Post by Noah Hanson on Aug 29, 2016 20:29:37 GMT -5
Working in Boardwalk again? Yeah I was never sure that I would say those words again but when I heard that they were doing a battle royal I had to throw my hat in the mix, I mean I love the idea of just going into a match and not knowing who I am going to be in there I mean if you look at all the talent in this deal then there are plenty of chances for me to run into people I have history with. I see Zach Rizza someone that I have a history with that goes back to my time in WCWA and a few months ago when we were both left off the ill-fated Boardwalk, Fight One Collision Course inter-promotional pay-per-view. See leaving one of the champions off the card should have been a huge red flag for the business but they did and there was no going back on that front. And yeah I guess I am like an old dog that just likes to chew on old bones because that ship should have sailed for me a long time ago but you know what some people say I have a really hard time letting things go, that not being able to walk away from shit is one of my biggest weaknesses but you see it also a strength because it means I want to repay that disrespect that I was dealt by the Boardwalk staff. See I hate to sound like a broken fucking record but I busted my ass for them, appeared when I was booked and busted my ass and how did they repay me? They skip over me after I beat the then Casino champion and gave MY chance to someone else and then that dude won the belt and I was left high and dry and was never even given a chance against that current champion before someone else beat him and that someone would be Zach Rizza.
Oh but let's not forget that there are plenty of others that I have some sort of history with in this deal. I mean I have all kinds of history with Ed Houston and those deals go back two different feds besides Boardwalk. Houston is always going to be one of those spunky little monkeys that are going to be flying all over the place and that is why he excels in matches like this and while there won't be anyone that is extremely huge and a task to get out of the ring. Someone like Ed Houston makes for a different kind of challenge to get out of the ring. See he will probably be one of those kinds that could get thrown out of the ring and land on a barrier or maybe the apron or maybe on someone that was already eliminated. The point I am trying to make is that Houston is one of those difficult challenges to eliminate because as long as he doesn't hit the floor he isn't eliminated I would love to get a chance to go at Ed one more time. See we are some of the last remaining talent from a long dead fed one that has so many great talents...Mac Bane, Jimmy Zane, Chris Cooper, Tytus Rost, Spike Kane see Ed we are the last of the once great fed, one that created some of the greatest matches and feuds I was ever blessed to have been in. Do I look at myself as the past? Do I look at myself as a talent from a bygone era? Possibly, I could have just not shown up, I could have thought about how I felt overlooked by the staff of Boardwalk and just walked away and said “maybe some other time” but you know what I signed my name to that contract and I am gonna be there. Will I win this? I really don't care about winning the match, in the end all I wanna do is have as much fun as I can.
One thing I have realized is that I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Do I wanna end it now? No, simply that I am stating a fact that I am not the youngest star out there in this business and to be honest I just don't know how much longer I wanna do this. I have done so much for whatever company I call home and for the business to hardly give a shit about me is something that really bothers me, it eats at me each and every day I wake up in bed and my knee aches, I grab at it and rub and take a couple painkillers and fight through the pain and muscle through it all. And for what? To have the staff in Boardwalk overlook me some more if I happen to come back and sign on again? Is it really worth it? Is it really worth putting myself through all that to watch someone like Bryan Williams come in, swoop down and take what I had worked hard for and beaten Myris and figured I would have been given my chance, been given a chance to be taken seriously and what happens I get overlooked, I get passed over and then I let my anger get at me and I decided to walk away from the part time contract because I had just about had enough of all the bullshit this business has thrown at me.
I mean I look at all the talent in this deal and I would be lyin' through my teeth if I didn't see some fun potential match ups that could come down the pipe. I mean the Boardwalk tag team champs are in this as is the Hype champion that right there is worth the price of admission. I look over the list and there are a few guys and gals from all over the country. Claire Collins other half Lex Collins. Jar Van Der Roost is also in this, someone that I have beaten before I could look up and down that list of entrants and see more then a few that I have beaten. I mean Kolic couldn't even make it to the ring to come get some of this and as I was saying I beat Roost. I have beaten Allister Black not just in Boardwalk but hell in CWC when it was active so yeah I have history with a boatload of people. Do I worry about any of them, not as much as you think.
