Post by Noah Hanson on Feb 16, 2016 16:37:21 GMT -5
One thing I like about Boardwalk is that there are plenty of built in feuds before I would even have to decide if I want to go full time. I mean right now being part time is something I am perfectly content with. Do I want to be the flagship of Boardwalk....to be truthful not at the moment and to be frank I am not sure I could ever be the man that carries Boardwalk. I do know one thing and that is when I do show up, when they schedule me to appear I am going to do everything I can to show the fans that this old dog can still run with all these young pups. I mean you look at Keegan Ryan the man I face in the first round and you can see that the man is the future of Boardwalk. I can see the talent in the man, I can see why he pushed Danny B as far as he did and I am going to have to make sure that I am on top of my game if I want to have any hopes to move on to the next round. I want to move on and then be able to watch Darin Zion go after Danny B and see just how he does and see if maybe I need to takes some notes on the man that is the top dog around here, the man that sent CJ O'Donnell completely out of Boardwalk. That alone should have made everyone in Boardwalk paying very close attention.
Just moving on in the tournament would be something huge for me, it would be such a huge achievement considering everything that happened last year, considering just how bad a year I had in Chicago. I want this year to be something to totally different, one that clears the air of what happened in Chicago. I swear that sometimes I can smell the stench of the place to this day. The way they wanted me to change the way I did things, the way they tried to control every little thing I did, they had to have a hand in everything that I did. They wanted to make me go to places I would have never went to, do things I would have never done, it compromised everything I am about. Losing the match the way I did , having John Pariah a man that is now part of the Boardwalk roster is somehow incredible. Months ago I would have never thought I would see Pariah again, I thought that my chance at getting my hands on he man that basically ended my HOW career, a man that tried to end my career in general and now I have seen him backstage and even though we have not made eye contact , we have not passed each other backstage I know he is there and I know that some day we are going to settle the problem that he started with me.
See this match with Keegan Ryan is going to do more then just move me forward in the Cup but it is going to bring me a notch closer to two things one a match with Ash Scion, a chance to get the Anarchy title and second it will get me closer to John Pariah. See me and Pariah have quite a history besides the fact that he ended my run in HOW it goes deeper then that, much...much...deeper. The man poisoned PWX, the man did everything he could to kill the child that he gave birth to. The new adopted parents Darin Zion and Brian Hollywood were nothing more then cashing in on a legacy that I helped mold in PWX. Pariah gave up, walked away and left in the hands of two clowns that have as about as much business running a company as I do wearing women lingerie and believe me no one wants to see that either.
And that is why I now have so many problems with so many people, people Ash Scion that don't understand that she doesn't belong in a ring, she belongs in a freaking kitchen. She belongs barefoot with that fiery red hair, making babies and pot roast and folding the damn laundry.
Pariah, who should never be allowed in the front office of any fed ever. If he ever applied for another business license it should pop up like a terrorist alert because the man has no business running a company of any kind. The fact that he looks to serve his own highly questionable agenda to the fact that time and time again he ends up near the title picture and then when things get tough, when the flames of the fire that he starts get a little to hot for him what does he do? Does he grab a fire extinguisher and try to quell the flames that he fed? No....he runs like a cowards and leaves PWX in the rather incapable hands of Hollywood and Zion and then they run the place into the ground with no fucking apologies, sure it was mostly the fault of Pariah but they didn't fix any of the problems that he caused and in the end made things worse. Watching the two boys ruin something like PWX broke a part of me, I helped build PWX at the ground floor when it all started so yeah there is a bit of resentment when people bring up Hollywood or Pariah and even to a degree Zion.
I had to listen for weeks afterward at Alcatraz, I was on the shelf and had to listen to Pariah talk about how he was going to “redefine” HOW, that he was going to make it a better place but it was all a pipe dream. He closed down his own place Redefine Pro the new little brother of PWX when things got complicated and then when I get here I see that he is now claiming he is going to “Redefine” Boardwalk, the man is a broken freaking record that continues to skip over and over the same tired line. That is why when I hear John say how he is going to change Boardwalk I have to roll my eyes because he always has an agenda, he always has something up his sleeve. Now don't get me wrong I am not saying the man is a terrible wrestler or anything because that is far from the truth but the man is a terrible at business and just usually takes a long time for him to see his own shortcomings in that respect.
That is why I look forward to the tournament and beyond, that is why that regardless of what happens in the match against Keegan Ryan I am looking at a bigger picture. I see chances all around me not just here in Boardwalk but in my home fed as well, I see this as a revival for Noah Hanson, a chance for me to fix the mess that was the majority of last year. See I depended on people last year way to much, believed that people had my back, put my faith and my trust in people that never had me in their thoughts, they only wanted to move their own agenda forward. In some respects that is all my fault because I should have learned the first time and the second time but I didn't I was gullible and believed that they would always be there for me but Hollywood only has designs on trying to push his brand to the moon at any and all costs and Zion he will chance Hollywood to the ends of the Earth to try and get some sort of revenge for what Hollywood has done to him. See Hollywood sometimes will tell you that he is all in, that he has you in his best interests but when he fails to get the World title after ten or fifteen tries then things turn dirty.
