Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2012 8:45:27 GMT -5
The camera shows Judas David Fraggle standing on top of a hill.
David Fraggle: Fraggle Rock, do you people know what Fraggle Rock is? It was a TV show created by the same guy who created The Muppets. Ever since I was born people have said that I’m a Fraggle and that I live in Fraggle Rock. Growing up I used to get laughed at because of my name. Growing up I used to be the one who every use to bully all because I had the same name as a stupid kids TV show. Well who’s the one laughing now? I’m the one who found a man who felt like he had no name, who felt like he had no life, no felt like he had no future and I gave him everything that you see today. Thanks to me Judas Fraggle was created and now he’s the most dangerous wrestler in WBSW. He’s so dangerous that the only people willing to face him are called Jimmy Ferguson and Todd Morrison. When I think of their names I feel like they should be working in a Walmart not competing in a wrestling ring. Their names alone don’t even sound like a threat they really do just sound like two random guys who were found in a street.
David Fraggle stops talking and looks at the camera.
David Fraggle: I know what you’re wondering. You want to know where Judas Fraggle is. I want you to look down at the bottom of the hill.
The camera shows the bottom of the hill where Judas Fraggle is doing push ups.
David Fraggle: What you’re seeing is Judas Fraggle doing his warm up so that he can then start the intense training that I make him do every single day and night. When I say that I control a monster I make sure that he’s the most dangerous monster that he can be. I don’t want anybody else to appear and say that their monster is better than mine. No I need to have the biggest threat that the world has ever seen and that’s exactly what I feel like I’ve got. When I look around the entire WBSW roster I know that they’re all scared of Judas Fraggle and I know that they’re all afraid that one day they have to face him. Well I’ve got news for each and every single wrestler in WBSW please watch Judas’ next match because the pain and suffering that I tell him to deliver to Jimmy Ferguson and Todd Morrison will be much worse than the damage that he did to Michael Eros.
David Fraggle looks at the camera.
David Fraggle: I want you to zoom in on Judas Fraggle, right in on him.
The camera zooms in on Judas Fraggle.
David Fraggle: I want you to feel the fire burning inside of him. The hotter it gets the more focused on destruction he is. Jimmy Ferguson and Todd Morrison I hope that you two are saying your prayers because entering the ring with Judas Fraggle s going to be the last thing that you two ever do because he will snap both of you like a twig.
The camera looks at David Fraggle again.
David Fraggle: Oh before I forget the security guard called Mitch Thompson. Mitch it appears that you’ve been told to keep us under control. We don’t like being told what we can and can’t do, therefore I’m going to give you some advice. Don’t listen to your orders and let us do whatever we want to do because if you get in our way one more time then you’ll be the next one who I want to see suffer and I don’t think that you want that. Mitch I know that you would like to be able to go home after a hard day’s work and see your family and your friends. Well in case you haven’t worked it out I get enjoyment out of seeing careers end. The careers end because stupid wrestlers get in my way and as a result they became the next person who Judas Fraggle attacks. When Judas Fraggle attacks you, you end up in the hospital where you get told that you’ll never be able to do anything ever again. Think about it Mitch if you upset me then Judas Fraggle will be set loose and be allowed to do whatever damage that he wants to do to you. I want you to think about these questions now, do you want to be next in line to face Judas Fraggle knowing full well that you could lose everything to him? Is getting in our way more important to you than your own life is? Only an idiot would say yes to those questions Mitch but at the end of the day it’s your decision to make. Mitch I’m going to end this saying one more line to you. Judas and I are awaiting your answer. If you let us destroy Jimmy Ferguson and Todd Morrison then it means that you’ve picked life over lose everything that you feel that you’ve worked hard for. However should you decide to enter the ring and try and stop us from delivering the pain and suffering that I want to see delivered then it means that I’ve got no choice but to send Judas Fraggle after you.
Scene fades with David Fraggle laughing.
David Fraggle: Fraggle Rock, do you people know what Fraggle Rock is? It was a TV show created by the same guy who created The Muppets. Ever since I was born people have said that I’m a Fraggle and that I live in Fraggle Rock. Growing up I used to get laughed at because of my name. Growing up I used to be the one who every use to bully all because I had the same name as a stupid kids TV show. Well who’s the one laughing now? I’m the one who found a man who felt like he had no name, who felt like he had no life, no felt like he had no future and I gave him everything that you see today. Thanks to me Judas Fraggle was created and now he’s the most dangerous wrestler in WBSW. He’s so dangerous that the only people willing to face him are called Jimmy Ferguson and Todd Morrison. When I think of their names I feel like they should be working in a Walmart not competing in a wrestling ring. Their names alone don’t even sound like a threat they really do just sound like two random guys who were found in a street.
David Fraggle stops talking and looks at the camera.
David Fraggle: I know what you’re wondering. You want to know where Judas Fraggle is. I want you to look down at the bottom of the hill.
The camera shows the bottom of the hill where Judas Fraggle is doing push ups.
David Fraggle: What you’re seeing is Judas Fraggle doing his warm up so that he can then start the intense training that I make him do every single day and night. When I say that I control a monster I make sure that he’s the most dangerous monster that he can be. I don’t want anybody else to appear and say that their monster is better than mine. No I need to have the biggest threat that the world has ever seen and that’s exactly what I feel like I’ve got. When I look around the entire WBSW roster I know that they’re all scared of Judas Fraggle and I know that they’re all afraid that one day they have to face him. Well I’ve got news for each and every single wrestler in WBSW please watch Judas’ next match because the pain and suffering that I tell him to deliver to Jimmy Ferguson and Todd Morrison will be much worse than the damage that he did to Michael Eros.
David Fraggle looks at the camera.
David Fraggle: I want you to zoom in on Judas Fraggle, right in on him.
The camera zooms in on Judas Fraggle.
David Fraggle: I want you to feel the fire burning inside of him. The hotter it gets the more focused on destruction he is. Jimmy Ferguson and Todd Morrison I hope that you two are saying your prayers because entering the ring with Judas Fraggle s going to be the last thing that you two ever do because he will snap both of you like a twig.
The camera looks at David Fraggle again.
David Fraggle: Oh before I forget the security guard called Mitch Thompson. Mitch it appears that you’ve been told to keep us under control. We don’t like being told what we can and can’t do, therefore I’m going to give you some advice. Don’t listen to your orders and let us do whatever we want to do because if you get in our way one more time then you’ll be the next one who I want to see suffer and I don’t think that you want that. Mitch I know that you would like to be able to go home after a hard day’s work and see your family and your friends. Well in case you haven’t worked it out I get enjoyment out of seeing careers end. The careers end because stupid wrestlers get in my way and as a result they became the next person who Judas Fraggle attacks. When Judas Fraggle attacks you, you end up in the hospital where you get told that you’ll never be able to do anything ever again. Think about it Mitch if you upset me then Judas Fraggle will be set loose and be allowed to do whatever damage that he wants to do to you. I want you to think about these questions now, do you want to be next in line to face Judas Fraggle knowing full well that you could lose everything to him? Is getting in our way more important to you than your own life is? Only an idiot would say yes to those questions Mitch but at the end of the day it’s your decision to make. Mitch I’m going to end this saying one more line to you. Judas and I are awaiting your answer. If you let us destroy Jimmy Ferguson and Todd Morrison then it means that you’ve picked life over lose everything that you feel that you’ve worked hard for. However should you decide to enter the ring and try and stop us from delivering the pain and suffering that I want to see delivered then it means that I’ve got no choice but to send Judas Fraggle after you.
Scene fades with David Fraggle laughing.