But there is one in particular that I have been looking at ever since I saw that he was in Boardwalk and that is James Edwards. See we have probably more history then just about anyone else in the match. Hell who am I kiddin' there is no one in the match that I want to get my hands on then Edwards. See when I won my NAW Legacy title James Edwards was one of the men that I defeated to walk away as the Legacy champion. See it was soon after that Edwards left NAW, see he didn't like the schedule that NAW had used to move its show Meltdown to a new day and that didn't jell with his personal schedule. See I didn't mind that, what I did have a problem with is the fact that he walked out and then started whoring himself to all these other promotions, some place in Texas, an offshoot fed of Four Corners Wrestling, I know Boardwalk peeps calm down I know I said the name of a company that mostly burns the ears of anyone in Boardwalk but get over it. See James went all over the place and then got huge in Fight One, became their top dog and was supposed to be this big, new rising star but you know what happened? I brought the HANSON HARDCORE CHALLENGE to Fight One and took their Outlaw title and not just once but twice. I wanted people in Fight One to stand tall, to fight back but all I did was bring more outsiders to Fight One although I challenged all kinds of other stars from all over the business. Hell I called out Jason Cashe, Brian Hollywood, your former Atlantic City champion and the one that single handedly screwed team Boardwalk at Collision Course and that would be Darin Zion. See though those guys needed to have approval of their big bad bosses, they had to have their balls given back to them before they would even consider coming after me.
I mean do I worry that I might not be there by the time Edwards hits the ring? Not at all because regardless of what happens I am going to get my hands on Edwards and then I am going to drag his little crybaby ass all the way back to Scranton and I am going to beat him there and I really hope that Four Corners Wrestlings newest old man and that is Alex Hayes. I hope that he is watching, I hope that he is actually at All In, hell I will let him have a spot in my private luxury box so that he can see what he has coming for him. I want every freakin' person in Boardwalk to be payin' real close attention because I might not be signed at the moment but your time is coming, Noah Hanson will be in Boardwalk BEFORE the end of the year and you can fuckin' take that shit to the bank and deposit that shit in a savings account and collect some god damn interest and then things will get real interesting.
See I have started to tire of the politics in this business, people want to fight me for my belt, they want to take me out but when I want to up the ante, when I want to make things a little bit more interesting for all the fans what is that most people do? They back out, see I went to Fight One and took the fight to them, beat some of their talent, not their best mind you but I stood my ground and never took a step back. And when James Edwards finally did get in my face, when he finally got his dick back what happened? Fight One closed, just a week or so AFTER I cut ties to them? Coincidence? Come on there are no such thing, like I said there was just not enough of their favorite fossil fuel “Essence of Hanson” to fuel their engines and keep the lights on for a while longer. Hayes and Edwards took offense to that claim, they want me so bad that Edwards cleared some time on his “Oh so busy” schedule to fit me in and settle our little problem, well at least for a little while anyway. See I don't give a shit about fighting him n NAW there is nothing special about the match, he doesn't have anything I want but I am going to kick his ass. I am going to make sure I get my hands on him in the Battle Royal regardless of whether or not I am officially in the match or if I have been eliminated. He is going to learn that he should have just stayed in his little piece of heaven and not put my name in his mouth. You should have really learned from the Prison Yard match, you really should have learned that running your mouth about me is just something you don't do. I started the process of you walking out of NAW and now I am going to refresh your god damn memory about why you don't want anything to do with me and why you coming after me was one of the biggest mistakes you could have ever made.
In the end I want everyone to pay real close attention because with Xtra going to a bi weekly schedule I would be VERY worried if I were you. I would be looking over my shoulder James because if you think for a moment that the match in NAW is going to be the end of this then you are in for a whole bowl of disappointment for breakfast.
