Post by hook on Jan 8, 2015 20:27:53 GMT -5
Narrator: This is the story of two friends. Mike Mondelli and Steven Von Erik. Steven lives in a neighborhood known as "rich.” Steven likes life, the only thing about life he would change if he could, is that he would set it all to music. Von Erik has more secrets than he does money. We're approaching Mike Mondelli’s side of the apartment. Mondelli, too, likes life. Unfortunately, life doesn't seem to be too crazy about him. As you can see Mondelli doesn’t have nearly as much money as Von Erik. He does, however, have as many secrets. Our story begins early one morning in Scranton Pennsylvania.
There was a confused man wearing a suit as he held papers in his hand. He was neatly dressed and looked utterly out of place in the room. One half of the room was decorated with a more flair to the Japanese side of life, while the other half was a shrine that seemed dedicated to Dr. Who, comic books, Pokemon and strangely, Doc McStuffins.
Man: Who was that?
A man entered the area with short brown hair.
Narrator: And this is Mike Mondelli!
Mondelli: Steven!
Another man came out, he was bald and wearing a robe.
Narrator: And this is Steven Von Erik.
Man: I know who they are. Why are you telling me this?
Mondelli: He’s talking to the Narrator again! Make him stop!
Von Erik draped his arm around the man’s shoulder.
Von Erik: Listen, Clyde...
Clyde: My name is Charles.
Von Erik: Alright, Clyde. You don’t talk to the Narrator. That’s not cool. I mean, you don’t see the characters talking to the Narrator in Twilight, do you?
Not Clyde: First of all, yes you do, the narrator was actually a character in the book.
Von Erik: That never happens.
So Called Charles: Yes it does. It’s called first person narration. It’s fairly common.
Von Erik: Secondly, we’ve never read Twilight.
Charlie: I can’t know that.
Von Erik: And thirdly, we have a Narrator, because it’s awesome.
Mondelli: Super Awesome!
Von Erik: In your face!
Mondelli: Ice burn!
The man in the suit started to speak again.
Mondelli: It was so cold it burned. Like ice.
Chuck: Yes, I get it. It was subtle. Very dry.
Mondelli: Like dry ice! Because it’s really cold.
Chucky: Yes....like dry ice. Wonderful. Gentlemen, do you know why I am here?
Mondelli: I don’t even know why I am here.
Charles in Charge: And I believe that. Gentlemen, I am here to get you to sign your contracts so that you can become the newest members of the NAW.
Mondelli: Just like the greats, Flair, Race, Rhodes.....
Prof. X: That’s the NWA.
Mondelli: You mean with Ice Cube and Dr. Dre?
Scott Baio: No, that was Nig...
DING DING DING!
IT’S PUN TIME!
As bells started to go off, the man in the suit jumped like he was shot.
Chachi: What the hell is going on? Why did he start ringing bells?
Von Erik sighed.
Von Erik: It’s pun time. You have to be quiet, until the pun is done.
Mondelli: That’s why it’s called Pun Time!
Mondelli cleared his throat and adjusted a tie, which he wasn’t wearing.
Mondelli: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
THIS CONCLUDES PUN TIME
Bob Loblaw: Oh my God, you both are freaks. I’m going to leave. I need you both to sign this contract and then never speak to me again.
The Black Tie Affair grabbed the contract from him and then both signed it before handing it back. The man in the suit looked at it and then up to the newest tag team.
Bugsy Malone: What is this nonsense?
Von Erik: I’m Japanese. So I wrote my name in Japanese.
Dr. Jack Stewart: You just wrote, “my name in Japanese.” That’s not in Japanese, that’s in English and instead of actually writing Steven Von Erik, you wrote “my name.”
He turned to Mondelli.
Richie: And this is a picture of a turtle.
Mondelli: That is a legal signature in Louisiana.
45 and Single: That’s not true. And we’re in Pennsylvania, even if it was true. You know? Close enough. I’m out of here!
Mondelli: See ya, Clyde!
Von Erik: He’s a nice guy.
Mondelli: We should invite him over for chess.
Von Erik: And we should learn how to play chess.
