went out and put on a hell of a show and made his mark in Boardwalk, made people remember him. And it will all be professional, no cheap shots, no short cuts, just the god given wrestling ability that I have had from day one and one that have given me the ability to win over three hundred matches and be enshrined in three different Hall of Fames and I know that in the grand scheme that bringing up shit like that is kinda pointless but I just want everyone to know that this is not gonna be a cake walk, no free passes and just because I am the old dog in all this....it sure as hell won't be a disadvantage for me. See I have made a career out of big name matches, matches where so much is on the line and this match screams “BIG MONEY” and you can bet Sativa's cute little ass that I am going to walk out as winner and they say “to the winner goes he spoils” So when you walk to the betting table, I would make sure you put your money on the sure thing...
ME..
That is one reason why I have stuck around Boardwalk as long as I have because I live giving Lee Best the middle fucking finger every chance I get. I love showing him that by me winning matches, by me getting over with fans in other promotions even if I am getting booed out of the fucking building it just shows me that Lee was fucking wrong about me, that he never gave me the chance I deserved and that is why I am glad that I have just toughed it out in Boardwalk, done whatever I want and just pushed forward, I may not have a sparkling record but I have went out there and just delivered and fought my ass off whenever I have been booked. And the thing is that is the way I have always been, never changed a thing about how I approach matches and this one will be no different. I have already proven that this old man is still as tough as they come and when I step into the ring on Live I am going to show Sativa, Kolic and Terrorflex that Noah Hanson is the man that is going to walk out with a chance at the Casino title. I am hoping that Claire Collins can hold on to the title a for just a little longer because that is exactly who I am looking at. I have wanted a chance to see how well I can stack up against her for a few months now and I see this match as a shining opportunity for me to make a big step towards the end of the long and storied career that I have carved for myself.
It would be great to return to Scranton knowing that I could be next in line for a shot at the Casino title and then a few days later I could be walking out with the NAW Legacy title. I have big dreams and even bigger aspirations, I can see myself holding the Casino title AND the NAW Legacy title and hell maybe I would be the wrestler of the week in all the dirtsheets maybe that Wrestling Guys show would give me a shout out for doing that for being a man that makes things happen not just in one fed but two. I have seen a little bit of Kolic and the man has skill as does this Terrorflex dude but this is the big stage, a stage that I have stood on for over sixteen years This is the stage where I shine, in the old days this is where I grabbed the spotlight and shined like a fucking diamond and you know what that is exactly what is going to happen again. I am going to take that big fucking diamond, grab my shirt and polish that fucking thing and make it god damn sparkle and everyone will see that looking past Noah Hanson or overlooking the “old man” can sometimes bite you in the ass. That was part of my problem with my last opponent Noelle Shelley she was already looking past me, she had already written off the old man, she really thought that she had a chance against me, she thought that she deserved to be higher because of her age and youth. I proved that age and youth doesn't always trump experience and skill. That is something that the three others need to be well aware of, I can appreciate a little bit of swagger, I can get behind guts and determination but if any of you three think that for a moment that the old man is going to be a non factor in the match or that you will simply be able to push past me then you all are in for a long match and you might go home with the losing purses and then you can see what happens when a properly motivated Noah Hanson is capable of.
I have been looked past and counted out of things for the last time. If this is my last year, if this is the swan song in the career of Noah Hanson then you can bet your asses that I am going out firing both barrels and hitting people with my dick as many times as possible. See and it started with Lee Best and the faggot kid, he couldn't do what needed to be done and cut that piece of garbage off, he has and always will be a cancer to whatever place he calls home whenever the magical HOW retirement tour ends. Lee never gave me the chance I deserved after beating Scott Stevens like a redheaded step child and pushing his “saviour” JPD to the limits I was never good enough, I was a “good peep” but in reality all I was ever going to be was fodder to his pals. He hated the fact that I stood up to his boys, that I never bowed to their acts and kept pushing forward like I always I beat Hall of Famers, I beat members of the Best Alliance but he was never able to put anything behind me. And that is why I am looking at this run in Boardwalk totally different Pettis has given me a chance to show the fans just how talented I am. I had never been in Boardwalk before this current run and like HOW I am sorry that I never got involved prior to this. But make no mistake this is going to be an awakening to all the fans that I have missed over the years that I missed because I was to worried about losing, to worried about my image and that is another part of the reason why I am here. I may not be a full time part of Boardwalk but that doesn't mean that anyone in Boardwalk should take me any less seriously then the wrestlers in North Atlantic Wrestling. Anyone can be beaten, no one is unbeatable and to sit back and think that Noah Hanson is past his prime or to old to be competing in this company I will gladly give each and every one of you haters the biggest fucking shit burger I possibly can and then shove it down each of yours throat.
