Post by the Giants on Sept 14, 2012 23:29:08 GMT -5
In just a few hours, Mia Poe competes against Judas Fraggle. But right now? She & girlfriend Pilar eat in some popular local steak house with three dudes who're wrestling enthusiasts; also known as, FANS. Of course, a Question & Answer session occurs.
Fan 1:
"You can really pack these steaks away."
Mia Poe:
"Fuck yeah. Love me some PA meat."
Pilar:
"Wouldn't this binge do you wrong later on?"
Fan 2:
"Wrestling a freak like Judas Fraggle on a full stomach seems pretty dumb."
Mia Poe:
"Oh really?"
Fan 3:
"What if he power bombs you so hard, you vomit?"
Mia Poe:
"Then I vomit all over him?"
Fan 2:
"You'd feel sick afterward. Have you ever wrestled sick before?"
Mia Poe:
"Yes. It sucked."
Fan 1:
"Did you lose?"
Mia Poe:
"No. I can kick someone just as hard no matter what condition I'm in. I just had a terrible headache afterward."
Pilar:
"And the shits."
Mia Poe:
"Not a proud moment, but point is, I could be in an ocean getting electrocuted, and I'd still conjure the strength to punt your cunt."
Saying this as a matter of fact, Mia then drinks a good amount of water from a cup.
Mia Poe:
"But what's with all this Judas Fraggle hype? You guys act like he's impossible."
Fan 3:
"uhm, have you seen him wrestle?! Dude is awesome."
Fan 1:
"He took out Mitch Thompson, two random guys I forget, a bunch of security.. Shit got real."
Pilar:
"He does look legit."
Smirking at these remarks, Mia sighs.
Mia Poe:
"Of course. That's how wrestling works. Let's look at all the big bad men in the business. What's the point of them? Yes, they're monstrous, and people do like their dominate nature, but what Alex Morgan booked this week is the classic underdog versus titan cliche. This story is old."
Pilar:
"Are you suggesting this is fixed?"
Disgusted by that question,
Mia Poe:
"Don't be stupid. Look, I'm not underestimating this guy, but these arguments of him being so macho, so massive, and so edgy is complete bullshit. I just can't take him serious. Yes, I saw what he did last week, but that's nothing new. People do those chaotic things all the time in wrestling. He isn't breaking new ground nor upping the stakes. He's actually very generic and borderline pseudo."
The three fans are taken aback by Poe's criticism.
Fan 1:
"Does personality really matter when it comes to wrestling in the ring?"
Mia Poe:
"To some extent. Really, you wanted to know why I don't take the fool serious, and I've told you. Even before that, I acknowledged he might not be an easy feat but there's absolutely nothing that guy has that I can't counter. You figure because he's muscular and tall that I'll be his little rag doll. Have you forgotten I'm a kick boxer? Do you think some guy who spends his days lifting weights would fare better than a girl who practices swinging her feet to deliver the utmost impact?"
Fan 2 shrugs as he pours ketchup onto his steak.
Mia Poe:
"Wrestling is supposed to be a simplistic art. Guys are booked against each other, they wrestle, and it’s just about making rank. Not this Invertigo hocus pocus crap. Frankly, it’s silly to think Alex Morgan just handed the belt out to him. Right, he’s won three matches, but at the same time, who has beaten? Just whoever is available.”
Pilar:
“Aren’t you available?”
Mia Poe:
“I guess not. Instead of fighting for the belt, I’m dicking around with Fraggles; the same Fraggles who spoke of anthills, rocks & how it’d be so pleasurable to crush ants. It’s like, are you fucking retarded? What does that shit even mean? Is it supposed to be provocative? Oh, wait, here’s this: Fraggle calls out Alex Morgan because it’s so fucking edgy to say your boss is shit, et cetera. It’s just a joke. This Fraggle is a joke. And to come full circle, yes, personality does matter. If this is how the tit thinks he’ll get himself over, he’s likely to just act foolish in the ring too. You know why? These thoughts of his stem from his mind; a mind also capable of controlling his movement & strategy. Therefore, if you talk stupid, you’ll likely walk just as stupid.”
Pilar:
“Babe, you’re ranting. Just finish your steak.”