When I see Zion in the main event it makes me curious, do I go down there and watch first hand see how my former student is doing or do I just go to my private luxury box and just watch the rest of the show. I should probably get back on the jet and get back to Scranton and get ready for the NAW ppv but I think I would rather hang out in Atlantic City and maybe do some gambling after the show. You no maybe some blackjack, maybe some slots and just see if I can't make some more cash before I head back to that frozen wasteland that is Pennsylvania.
The one person outside of Zion and Pariah that I want to see compete is Ash Scion, not because I am worried about whenever I decide to o after her but the fact that she really has not learned her place. See she complains that men see women as nothing more then sandwich makers and clothes folders but see someone like Lance Peterson is dead on point. See she like to talk, she throws out this punchline, Asses in Seats, Bodies in Graves or something like that. She also claims that it really isn't a punchline but the simple fact that she has to end just about every single stinking promo with that exact same phrase just proves that it really is a punchline, she wants everyone to hear it, pounding the damn point into the minds of the mindless drones that are paying customers, she probably has the new t-shirt designer already making shirts that she can shill on her website, at the Boardwalk merchandise booth. You know what's funny? Something she claims is her lifestyle, her “motto” really is nothing more then a punchline, it is a punchline to a really bad joke that only she gets.
And then she throws out that she was in Redefine as well, wow that is just another strike in your career, you think that by saying you were in Redefine that people will all of a sudden respect your career? No...if anything they might shake their head and wonder what the hell is wrong with you anyway. I listen to Ash and she claims that everyone that gets involved with the Anarchy title fall into certain categories like some of fall into one where we have failing careers and we are trying to reclaim some sort of lost glory...hmmm interesting....
Others she says are using the Anarchy title as a stepping stone to bigger things. The funny thing is when I jumped into the Anarchy pool it was just because of the fact that I love the idea I would almost want to be exclusive to the Anarchy Division, I love the hard hitting, weapon using, falls count anywhere possibility that the Anarchy title offers.
But how about I turn this all around on you Ash maybe you are just afraid to get your little red hair and pasty complexion dirty by going up into some of the big boy divisions. See I went into the Anarchy division because I loved the idea and then when Pettis came to me with the offer of a spot in the tournament I jumped at the offer. It's never been about being the biggest star or the top dog for me at least not these days. I have had my time in the spotlight, we are like old lovers that separated but never really feel in love with anyone else. See sometimes the spotlight will look for me on occasion to try and rekindle the high of being near me. Being in a tournament like this is for one thing and one thing only to put the Noah Hanson name out there a little bit farther....regardless of whether I win or lose or if I move on to the next round it is all about the experience. I am honored that Mr. Pettis thought of me enough to invite me into this tournament and I am not going to let him down.
In closing Ash I want you to pay attention to my match with Keegan Ryan it is going to be a textbook match from the “Hollywood Blockbuster” and don't worry sunshine there will be a time when you and I will meet one on one and you will get a chance to have your breast signed by my lucky sharpie. And then that will be when you see that something else will be missing from, I am not some sort of soothsayer, all I am saying is that your time is coming to a close you just don't know it yet.
Asses in Seats, Bodies in Graves...
It just sounds like you keep waiting for a damn shirt to be printed with that stupid fucking catchphrase on it.
I got one for ya...
Kids Want to be Me...
Men Hate Me...
And Women Want to be with Me...
And you're no exception....
Go ahead and meet me in my luxury box dollface after I deal with Keegan we can “work” something out...
Just moving on in the tournament would be something huge for me, it would be such a huge achievement considering everything that happened last year, considering just how bad a year I had in Chicago. I want this year to be something to totally different, one that clears the air of what happened in Chicago. I swear that sometimes I can smell the stench of the place to this day. The way they wanted me to change the way I did things, the way they tried to control every little thing I did, they had to have a hand in everything that I did. They wanted to make me go to places I would have never went to, do things I would have never done, it compromised everything I am about. Losing the match the way I did , having John Pariah a man that is now part of the Boardwalk roster is somehow incredible. Months ago I would have never thought I would see Pariah again, I thought that my chance at getting my hands on he man that basically ended my HOW career, a man that tried to end my career in general and now I have seen him backstage and even though we have not made eye contact , we have not passed each other backstage I know he is there and I know that some day we are going to settle the problem that he started with me.
See this match with Keegan Ryan is going to do more then just move me forward in the Cup but it is going to bring me a notch closer to two things one a match with Ash Scion, a chance to get the Anarchy title and second it will get me closer to John Pariah. See me and Pariah have quite a history besides the fact that he ended my run in HOW it goes deeper then that, much...much...deeper. The man poisoned PWX, the man did everything he could to kill the child that he gave birth to. The new adopted parents Darin Zion and Brian Hollywood were nothing more then cashing in on a legacy that I helped mold in PWX. Pariah gave up, walked away and left in the hands of two clowns that have as about as much business running a company as I do wearing women lingerie and believe me no one wants to see that either.
