Post by Noah Hanson on Apr 10, 2016 22:52:35 GMT -5
Ya know sometimes I expect the worst out of people, I see how people conduct themselves in fed after fed and I always assume the worst because generally people are just shitty. I mean if you look at the way the so called talent in High Octane Wrestling handle themselves or maybe in Four Corners Wrestling you'd almost expect the places to be run by shit throwing monkeys but in the end it they are not. See I see people like Sativa and I wanted it to be just a match, a match where we just give the hard working, minimum wage people their money worth but she had to go and make it personal. Going with the middle school, cheap ass cut downs, I am the old man, the one that looks like dried out horse leather apparently. She think I have to pay for female companionship, well let me tell you something sunshine, this “Old Man” has plenty in the tank for some piece of gutter trash like yourself. See it's cunts like you that give the females in this business a bad name, you see some women actually have god given ability and don't need to go this route and just run their dick lickers and show that their education and creativity are scored as low as their IQ test. I look at some like her and I see someone that probably skirts the system probably doesn't know how to do basic things a woman like her should know. A woman like her, one that is fairly limited in the ring needs to stick to what they know and stay there and wrap their cocksuckers around it and suck it hard.
You know nothing about me, you wanted to sit there and throw shit at me like Jason Parker Davidson and Mike Best and here I thought you were better then that, I thought Boardwalk hired better talent then that but you and a few of the other skanks here in Boardwalk have proven that the only females out here and I use the term “females” loosely because the way some of you talk you sure as hell aren't ladies and there for are barely female. People like you should be shoved back in a time machine and shown how ladies act, how they should carry themselves because this generation of women are sorely lacking in kitchen skills. See Sativa you need to go to school to learn how to be a modern cunt, you need to learn how to make a modern man happy...on your damn knees, mouth open, sandwich in one hand and a beer in the other. You need to have dinner in the oven, house clean and ready to service your man as soon as they walk in the door.
You made this personal, assuming that I buy hookers and beer with my pay from Boardwalk. Well maybe you should spend your pay on a few cooking classes and charm school doll because as far as I am concerned you have crossed a line and I turned it right back at you. I don't fear someone like you, unoriginal, boring and classless, the type of person that Lee Best just loves to hire probably ripe for getting in their Hall of Fame, probably someone that idolizes people like JPD, you know the kid of person that you just sit there and just finger bang yourself and it your chair all messy and sticky because you see what Jace can do with a mic in his hand and you just wish you had a quarter of his fucking talent but in the end you are just a cheap, pathetic hack with no fucking real skill to speak of. That is why I will revel in the chance to make you see the Ladykiller as I leap off the top rope and drive the elbow into that thirteen year old boys chest that seems to be where you claim to have a pair of breasts. You call me “creepy” and a “pedo” but then you might want to look in the mirror because you look like one of those weird transgender kids that kinda isn't sure which way they fly and just want to leave it to the next person to try and figure it out but when I look at you all I see is a boy that looks like the boy or girl that could be dating Noelle Shelley. And yeah I beat a kid last week big fucking deal, you act like I should be ashamed of myself or embarrassed or something.
The fact is this when you step into that ring against me all you are is just another causality and nothing more. People sign up for this business and should be fully aware by now what they have coming at them. I mean if you and Noelle were worried about getting into the ring with a mean old man maybe you need to go and find one of those cute little powder puff feds that only hire women and maybe the occasional he/she that is in transition. Oh and I was bragging about how I would rather beat women then men, wow really I guess fighting John Pariah wasn't really fighting a man then right? I mean I can't help how Boardwalk books anything, it sounds like you have a problem with the management more then you do me. You just have problems being original, you have a problem doing anything that might be something that you have to do on you own. See my problem with you before was nothing, I didn't have one, maybe you need to pay attention a little bit because I wanted this to be just a match, see who had the better skills but you wanted to cross that line and now when I drag you by your hair back across that line and I kick your ass all over the ring and I ignore the two other chumps in this all you need to do is ask yourself this...
“Was it worth it?”
Because when the smoke clears and the dust clears it will clearly obvious that you shouldn't have crossed that line, you should have just played the better card and not tried to double down because sometimes when you do that you have more to lose. Maybe Terror can be hired to figure out the case of why the hell you were hired in the first place. I mean that is a fucking mystery all in itself. I was hoping that Kolic would be more of an inspired challenge but he has just been something more comparable to a box full of kittens and Terror seems to need to look into the case of his own where abouts which brings me back to Sativa.
I can't really wait to get into this match and get my hands on another over rated chick, a chick that thinks that just like a lot of these kids that come out of this generation they seem to think they are entitled to more then what they really deserve but the one thing that is true is this. Sativa is going to get something, she is going to get her ass handed to her, that ever so boyish ass handed to her. And she has only herself to blame for this ass kickin that is coming down the train tracks.