In the end all that matters is that Noah Hanson walks out of the match with his hand raised in victory. I want to get a little more length out of this broken down car, I want this engine to turn over for a little while longer and take me down one last drive. See I know when it is time to walk away, I know that I have probably done this longer then I should have and the under carriage has probably seen better days. Do I want the engine to burst or one of the tires to completely fall off well I would hope that doesn't happen I just want this car to last for a while longer, no upgrades, nothing being rebuilt just drive this fucker till I can;t drive it any longer. See I have taken it to the mechanic before and I just don't think it will last much longer. I have prayed and to be honest I just don't think he is listening to me anymore. I have tried to reach out and grab the air, tried to get higher then I have before but I just don't think I matter to the man. I have tried to do the Catholic thing and begged for forgiveness for the sins of my past but when I see the sins of my past staring back at me I know that I probably deserve everything that I have coming to me.
I know that for every good deed I have done, donating money to worthy causes, helping build houses for the homeless, working in soup kitchens. I know that in the end it will not matter because I have crossed the line way to many times and there is not a whole lot that can be done for those past moments of shady judgment. I tried to kill Jackson Dre, threw the man out of a hotel window, I am lucky that the man didn't die but I ended his career. I went on a bloodlust when I tried to eviscerate Justin Evers in the Mexican Slaughterhouse and he was someone that I called a friend but again it was m lust for power, fame and money and it was a path that led to a gold and leather belt. I look at those past sins and I know that there is no saving me, cutting a mans brake line to try and get a title. That is why at times I worry about letting things get out of control, I worry that I might not be able to stop, that once things get out of control I won't be able to stop myself and that there won't be any way for anyone to stop it until I am finished with the business at hand.
Do the people in Boardwalk deserve that kinda craziness? No....they don't know me, they don't have any reason to look at me and think anything other then what they see what is right in front of them and that is Noah Hanson, stuntman, sometime TV star and all the time wrestler. I mean what have I done that would make anyone look at me and fear me? Nothing to be totally honest at least here in Boardwalk that is why I believe that the Noah in Boardwalk is a totally different person than the one in North Atlantic Wrestling. It's almost like that as soon as I get to Boardwalk there is a switch that flips and you see a totally different person, one that doesn't really care about hurting people, one that is just living life and having fun but when I get back to Scranton the Noah there is sadistic, calculating and almost demented. The one in Scranton is almost like the one in Wrestling Midwest someone that would be bloodthirsty, ruthless, willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done.
That is something that the other three should be worried about, they should be very worried that the Noah from Scranton wanders over to the Boardwalk side and things get all messy. Believe me none of you want that, none of you want the darkness out, John Pariah nearly brought it out. He tried to end my life not just my career and then he tries to play this dumb little game with me, playing nice and shit. I see Pariah in the locker room and to be honest I have to hold everything inside to not run across the locker room and beat the ever loving shit out of the man. It is the least I could do for all the pain and suffering I had to endure while I was on the shelf because of what he did to me. But that is directed at him and not the ones that I will be facing on Live. All I see when I look across the ring are the ones that will be standing opposed to what I want to achieve. Now I will offer to all three of you what I have offered to each and every star here in Boardwalk. I will offer you my hand, shake it and be the better man or woman and this stays purely professional, no hatred and no one gets hurt.
I just want the four of us to go out there and put on a hell of a show and give the fans something great to see. But mark my words and each of you mark them well....do not make this personal, do not go out of your way to piss me off because I have shown that it really doesn't matter if I win or lose because I have lost plenty of times over the course of my career and losing one more time at this point in isn't really that big a deal but you can bet your asses that people at the show are gonna remember that Noah Hanson went out and put on a hell of a show and made his mark in Boardwalk, made people remember him. And it will all be professional, no cheap shots, no short cuts, just the god given wrestling ability that I have had from day one and one that have given me the ability to win over three hundred matches and be enshrined in three different Hall of Fames and I know that in the grand scheme that bringing up shit like that is kinda pointless but I just want everyone to know that this is not gonna be a cake walk, no free passes and just because I am the old dog in all this....it sure as hell won't be a disadvantage for me. See I have made a career out of big name matches, matches where so much is on the line and this match screams “BIG MONEY” and you can bet Sativa's cute little ass that I am going to walk out as winner and they say “to the winner goes he spoils” So when you walk to the betting table, I would make sure you put your money on the sure thing...
ME..