Post by Dave on Oct 22, 2012 9:41:13 GMT -5
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod OH MY GOOOOOD!"
Tucker rushed to his locker room, yelling in happiness. He looked at himself in the mirror.
"This is it, Johnny boy! That's it! I'm getting another match with world champ! I already beat Collins, now after he lost the title, I have the chance to beat Hughes and eventually win the WBSW title... and what would that make me? Hell, I'd be a double world champ! The Overweight AND the heavyweight champion! God oh mighty!"
He took a big bite of Double Chicken Burger.
"How can I train for my match like this? Only a double burger, what the wank?!"
Tucker ran out of the door and started screaming on a random guy walking by.
"Hey! Wanker! Bring me five burgers! Five triple burgers, pronto! And a Mountain Dew, for fuck's sake, don't forget it!"
The Overweight champ was satisfied with just "Uh, okay... I guess" and got back to his locker room. He picked his toy belt, the World Overweight Title, from the table. He looked at it with pride in his face. Then he put the title on his shoulder, took his iPhone and began shooting a video.
"This is for you, Gunner boy! You know that after beating Hale Collins, who was still world champ at the time, I am worthy of getting a title shot against the new champ. And look who is my opponent for next Live! It's you, the new world champion! You know it's crystal clear how the match should be scheduled - I want to be the first contender! Hughes vs. Tucker for the WBSW title in your first defense... and I promise you... it will be your last."
He finished the shooting and started to upload it on the net. Then somebody knocked on the door...
"Who the fuck is that?!"
"Your burgers, sir..."
"Oh... wonderful."
Tucker rushed to his locker room, yelling in happiness. He looked at himself in the mirror.
"This is it, Johnny boy! That's it! I'm getting another match with world champ! I already beat Collins, now after he lost the title, I have the chance to beat Hughes and eventually win the WBSW title... and what would that make me? Hell, I'd be a double world champ! The Overweight AND the heavyweight champion! God oh mighty!"
He took a big bite of Double Chicken Burger.
"How can I train for my match like this? Only a double burger, what the wank?!"
Tucker ran out of the door and started screaming on a random guy walking by.
"Hey! Wanker! Bring me five burgers! Five triple burgers, pronto! And a Mountain Dew, for fuck's sake, don't forget it!"
The Overweight champ was satisfied with just "Uh, okay... I guess" and got back to his locker room. He picked his toy belt, the World Overweight Title, from the table. He looked at it with pride in his face. Then he put the title on his shoulder, took his iPhone and began shooting a video.
"This is for you, Gunner boy! You know that after beating Hale Collins, who was still world champ at the time, I am worthy of getting a title shot against the new champ. And look who is my opponent for next Live! It's you, the new world champion! You know it's crystal clear how the match should be scheduled - I want to be the first contender! Hughes vs. Tucker for the WBSW title in your first defense... and I promise you... it will be your last."
He finished the shooting and started to upload it on the net. Then somebody knocked on the door...
"Who the fuck is that?!"
"Your burgers, sir..."
"Oh... wonderful."