I can see the next bitch that I face after this, beating the same mother fucking drum one that you all must fucking share and just pass it along to the next one. I mean I half expected some of you to break out the tired old “Noahs Ark” jokes or maybe the ones where I am the missing member of the pop group HANSON. I mean if you girls are gonna be stale and repetitive then at least stick to what works and with what everyone else has used in the past if you really have no talent to come up with some shit that will really put me in my place. I mean hell I must be squandering all kinds of money on bitches and cock like you say then hell how the fuck am I making it to the ring each and every week. Maybe I need a new mule to carry my fucking stash back to the states and since we all know that your flat as hell chest can't get any then we can just shove my stash up your utterly useless cunt and it will get through customs without a thought because when you look like fourteen year old from New Jersey then we all really have nothing to worry about.
Fuckin' funny thing about all of this is that you tried to carry yourself like a women that was some sort of world class talent but your nothing more then a five dollar whore and according to the way to talk about me I probably know a thing or two about five dollar whores. See I have faced plenty of women wrestlers, chicks that can and will run circles around you. Tami Weber, Shadow, Alice Harris, Tara Michael Davidson, Claire Collins those are the standard bearers as far as I am concerned. You wanted to make this personal, you wanted to try and get under my collar and congratulations you did it and now you have to reap what you sow. I hope you're ready for, I mean to be honest this match is just the opening act for the match I have in North Atlantic Wrestling, a Prison Yard match, you know the type of match you claim I don't like to get involved in, but I am going to bust you up before I head back to the states. I don't care if this is a contendership match or a god damn knitting match. Maybe that is your problem? Maybe yo think you have been slighted, you really think you should be in the match that Noelle is in you think you deserve more then you have actually earned.
I am going to ruin your whole fucking trip, I am going to throw a big fucking bag of shit on your fucking front porch and light that thing on fire because that is all you deserve. People like you that think they should just be given hand outs are just sickening and on the four way I am going to show the world what needs to be done to the hand out generation.
I plan on breaking that fucking hand and sending you back to the bottom of the ladder and really pissing you off. I want you to know that this old man is going to be the one that causes you to move to the back of the god damn line. People like you are what makes this country a god damn joke, “I deserve better.” “I should be in that match” “I am gonna throw myself on the mat and cry and bitch and moan till I get what I want”....
Give me a fucking break will you? Can someone wake me up from this fucking nightmare that wrestling has become these days, a bunch of useless fucking turds that just refuse to go down the drain. I mean I just don't see the appeal, I get it that Pettis needed a ring attendant but god damn at least hire a ring card girl that has some fucking tits because Sativa doesn't have a damn thing. I guess Pettis thought she was actually a guy and then couldn't do anything about when he realized his mistake, I mean Lee made the same mistake when he thought he had a son but realized that Michael should have actually been named Michelle. It's an honest mistake, sometimes chicks can be mistaken for dudes and the other way around as well.
But sometimes the only reason some people are alive is because I can't Force Choke people to death...
You know nothing about me, you wanted to sit there and throw shit at me like Jason Parker Davidson and Mike Best and here I thought you were better then that, I thought Boardwalk hired better talent then that but you and a few of the other skanks here in Boardwalk have proven that the only females out here and I use the term “females” loosely because the way some of you talk you sure as hell aren't ladies and there for are barely female. People like you should be shoved back in a time machine and shown how ladies act, how they should carry themselves because this generation of women are sorely lacking in kitchen skills. See Sativa you need to go to school to learn how to be a modern cunt, you need to learn how to make a modern man happy...on your damn knees, mouth open, sandwich in one hand and a beer in the other. You need to have dinner in the oven, house clean and ready to service your man as soon as they walk in the door.
You made this personal, assuming that I buy hookers and beer with my pay from Boardwalk. Well maybe you should spend your pay on a few cooking classes and charm school doll because as far as I am concerned you have crossed a line and I turned it right back at you. I don't fear someone like you, unoriginal, boring and classless, the type of person that Lee Best just loves to hire probably ripe for getting in their Hall of Fame, probably someone that idolizes people like JPD, you know the kid of person that you just sit there and just finger bang yourself and it your chair all messy and sticky because you see what Jace can do with a mic in his hand and you just wish you had a quarter of his fucking talent but in the end you are just a cheap, pathetic hack with no fucking real skill to speak of. That is why I will revel in the chance to make you see the Ladykiller as I leap off the top rope and drive the elbow into that thirteen year old boys chest that seems to be where you claim to have a pair of breasts. You call me “creepy” and a “pedo” but then you might want to look in the mirror because you look like one of those weird transgender kids that kinda isn't sure which way they fly and just want to leave it to the next person to try and figure it out but when I look at you all I see is a boy that looks like the boy or girl that could be dating Noelle Shelley. And yeah I beat a kid last week big fucking deal, you act like I should be ashamed of myself or embarrassed or something.