Mia Poe:
“I’m just saying this is all very stereotypical. I hate this idea that women automatically succumb to men just based on gender instead of talent. Then again, I’m stereotyping Fraggle as a fucking idiot, but the difference is he is.”
Fan 1:
"You can really pack these steaks away."
Mia Poe:
"Fuck yeah. Love me some PA meat."
Pilar:
"Wouldn't this binge do you wrong later on?"
Fan 2:
"Wrestling a freak like Judas Fraggle on a full stomach seems pretty dumb."
Mia Poe:
"Oh really?"
Fan 3:
"What if he power bombs you so hard, you vomit?"
Mia Poe:
"Then I vomit all over him?"
Fan 2:
"You'd feel sick afterward. Have you ever wrestled sick before?"
Mia Poe:
"Yes. It sucked."
Fan 1:
"Did you lose?"
Mia Poe:
"No. I can kick someone just as hard no matter what condition I'm in. I just had a terrible headache afterward."
Pilar:
"And the shits."
Mia Poe:
"Not a proud moment, but point is, I could be in an ocean getting electrocuted, and I'd still conjure the strength to punt your cunt."
Saying this as a matter of fact, Mia then drinks a good amount of water from a cup.
Mia Poe:
"But what's with all this Judas Fraggle hype? You guys act like he's impossible."
Fan 3:
"uhm, have you seen him wrestle?! Dude is awesome."
Fan 1:
"He took out Mitch Thompson, two random guys I forget, a bunch of security.. Shit got real."
Pilar:
"He does look legit."
Smirking at these remarks, Mia sighs.
Mia Poe:
"Of course. That's how wrestling works. Let's look at all the big bad men in the business. What's the point of them? Yes, they're monstrous, and people do like their dominate nature, but what Alex Morgan booked this week is the classic underdog versus titan cliche. This story is old."
Pilar:
"Are you suggesting this is fixed?"
Disgusted by that question,
Mia Poe:
"Don't be stupid. Look, I'm not underestimating this guy, but these arguments of him being so macho, so massive, and so edgy is complete bullshit. I just can't take him serious. Yes, I saw what he did last week, but that's nothing new. People do those chaotic things all the time in wrestling. He isn't breaking new ground nor upping the stakes. He's actually very generic and borderline pseudo."
The three fans are taken aback by Poe's criticism.
Fan 1:
"Does personality really matter when it comes to wrestling in the ring?"
Mia Poe:
"To some extent. Really, you wanted to know why I don't take the fool serious, and I've told you. Even before that, I acknowledged he might not be an easy feat but there's absolutely nothing that guy has that I can't counter. You figure because he's muscular and tall that I'll be his little rag doll. Have you forgotten I'm a kick boxer? Do you think some guy who spends his days lifting weights would fare better than a girl who practices swinging her feet to deliver the utmost impact?"
Fan 2 shrugs as he pours ketchup onto his steak.
Mia Poe:
"Wrestling is supposed to be a simplistic art. Guys are booked against each other, they wrestle, and it’s just about making rank. Not this Invertigo hocus pocus crap. Frankly, it’s silly to think Alex Morgan just handed the belt out to him. Right, he’s won three matches, but at the same time, who has beaten? Just whoever is available.”
Pilar:
“Aren’t you available?”
Mia Poe:
“I guess not. Instead of fighting for the belt, I’m dicking around with Fraggles; the same Fraggles who spoke of anthills, rocks & how it’d be so pleasurable to crush ants. It’s like, are you fucking retarded? What does that shit even mean? Is it supposed to be provocative? Oh, wait, here’s this: Fraggle calls out Alex Morgan because it’s so fucking edgy to say your boss is shit, et cetera. It’s just a joke. This Fraggle is a joke. And to come full circle, yes, personality does matter. If this is how the tit thinks he’ll get himself over, he’s likely to just act foolish in the ring too. You know why? These thoughts of his stem from his mind; a mind also capable of controlling his movement & strategy. Therefore, if you talk stupid, you’ll likely walk just as stupid.”
Pilar:
“Babe, you’re ranting. Just finish your steak.”
Mia Poe:
“I’m just saying this is all very stereotypical. I hate this idea that women automatically succumb to men just based on gender instead of talent. Then again, I’m stereotyping Fraggle as a fucking idiot, but the difference is he is.”