Post by halecollins on Sept 7, 2012 11:14:19 GMT -5
-The scene opens up inside a dark, crowded nightclub. The music is blasting to near deafening levels. As we pan past several of the typical rave fans; the guy with green hair and glowsticks, the chick with dreadlocks who when you see her you think shes weird but at the same time wonder what she looks like naked, the college girl who thinks she knows how to party but clearly doesn't, and of course the group that just took their first hit of ecstacy. As we reach the back of the club, there we see our favorite hero, Hale Collins. He stands directly in front of the large speaker dancing, dreads flopping about slapping anyone in a 2-foot radius of him. Hale seems to be enjoying himself, and the company of a female companion, until he glances at his phone and see's the time.-
Hale: BABE! I GOTTA GO!
Babe: WHAT???
Hale: I GOTTA GO! I HAVE A MATCH TO PREPARE FOR!!
Babe: YEAH! I LOVE YOUR HAIR!
Hale: WHAT???
Babe: WHAT???
-Hale Collins, frustrated just grabs his lady friend and kisses her deeply before turning and walking towards the exit, stepping over the drunk passed out college girl. Then bumps into the kids who just took the ex. The kid doesn't want to let go, but Hale shoves him off and exits the club and heads towards his car.-
Hale: God I love this place. Something different everyday. I was just about to get my fourth wind, but I have to start getting ready for my match.
-Hale makes it to his car, unlocking it and climbing in.-
Hale: I think the Wilkes-Barre people really liked what I brought to the company. I'm fun. I'm entertaining. And most importantly I'm damn good at wrestling. So good in fact, that they have me headlining already. And against Invertigo. Invertigo? As in the opposite of Vertigo? I'm not even sure what that means.
-Two chicks walk by the car, momentarily distracted The Party Rocker. As they walk out of sight, Hale turns his attention back to us.-
Hale: I don't know much about you Verti, but I do know alot about myself. I know how awesome I am at everything I do. I was the star in the club tonight. Every broad wanted me. Even the ones with their boyfriends tried to get some of the Rambunctious Raver. I'm also amazing at Scrabble. But what I'm best at is wrestling. Stealing the show. Being the highlight of the night. I gave just a small glimpse of that last week when I disposed of those two Damien Demento's. This week I get to do it in the main event. Now everyone is there to see me. The ticket sales are going to go through the roof because they want more Hale Collins.
-The drunk chick from the club is stumbling through the parking lot. Alone.-
Hale: Invertigo, you're alot like this skank here. She's about to come right out of her little outfit, and very vulnerable yet no one wants her. Sure she's popular and got plenty of attention tonight, but not for the reasons she wanted. Same can be said for you, except maybe the outfit thing. You're popular, you're one of the core members of the roster, but you're not the star. You're not the one the people want. You're just stumbling around in a parking lot in the middle of the night, trying to remember where your panties are.
-Hale puts his key in the ignition and starts up his 1988 Fleetwood Cadillac.-
Hale: See ya then Invertigo. Try not to be so vulnerable.
-Mr Collins turns up his stereo, which of course has Basshunter blasting. He pulls out and drives off as we fade to black.-
Hale: BABE! I GOTTA GO!
Babe: WHAT???
Hale: I GOTTA GO! I HAVE A MATCH TO PREPARE FOR!!
Babe: YEAH! I LOVE YOUR HAIR!
Hale: WHAT???
Babe: WHAT???
-Hale Collins, frustrated just grabs his lady friend and kisses her deeply before turning and walking towards the exit, stepping over the drunk passed out college girl. Then bumps into the kids who just took the ex. The kid doesn't want to let go, but Hale shoves him off and exits the club and heads towards his car.-
Hale: God I love this place. Something different everyday. I was just about to get my fourth wind, but I have to start getting ready for my match.
-Hale makes it to his car, unlocking it and climbing in.-
Hale: I think the Wilkes-Barre people really liked what I brought to the company. I'm fun. I'm entertaining. And most importantly I'm damn good at wrestling. So good in fact, that they have me headlining already. And against Invertigo. Invertigo? As in the opposite of Vertigo? I'm not even sure what that means.
-Two chicks walk by the car, momentarily distracted The Party Rocker. As they walk out of sight, Hale turns his attention back to us.-
Hale: I don't know much about you Verti, but I do know alot about myself. I know how awesome I am at everything I do. I was the star in the club tonight. Every broad wanted me. Even the ones with their boyfriends tried to get some of the Rambunctious Raver. I'm also amazing at Scrabble. But what I'm best at is wrestling. Stealing the show. Being the highlight of the night. I gave just a small glimpse of that last week when I disposed of those two Damien Demento's. This week I get to do it in the main event. Now everyone is there to see me. The ticket sales are going to go through the roof because they want more Hale Collins.
-The drunk chick from the club is stumbling through the parking lot. Alone.-
Hale: Invertigo, you're alot like this skank here. She's about to come right out of her little outfit, and very vulnerable yet no one wants her. Sure she's popular and got plenty of attention tonight, but not for the reasons she wanted. Same can be said for you, except maybe the outfit thing. You're popular, you're one of the core members of the roster, but you're not the star. You're not the one the people want. You're just stumbling around in a parking lot in the middle of the night, trying to remember where your panties are.
-Hale puts his key in the ignition and starts up his 1988 Fleetwood Cadillac.-
Hale: See ya then Invertigo. Try not to be so vulnerable.
-Mr Collins turns up his stereo, which of course has Basshunter blasting. He pulls out and drives off as we fade to black.-