Post by Invertigo on Sept 7, 2012 14:23:57 GMT -5
Did you know I was responsible for the crucifixion of Christ?
Did you know I was responsible for the economic crisis that began in 2008?
Did you know I was responsible for reality television?
Did you know I was responsible for the end of magic?
Did you know I was responsible for the atomic bomb?
Did you know I was responsible for slavery?
Did you know I was responsible for the Holocaust?
Did you know I was responsible for bling?
Did you know I was responsible for terrorism and 9/11?
Did you know I was responsible for killing Osama Bin Laden?
Did you know I was responsible for the war on drugs?
Did you know I was responsible for the high gas prices?
Did you know I was responsible for the Big Mac?
Did you know I was responsible for Cancer?
Did you know I was responsible for the Teletubbies?
Did you know I was responsible for the Oogieloves?
Did you know I was for the rise of social media?
Did you know I was for the name Wilkes?
Did you know I was for the Renaissance?
Did you know I was for the television?
Did you know I was for music?
Did you know I was for processed foods?
Did you know I was for whole foods?
Did you know I was for books?
Did you know I was responsible for fiction?
Did you know I was for style?
Did you know I was responsible for sports?
Did you know I was responsible for working nine to five every single week day of your miserable lives?
Did you know I was NASA?
Did you know I was for the typewriter?
Did you know I am the alphabet?
Did you know I was for the?
Did you know I was once an eraser?
Did you know I was born in space?
Did you know I was responsible for changing faces?
Did you know I was colours?
Did you know I was responsible for skin?
Did you know I was for eyes?
Did you know I was responsible for the end of civilization?
Did you know I was responsible for the end?
Did you know I was responsible for vending machines?
Did you know I was civilization?
Did you know I was responsible for ancient astronaut theory?
Did you know I was responsible for monkeys?
Did you know I was responsible for the responsible Internet?
Did you know I was responsible for responsible kisses?
Did you know I was responsible for half of everyresponsiblething?
DidyouknowIwasresponsiblefortaste?
Did you know I was responsible for wrestling?
Did you know I was responsible for time
?
But, if there is one thing I am not responsible for, it is abducting Mia Poe or anyone that has anything to do Wilkes Barre Scranton Wrestling. None.
I have preparations that must be completed to their satisfactions. I cannot waste time!
I cannot keep talking about this.
About anyone or anything so insignificant.
Call me a baby.
You want tricks? You want to see magic? You want to be entertained?
Close your eyes.
I don't care for how long.
Now stay in place.
Stay.
Don't move.
Does that mean you're my prisoner?
Does that mean I have taken advantage of you?
No, it doesn't. You're following directions.
That's all those people were doing. They had every moment to leave my demonstration. They had every opportunity to not take part. They could have left.
But they were curious.
They wanted to see the magic.
If I could control all those people, Hale, what makes you think I can't do the same to one man?
You're hopeless and you don't even realize it.
That's real power.
Call me baby.
What are the dimensions of the WBSW ring? Quick.
You can't run far enough to avoid this, Hale.
Leave your pulse in the locker room cuzzzzzzzzz you won't need it.
Go in cold, Hale.
Feel it, Hale.
The air is sharp.
Is it magic? Or am I that damn good?
I don't suck thumbs.
I don't cry at the movies.
I don't go to funerals.
Call me, baby.[/b]
Did you know I was responsible for the economic crisis that began in 2008?
Did you know I was responsible for reality television?
Did you know I was responsible for the end of magic?
Did you know I was responsible for the atomic bomb?
Did you know I was responsible for slavery?
Did you know I was responsible for the Holocaust?
Did you know I was responsible for bling?
Did you know I was responsible for terrorism and 9/11?
Did you know I was responsible for killing Osama Bin Laden?
Did you know I was responsible for the war on drugs?
Did you know I was responsible for the high gas prices?
Did you know I was responsible for the Big Mac?
Did you know I was responsible for Cancer?
Did you know I was responsible for the Teletubbies?
Did you know I was responsible for the Oogieloves?
Did you know I was for the rise of social media?
Did you know I was for the name Wilkes?
Did you know I was for the Renaissance?
Did you know I was for the television?
Did you know I was for music?
Did you know I was for processed foods?
Did you know I was for whole foods?
Did you know I was for books?
Did you know I was responsible for fiction?
Did you know I was for style?
Did you know I was responsible for sports?
Did you know I was responsible for working nine to five every single week day of your miserable lives?
Did you know I was NASA?
Did you know I was for the typewriter?
Did you know I am the alphabet?
Did you know I was for the?
Did you know I was once an eraser?
Did you know I was born in space?
Did you know I was responsible for changing faces?
Did you know I was colours?
Did you know I was responsible for skin?
Did you know I was for eyes?
Did you know I was responsible for the end of civilization?
Did you know I was responsible for the end?
Did you know I was responsible for vending machines?
Did you know I was civilization?
Did you know I was responsible for ancient astronaut theory?
Did you know I was responsible for monkeys?
Did you know I was responsible for the responsible Internet?
Did you know I was responsible for responsible kisses?
Did you know I was responsible for half of everyresponsiblething?
DidyouknowIwasresponsiblefortaste?
Did you know I was responsible for wrestling?
Did you know I was responsible for time
?
But, if there is one thing I am not responsible for, it is abducting Mia Poe or anyone that has anything to do Wilkes Barre Scranton Wrestling. None.
I have preparations that must be completed to their satisfactions. I cannot waste time!
I cannot keep talking about this.
About anyone or anything so insignificant.
Call me a baby.
You want tricks? You want to see magic? You want to be entertained?
Close your eyes.
I don't care for how long.
Now stay in place.
Stay.
Don't move.
Does that mean you're my prisoner?
Does that mean I have taken advantage of you?
No, it doesn't. You're following directions.
That's all those people were doing. They had every moment to leave my demonstration. They had every opportunity to not take part. They could have left.
But they were curious.
They wanted to see the magic.
If I could control all those people, Hale, what makes you think I can't do the same to one man?
You're hopeless and you don't even realize it.
That's real power.
Call me baby.
What are the dimensions of the WBSW ring? Quick.
You can't run far enough to avoid this, Hale.
Leave your pulse in the locker room cuzzzzzzzzz you won't need it.
Go in cold, Hale.
Feel it, Hale.
The air is sharp.
Is it magic? Or am I that damn good?
I don't suck thumbs.
I don't cry at the movies.
I don't go to funerals.
Call me, baby.[/b]