Mondelli: Yes!
Narrator: Will Mondelli and Von Erik learn how to play chess? Will Charles accept an invitation if offered? Will Mondelli and Von Erik torment other people? Will they frighten more people with Pun Time? Will Benson make fish? These questions and many others will be answered on our next episode of Black Tie!
There was a confused man wearing a suit as he held papers in his hand. He was neatly dressed and looked utterly out of place in the room. One half of the room was decorated with a more flair to the Japanese side of life, while the other half was a shrine that seemed dedicated to Dr. Who, comic books, Pokemon and strangely, Doc McStuffins.
Man: Who was that?
A man entered the area with short brown hair.
Narrator: And this is Mike Mondelli!
Mondelli: Steven!
Another man came out, he was bald and wearing a robe.
Narrator: And this is Steven Von Erik.
Man: I know who they are. Why are you telling me this?
Mondelli: He’s talking to the Narrator again! Make him stop!
Von Erik draped his arm around the man’s shoulder.
Von Erik: Listen, Clyde...
Clyde: My name is Charles.
Von Erik: Alright, Clyde. You don’t talk to the Narrator. That’s not cool. I mean, you don’t see the characters talking to the Narrator in Twilight, do you?
Not Clyde: First of all, yes you do, the narrator was actually a character in the book.
Von Erik: That never happens.
So Called Charles: Yes it does. It’s called first person narration. It’s fairly common.
Von Erik: Secondly, we’ve never read Twilight.
Charlie: I can’t know that.
Von Erik: And thirdly, we have a Narrator, because it’s awesome.
Mondelli: Super Awesome!
Von Erik: In your face!
Mondelli: Ice burn!
The man in the suit started to speak again.
Mondelli: It was so cold it burned. Like ice.
Chuck: Yes, I get it. It was subtle. Very dry.
Mondelli: Like dry ice! Because it’s really cold.
Chucky: Yes....like dry ice. Wonderful. Gentlemen, do you know why I am here?
Mondelli: I don’t even know why I am here.
Charles in Charge: And I believe that. Gentlemen, I am here to get you to sign your contracts so that you can become the newest members of the NAW.
Mondelli: Just like the greats, Flair, Race, Rhodes.....
Prof. X: That’s the NWA.
Mondelli: You mean with Ice Cube and Dr. Dre?
Scott Baio: No, that was Nig...
DING DING DING!
IT’S PUN TIME!
As bells started to go off, the man in the suit jumped like he was shot.
Chachi: What the hell is going on? Why did he start ringing bells?
Von Erik sighed.
Von Erik: It’s pun time. You have to be quiet, until the pun is done.
Mondelli: That’s why it’s called Pun Time!
Mondelli cleared his throat and adjusted a tie, which he wasn’t wearing.
Mondelli: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
THIS CONCLUDES PUN TIME
Bob Loblaw: Oh my God, you both are freaks. I’m going to leave. I need you both to sign this contract and then never speak to me again.
The Black Tie Affair grabbed the contract from him and then both signed it before handing it back. The man in the suit looked at it and then up to the newest tag team.
Bugsy Malone: What is this nonsense?
Von Erik: I’m Japanese. So I wrote my name in Japanese.
Dr. Jack Stewart: You just wrote, “my name in Japanese.” That’s not in Japanese, that’s in English and instead of actually writing Steven Von Erik, you wrote “my name.”
He turned to Mondelli.
Richie: And this is a picture of a turtle.
Mondelli: That is a legal signature in Louisiana.
45 and Single: That’s not true. And we’re in Pennsylvania, even if it was true. You know? Close enough. I’m out of here!
Mondelli: See ya, Clyde!
Von Erik: He’s a nice guy.
Mondelli: We should invite him over for chess.
Von Erik: And we should learn how to play chess.
Mondelli: Yes!
Narrator: Will Mondelli and Von Erik learn how to play chess? Will Charles accept an invitation if offered? Will Mondelli and Von Erik torment other people? Will they frighten more people with Pun Time? Will Benson make fish? These questions and many others will be answered on our next episode of Black Tie!