Post by Noah Hanson on Jul 16, 2016 10:52:59 GMT -5
It's dark and we hear Noah yelling in the darkness...
“How the fuck do you turn this damn thing on?” Noah is heard yelling and then finally the screen come clear and there is Noah looking at the camera. “Well hello Fight One, your savior Noah fucking Hanson is here. Hey Elliott I told you this was just the beginning and you really don't seem to understand the concept, you really don't seem to be able to grasp the concept that I am here for the long haul, I am going to get MY title back. All you are doing is keeping my belt warm for me, you're a transitional champion, something I am sure you have heard before but usually you are the rebound guy, the guy that a chick find when she is just coming off a tough breakup and that is what the Outlaw title is doing coming off a tough breakup and you are the rebound champion. The Siscoe Era is only going to end in failure and a sense that nothing really was done to make things any better probably the same way your little girlfriends feel when you tell them your done. I mean I get it you like to think you are going to start some kind of new revolution with the belt but all you are doing is exactly what I want. I want someone from Fight One to finally stand opposed and that is exactly what you're doing so again THANK YOU. You like to say that I am nothing, that I am just some buck toothed hillbilly or something like that. But you have come out here show after show to FIGHT me, to STOP me from getting the Outlaw title. But you have failed to see that I wanted that in the beginning, I wanted someone to stand in the way, draw a line in the sand and say “NO MORE” and you have done that and for that I can finally say that you are worthy of being in the ring with me.”
Noah pauses and then continues.
“And yep I was pissed at not being included on the Collision Course card and I had every right to be pissed off but you know what have fun getting annihilated by Aidan Carlisle cause that is exactly what is going to happen the gil is legit and I for one am going to have a good time watching her beat your ass. Baz is a joke and they threw him into the match because they needed a rag doll to be thrown around and that is when Baz stood up and was like “I can do that”. So you go ahead and you have a good time at the show and hell who knows maybe you go to the show WITHOUT the Outlaw title have you really thought about that? Have you really thought about the fact that you could be going into the match as the advertised Outlaw champion when you might not actually be the older of the belt when it all goes down. Oh and when that happens don't worry I will be taking real good care of MY belt. I love that you sit there and go “If you were actually a full time member of either roster then maybe you'd be on the card...” really? Did you eat lead paint or something as a kid because dumbass Darin Zion isn't a full time member of either fed and he is on the show so your whole comment is just fucking invalid. You're a fucking idiot that is really all I can say about that and the fact that Brennen Devlin who doesn't even work for Fight One is on it's team in the main event is a real head scratcher as well but I guess Aidan Morag must give handjobs or something and gets who he wants on his team. Maybe wrestling just doesn't have loyalty or faith in who they have on their own roster because that is what this screams is that Morag has no faith in his own roster so he poached Devlin from Boardwalk to fill his team. Sorry I got distracted I just can't stand politics call it a pet peeve of mine one that climbs on my back like a little monkey.
Noah rubs his forehead...
“You say that you will have to be killed to have the belt taken from you now. Good to know, you also asked me if I was willing to kill you to take the belt from you, well let me say this I have done some things in my career that I am not particularly proud of I cut a mans brake lines once to try and keep him from getting to the next show to fight me, I ended a mans career by throwing him from the second story window of hotel. I fought my best friend in a SlaughterHouse and tried to eviscerate him when he tried to take what was mine. So let me tell you this, you don't want to ask that question to many times, you don't want to go that far unless you are really willing to put EVERYTHING out there because I have numerous times. I used to be called the Career Killer because I did just what the moniker says I killed careers, ended friendships and burned bridges because I needed to be the best in the business. You think that beating me once was some sort of accomplishment like you really did something great, let me tell you a little secret you only won because you needed to have some strings pulled, the boss didn't have enough FAITH in you to do it when it really mattered, think about it, he pulled strings...for you...because he wanted his belt on a Fight One star at all costs...”
