Post by halecollins on Sept 14, 2012 17:18:26 GMT -5
-The scene opens up. But this time Hale isn't the usual Hale we all know and love. No dancing. No girls. No music... Okay, there's music, but he isn't really paying attention to it. Instead, Hale is sitting alone, head resting in his hands. He leans back resting his head now on the concrete wall behind him.-
Hale: I don't understand. I just dont understand.
-Random skank #1 appears and tries sitting on Hales lap-
Skank: Come on baby. Let's party.
-Hale shoves Ms Skanksworth off of him.-
Hale: Not today. I've got other things on my mind.
-The skank is sitting on the floor at Hales feet, looking up at him with a pouty look on her face, like a spoiled little princess.-
Skank: Like what baby?
Hale: A lot. How my hair got messed up last week. How I'm a star so quickly. And how the hell am I suppose to beat Invertigo?
Skank: Don't worry so much boo. You're the man. You'll beat him.
-The skank goes in for a kiss but gets stiff armed.-
Hale: Get the hell out of here bitch. I know I'm the man. Hell Alex Morgan knows I'm the man. I'm pretty sure, that if Invertigo is mentally all there, he knows I'm the man. But that's the problem. I don't know what the fuck Invertigo is. He scares the hell out of me.
-Hale stands up out of his chair, stepping over the skank and walking up to a mirror.-
Hale: I mean he just appears out of thin air. Then disappears the same way. Like some kind of voodoo man or something. Not to mention the way he destroyed those clowns that tried to enterfere in our match. I blame them. They threw me off my game and distracted me. Those numbskulls.
-Hale seems to grow a little more confident-
Hale: Yeah, thats what it was. They distracted me, Invertigo said some kind of hocus pocus spell and next thing I know he's won the match. Well guess what Harry Potter, this isn't Wizard School. You're not a magician. This is professional wrestling. And to be honest, I don't think you're much of a wrestler either. I now your tricks now. You don't intimidate me. Just like a magician, every stupid trick you do can be explained. Appear in a cloud of smoke, and I'll shove my boot so far up your ass, it'll be the only thing to disappear.
-For the first time, Hale Collins smiles.-
Hale: I am flat out better than you Invertigo. I'm a better wrestler. I certainly look better. When I talk... I actually make sense. Face it, you're a one trick pony. Unfortunately that one trick, is literally a magic trick.
-The skank has now stood up, and walks behind Hale, wrapping her arms around his waist.-
Hale: Baby you know that feels good, but after I beat Invertigo, theres going to be a couple of pounds of gold in your way, because I'm going to win and become the first ever OFFICIAL WBSW Heavyweight Champion. I haven't partied all week, because I've been thinking about this match. So after I win, I'm going to have a Championship Worthy Party. It's going to be legendary. Much like my future in the business. And your future Invertigo? I have a 10 year old nephew. He loves magic. I'll give his parents your number.
-The Highlight of the Night grabs his skank and pulls her to him.-
Hale: Come on babe, lets get... ready...
-You can hear the skank laugh as we quickly fade to black.-
Hale: I don't understand. I just dont understand.
-Random skank #1 appears and tries sitting on Hales lap-
Skank: Come on baby. Let's party.
-Hale shoves Ms Skanksworth off of him.-
Hale: Not today. I've got other things on my mind.
-The skank is sitting on the floor at Hales feet, looking up at him with a pouty look on her face, like a spoiled little princess.-
Skank: Like what baby?
Hale: A lot. How my hair got messed up last week. How I'm a star so quickly. And how the hell am I suppose to beat Invertigo?
Skank: Don't worry so much boo. You're the man. You'll beat him.
-The skank goes in for a kiss but gets stiff armed.-
Hale: Get the hell out of here bitch. I know I'm the man. Hell Alex Morgan knows I'm the man. I'm pretty sure, that if Invertigo is mentally all there, he knows I'm the man. But that's the problem. I don't know what the fuck Invertigo is. He scares the hell out of me.
-Hale stands up out of his chair, stepping over the skank and walking up to a mirror.-
Hale: I mean he just appears out of thin air. Then disappears the same way. Like some kind of voodoo man or something. Not to mention the way he destroyed those clowns that tried to enterfere in our match. I blame them. They threw me off my game and distracted me. Those numbskulls.
-Hale seems to grow a little more confident-
Hale: Yeah, thats what it was. They distracted me, Invertigo said some kind of hocus pocus spell and next thing I know he's won the match. Well guess what Harry Potter, this isn't Wizard School. You're not a magician. This is professional wrestling. And to be honest, I don't think you're much of a wrestler either. I now your tricks now. You don't intimidate me. Just like a magician, every stupid trick you do can be explained. Appear in a cloud of smoke, and I'll shove my boot so far up your ass, it'll be the only thing to disappear.
-For the first time, Hale Collins smiles.-
Hale: I am flat out better than you Invertigo. I'm a better wrestler. I certainly look better. When I talk... I actually make sense. Face it, you're a one trick pony. Unfortunately that one trick, is literally a magic trick.
-The skank has now stood up, and walks behind Hale, wrapping her arms around his waist.-
Hale: Baby you know that feels good, but after I beat Invertigo, theres going to be a couple of pounds of gold in your way, because I'm going to win and become the first ever OFFICIAL WBSW Heavyweight Champion. I haven't partied all week, because I've been thinking about this match. So after I win, I'm going to have a Championship Worthy Party. It's going to be legendary. Much like my future in the business. And your future Invertigo? I have a 10 year old nephew. He loves magic. I'll give his parents your number.
-The Highlight of the Night grabs his skank and pulls her to him.-
Hale: Come on babe, lets get... ready...
-You can hear the skank laugh as we quickly fade to black.-