I'll be really honest on my last point, I don't know a lot of people in this, I look at some of the talent that has signed up for this and it really could be ANYONES match. The ones I look at and if I had to give an educated guess and say just who could be the favorite? My first bet are the current tag team champions of Boardwalk but then that also begs for another question to be answered. If those two end up in the ring at the same time will they work together or will they do what needs to be done and see who really is the better person between the two champs. See I know how good Rizza is and Camody. I am one of the few that have been in the ring with the two and for Camody to actually have a chance to meet Rizza in the ring would mean she would have to outlast nearly the whole field because with her being the number one entrant that makes it a really daunting task but not that it can't be done but just saying that she has an uphill battle ahead of her. But what will she do to become GREAT? Can she look at Rizza and do what she needs to do? Can she do whatever it takes to last till the end to get THAT chance? See I have been in a few of these deals, I know all to well that it's not about how many you eliminate, it is about being there at the end and doing ANYTHING to get there.
Everyone in this match needs to ask themselves this?
Will you do ANYTHING to win?
I can....
...and I will...
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Oh but let's not forget that there are plenty of others that I have some sort of history with in this deal. I mean I have all kinds of history with Ed Houston and those deals go back two different feds besides Boardwalk. Houston is always going to be one of those spunky little monkeys that are going to be flying all over the place and that is why he excels in matches like this and while there won't be anyone that is extremely huge and a task to get out of the ring. Someone like Ed Houston makes for a different kind of challenge to get out of the ring. See he will probably be one of those kinds that could get thrown out of the ring and land on a barrier or maybe the apron or maybe on someone that was already eliminated. The point I am trying to make is that Houston is one of those difficult challenges to eliminate because as long as he doesn't hit the floor he isn't eliminated I would love to get a chance to go at Ed one more time. See we are some of the last remaining talent from a long dead fed one that has so many great talents...Mac Bane, Jimmy Zane, Chris Cooper, Tytus Rost, Spike Kane see Ed we are the last of the once great fed, one that created some of the greatest matches and feuds I was ever blessed to have been in. Do I look at myself as the past? Do I look at myself as a talent from a bygone era? Possibly, I could have just not shown up, I could have thought about how I felt overlooked by the staff of Boardwalk and just walked away and said “maybe some other time” but you know what I signed my name to that contract and I am gonna be there. Will I win this? I really don't care about winning the match, in the end all I wanna do is have as much fun as I can.
One thing I have realized is that I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Do I wanna end it now? No, simply that I am stating a fact that I am not the youngest star out there in this business and to be honest I just don't know how much longer I wanna do this. I have done so much for whatever company I call home and for the business to hardly give a shit about me is something that really bothers me, it eats at me each and every day I wake up in bed and my knee aches, I grab at it and rub and take a couple painkillers and fight through the pain and muscle through it all. And for what? To have the staff in Boardwalk overlook me some more if I happen to come back and sign on again? Is it really worth it? Is it really worth putting myself through all that to watch someone like Bryan Williams come in, swoop down and take what I had worked hard for and beaten Myris and figured I would have been given my chance, been given a chance to be taken seriously and what happens I get overlooked, I get passed over and then I let my anger get at me and I decided to walk away from the part time contract because I had just about had enough of all the bullshit this business has thrown at me.
I mean I look at all the talent in this deal and I would be lyin' through my teeth if I didn't see some fun potential match ups that could come down the pipe. I mean the Boardwalk tag team champs are in this as is the Hype champion that right there is worth the price of admission. I look over the list and there are a few guys and gals from all over the country. Claire Collins other half Lex Collins. Jar Van Der Roost is also in this, someone that I have beaten before I could look up and down that list of entrants and see more then a few that I have beaten. I mean Kolic couldn't even make it to the ring to come get some of this and as I was saying I beat Roost. I have beaten Allister Black not just in Boardwalk but hell in CWC when it was active so yeah I have history with a boatload of people. Do I worry about any of them, not as much as you think.