“I started this and I am gonna finish it...”
“How the fuck do you turn this damn thing on?” Noah is heard yelling and then finally the screen come clear and there is Noah looking at the camera. “Well hello Fight One, your savior Noah fucking Hanson is here. Hey Elliott I told you this was just the beginning and you really don't seem to understand the concept, you really don't seem to be able to grasp the concept that I am here for the long haul, I am going to get MY title back. All you are doing is keeping my belt warm for me, you're a transitional champion, something I am sure you have heard before but usually you are the rebound guy, the guy that a chick find when she is just coming off a tough breakup and that is what the Outlaw title is doing coming off a tough breakup and you are the rebound champion. The Siscoe Era is only going to end in failure and a sense that nothing really was done to make things any better probably the same way your little girlfriends feel when you tell them your done. I mean I get it you like to think you are going to start some kind of new revolution with the belt but all you are doing is exactly what I want. I want someone from Fight One to finally stand opposed and that is exactly what you're doing so again THANK YOU. You like to say that I am nothing, that I am just some buck toothed hillbilly or something like that. But you have come out here show after show to FIGHT me, to STOP me from getting the Outlaw title. But you have failed to see that I wanted that in the beginning, I wanted someone to stand in the way, draw a line in the sand and say “NO MORE” and you have done that and for that I can finally say that you are worthy of being in the ring with me.”
Noah pauses and then continues.
“And yep I was pissed at not being included on the Collision Course card and I had every right to be pissed off but you know what have fun getting annihilated by Aidan Carlisle cause that is exactly what is going to happen the gil is legit and I for one am going to have a good time watching her beat your ass. Baz is a joke and they threw him into the match because they needed a rag doll to be thrown around and that is when Baz stood up and was like “I can do that”. So you go ahead and you have a good time at the show and hell who knows maybe you go to the show WITHOUT the Outlaw title have you really thought about that? Have you really thought about the fact that you could be going into the match as the advertised Outlaw champion when you might not actually be the older of the belt when it all goes down. Oh and when that happens don't worry I will be taking real good care of MY belt. I love that you sit there and go “If you were actually a full time member of either roster then maybe you'd be on the card...” really? Did you eat lead paint or something as a kid because dumbass Darin Zion isn't a full time member of either fed and he is on the show so your whole comment is just fucking invalid. You're a fucking idiot that is really all I can say about that and the fact that Brennen Devlin who doesn't even work for Fight One is on it's team in the main event is a real head scratcher as well but I guess Aidan Morag must give handjobs or something and gets who he wants on his team. Maybe wrestling just doesn't have loyalty or faith in who they have on their own roster because that is what this screams is that Morag has no faith in his own roster so he poached Devlin from Boardwalk to fill his team. Sorry I got distracted I just can't stand politics call it a pet peeve of mine one that climbs on my back like a little monkey.
Noah rubs his forehead...
“You say that you will have to be killed to have the belt taken from you now. Good to know, you also asked me if I was willing to kill you to take the belt from you, well let me say this I have done some things in my career that I am not particularly proud of I cut a mans brake lines once to try and keep him from getting to the next show to fight me, I ended a mans career by throwing him from the second story window of hotel. I fought my best friend in a SlaughterHouse and tried to eviscerate him when he tried to take what was mine. So let me tell you this, you don't want to ask that question to many times, you don't want to go that far unless you are really willing to put EVERYTHING out there because I have numerous times. I used to be called the Career Killer because I did just what the moniker says I killed careers, ended friendships and burned bridges because I needed to be the best in the business. You think that beating me once was some sort of accomplishment like you really did something great, let me tell you a little secret you only won because you needed to have some strings pulled, the boss didn't have enough FAITH in you to do it when it really mattered, think about it, he pulled strings...for you...because he wanted his belt on a Fight One star at all costs...”
“I started this and I am gonna finish it...”