The fact is this when you step into that ring against me all you are is just another causality and nothing more. People sign up for this business and should be fully aware by now what they have coming at them. I mean if you and Noelle were worried about getting into the ring with a mean old man maybe you need to go and find one of those cute little powder puff feds that only hire women and maybe the occasional he/she that is in transition. Oh and I was bragging about how I would rather beat women then men, wow really I guess fighting John Pariah wasn't really fighting a man then right? I mean I can't help how Boardwalk books anything, it sounds like you have a problem with the management more then you do me. You just have problems being original, you have a problem doing anything that might be something that you have to do on you own. See my problem with you before was nothing, I didn't have one, maybe you need to pay attention a little bit because I wanted this to be just a match, see who had the better skills but you wanted to cross that line and now when I drag you by your hair back across that line and I kick your ass all over the ring and I ignore the two other chumps in this all you need to do is ask yourself this...
“Was it worth it?”
Because when the smoke clears and the dust clears it will clearly obvious that you shouldn't have crossed that line, you should have just played the better card and not tried to double down because sometimes when you do that you have more to lose. Maybe Terror can be hired to figure out the case of why the hell you were hired in the first place. I mean that is a fucking mystery all in itself. I was hoping that Kolic would be more of an inspired challenge but he has just been something more comparable to a box full of kittens and Terror seems to need to look into the case of his own where abouts which brings me back to Sativa.
I can't really wait to get into this match and get my hands on another over rated chick, a chick that thinks that just like a lot of these kids that come out of this generation they seem to think they are entitled to more then what they really deserve but the one thing that is true is this. Sativa is going to get something, she is going to get her ass handed to her, that ever so boyish ass handed to her. And she has only herself to blame for this ass kickin that is coming down the train tracks.
I can see the next bitch that I face after this, beating the same mother fucking drum one that you all must fucking share and just pass it along to the next one. I mean I half expected some of you to break out the tired old “Noahs Ark” jokes or maybe the ones where I am the missing member of the pop group HANSON. I mean if you girls are gonna be stale and repetitive then at least stick to what works and with what everyone else has used in the past if you really have no talent to come up with some shit that will really put me in my place. I mean hell I must be squandering all kinds of money on bitches and cock like you say then hell how the fuck am I making it to the ring each and every week. Maybe I need a new mule to carry my fucking stash back to the states and since we all know that your flat as hell chest can't get any then we can just shove my stash up your utterly useless cunt and it will get through customs without a thought because when you look like fourteen year old from New Jersey then we all really have nothing to worry about.
Fuckin' funny thing about all of this is that you tried to carry yourself like a women that was some sort of world class talent but your nothing more then a five dollar whore and according to the way to talk about me I probably know a thing or two about five dollar whores. See I have faced plenty of women wrestlers, chicks that can and will run circles around you. Tami Weber, Shadow, Alice Harris, Tara Michael Davidson, Claire Collins those are the standard bearers as far as I am concerned. You wanted to make this personal, you wanted to try and get under my collar and congratulations you did it and now you have to reap what you sow. I hope you're ready for, I mean to be honest this match is just the opening act for the match I have in North Atlantic Wrestling, a Prison Yard match, you know the type of match you claim I don't like to get involved in, but I am going to bust you up before I head back to the states. I don't care if this is a contendership match or a god damn knitting match. Maybe that is your problem? Maybe yo think you have been slighted, you really think you should be in the match that Noelle is in you think you deserve more then you have actually earned.
I am going to ruin your whole fucking trip, I am going to throw a big fucking bag of shit on your fucking front porch and light that thing on fire because that is all you deserve. People like you that think they should just be given hand outs are just sickening and on the four way I am going to show the world what needs to be done to the hand out generation.
I plan on breaking that fucking hand and sending you back to the bottom of the ladder and really pissing you off. I want you to know that this old man is going to be the one that causes you to move to the back of the god damn line. People like you are what makes this country a god damn joke, “I deserve better.” “I should be in that match” “I am gonna throw myself on the mat and cry and bitch and moan till I get what I want”....
Give me a fucking break will you? Can someone wake me up from this fucking nightmare that wrestling has become these days, a bunch of useless fucking turds that just refuse to go down the drain. I mean I just don't see the appeal, I get it that Pettis needed a ring attendant but god damn at least hire a ring card girl that has some fucking tits because Sativa doesn't have a damn thing. I guess Pettis thought she was actually a guy and then couldn't do anything about when he realized his mistake, I mean Lee made the same mistake when he thought he had a son but realized that Michael should have actually been named Michelle. It's an honest mistake, sometimes chicks can be mistaken for dudes and the other way around as well.
But sometimes the only reason some people are alive is because I can't Force Choke people to death...