But there is one in particular that I have been looking at ever since I saw that he was in Boardwalk and that is James Edwards. See we have probably more history then just about anyone else in the match. Hell who am I kiddin' there is no one in the match that I want to get my hands on then Edwards. See when I won my NAW Legacy title James Edwards was one of the men that I defeated to walk away as the Legacy champion. See it was soon after that Edwards left NAW, see he didn't like the schedule that NAW had used to move its show Meltdown to a new day and that didn't jell with his personal schedule. See I didn't mind that, what I did have a problem with is the fact that he walked out and then started whoring himself to all these other promotions, some place in Texas, an offshoot fed of Four Corners Wrestling, I know Boardwalk peeps calm down I know I said the name of a company that mostly burns the ears of anyone in Boardwalk but get over it. See James went all over the place and then got huge in Fight One, became their top dog and was supposed to be this big, new rising star but you know what happened? I brought the HANSON HARDCORE CHALLENGE to Fight One and took their Outlaw title and not just once but twice. I wanted people in Fight One to stand tall, to fight back but all I did was bring more outsiders to Fight One although I challenged all kinds of other stars from all over the business. Hell I called out Jason Cashe, Brian Hollywood, your former Atlantic City champion and the one that single handedly screwed team Boardwalk at Collision Course and that would be Darin Zion. See though those guys needed to have approval of their big bad bosses, they had to have their balls given back to them before they would even consider coming after me.
I mean do I worry that I might not be there by the time Edwards hits the ring? Not at all because regardless of what happens I am going to get my hands on Edwards and then I am going to drag his little crybaby ass all the way back to Scranton and I am going to beat him there and I really hope that Four Corners Wrestlings newest old man and that is Alex Hayes. I hope that he is watching, I hope that he is actually at All In, hell I will let him have a spot in my private luxury box so that he can see what he has coming for him. I want every freakin' person in Boardwalk to be payin' real close attention because I might not be signed at the moment but your time is coming, Noah Hanson will be in Boardwalk BEFORE the end of the year and you can fuckin' take that shit to the bank and deposit that shit in a savings account and collect some god damn interest and then things will get real interesting.
See I have started to tire of the politics in this business, people want to fight me for my belt, they want to take me out but when I want to up the ante, when I want to make things a little bit more interesting for all the fans what is that most people do? They back out, see I went to Fight One and took the fight to them, beat some of their talent, not their best mind you but I stood my ground and never took a step back. And when James Edwards finally did get in my face, when he finally got his dick back what happened? Fight One closed, just a week or so AFTER I cut ties to them? Coincidence? Come on there are no such thing, like I said there was just not enough of their favorite fossil fuel “Essence of Hanson” to fuel their engines and keep the lights on for a while longer. Hayes and Edwards took offense to that claim, they want me so bad that Edwards cleared some time on his “Oh so busy” schedule to fit me in and settle our little problem, well at least for a little while anyway. See I don't give a shit about fighting him n NAW there is nothing special about the match, he doesn't have anything I want but I am going to kick his ass. I am going to make sure I get my hands on him in the Battle Royal regardless of whether or not I am officially in the match or if I have been eliminated. He is going to learn that he should have just stayed in his little piece of heaven and not put my name in his mouth. You should have really learned from the Prison Yard match, you really should have learned that running your mouth about me is just something you don't do. I started the process of you walking out of NAW and now I am going to refresh your god damn memory about why you don't want anything to do with me and why you coming after me was one of the biggest mistakes you could have ever made.
In the end I want everyone to pay real close attention because with Xtra going to a bi weekly schedule I would be VERY worried if I were you. I would be looking over my shoulder James because if you think for a moment that the match in NAW is going to be the end of this then you are in for a whole bowl of disappointment for breakfast.
I'll be really honest on my last point, I don't know a lot of people in this, I look at some of the talent that has signed up for this and it really could be ANYONES match. The ones I look at and if I had to give an educated guess and say just who could be the favorite? My first bet are the current tag team champions of Boardwalk but then that also begs for another question to be answered. If those two end up in the ring at the same time will they work together or will they do what needs to be done and see who really is the better person between the two champs. See I know how good Rizza is and Camody. I am one of the few that have been in the ring with the two and for Camody to actually have a chance to meet Rizza in the ring would mean she would have to outlast nearly the whole field because with her being the number one entrant that makes it a really daunting task but not that it can't be done but just saying that she has an uphill battle ahead of her. But what will she do to become GREAT? Can she look at Rizza and do what she needs to do? Can she do whatever it takes to last till the end to get THAT chance? See I have been in a few of these deals, I know all to well that it's not about how many you eliminate, it is about being there at the end and doing ANYTHING to get there.
Everyone in this match needs to ask themselves this?
Will you do ANYTHING to win?
I can....
...and I will...
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