And that is why I now have so many problems with so many people, people Ash Scion that don't understand that she doesn't belong in a ring, she belongs in a freaking kitchen. She belongs barefoot with that fiery red hair, making babies and pot roast and folding the damn laundry.
Pariah, who should never be allowed in the front office of any fed ever. If he ever applied for another business license it should pop up like a terrorist alert because the man has no business running a company of any kind. The fact that he looks to serve his own highly questionable agenda to the fact that time and time again he ends up near the title picture and then when things get tough, when the flames of the fire that he starts get a little to hot for him what does he do? Does he grab a fire extinguisher and try to quell the flames that he fed? No....he runs like a cowards and leaves PWX in the rather incapable hands of Hollywood and Zion and then they run the place into the ground with no fucking apologies, sure it was mostly the fault of Pariah but they didn't fix any of the problems that he caused and in the end made things worse. Watching the two boys ruin something like PWX broke a part of me, I helped build PWX at the ground floor when it all started so yeah there is a bit of resentment when people bring up Hollywood or Pariah and even to a degree Zion.
I had to listen for weeks afterward at Alcatraz, I was on the shelf and had to listen to Pariah talk about how he was going to “redefine” HOW, that he was going to make it a better place but it was all a pipe dream. He closed down his own place Redefine Pro the new little brother of PWX when things got complicated and then when I get here I see that he is now claiming he is going to “Redefine” Boardwalk, the man is a broken freaking record that continues to skip over and over the same tired line. That is why when I hear John say how he is going to change Boardwalk I have to roll my eyes because he always has an agenda, he always has something up his sleeve. Now don't get me wrong I am not saying the man is a terrible wrestler or anything because that is far from the truth but the man is a terrible at business and just usually takes a long time for him to see his own shortcomings in that respect.
That is why I look forward to the tournament and beyond, that is why that regardless of what happens in the match against Keegan Ryan I am looking at a bigger picture. I see chances all around me not just here in Boardwalk but in my home fed as well, I see this as a revival for Noah Hanson, a chance for me to fix the mess that was the majority of last year. See I depended on people last year way to much, believed that people had my back, put my faith and my trust in people that never had me in their thoughts, they only wanted to move their own agenda forward. In some respects that is all my fault because I should have learned the first time and the second time but I didn't I was gullible and believed that they would always be there for me but Hollywood only has designs on trying to push his brand to the moon at any and all costs and Zion he will chance Hollywood to the ends of the Earth to try and get some sort of revenge for what Hollywood has done to him. See Hollywood sometimes will tell you that he is all in, that he has you in his best interests but when he fails to get the World title after ten or fifteen tries then things turn dirty.
When I see Zion in the main event it makes me curious, do I go down there and watch first hand see how my former student is doing or do I just go to my private luxury box and just watch the rest of the show. I should probably get back on the jet and get back to Scranton and get ready for the NAW ppv but I think I would rather hang out in Atlantic City and maybe do some gambling after the show. You no maybe some blackjack, maybe some slots and just see if I can't make some more cash before I head back to that frozen wasteland that is Pennsylvania.
The one person outside of Zion and Pariah that I want to see compete is Ash Scion, not because I am worried about whenever I decide to o after her but the fact that she really has not learned her place. See she complains that men see women as nothing more then sandwich makers and clothes folders but see someone like Lance Peterson is dead on point. See she like to talk, she throws out this punchline, Asses in Seats, Bodies in Graves or something like that. She also claims that it really isn't a punchline but the simple fact that she has to end just about every single stinking promo with that exact same phrase just proves that it really is a punchline, she wants everyone to hear it, pounding the damn point into the minds of the mindless drones that are paying customers, she probably has the new t-shirt designer already making shirts that she can shill on her website, at the Boardwalk merchandise booth. You know what's funny? Something she claims is her lifestyle, her “motto” really is nothing more then a punchline, it is a punchline to a really bad joke that only she gets.
And then she throws out that she was in Redefine as well, wow that is just another strike in your career, you think that by saying you were in Redefine that people will all of a sudden respect your career? No...if anything they might shake their head and wonder what the hell is wrong with you anyway. I listen to Ash and she claims that everyone that gets involved with the Anarchy title fall into certain categories like some of fall into one where we have failing careers and we are trying to reclaim some sort of lost glory...hmmm interesting....
Others she says are using the Anarchy title as a stepping stone to bigger things. The funny thing is when I jumped into the Anarchy pool it was just because of the fact that I love the idea I would almost want to be exclusive to the Anarchy Division, I love the hard hitting, weapon using, falls count anywhere possibility that the Anarchy title offers.
But how about I turn this all around on you Ash maybe you are just afraid to get your little red hair and pasty complexion dirty by going up into some of the big boy divisions. See I went into the Anarchy division because I loved the idea and then when Pettis came to me with the offer of a spot in the tournament I jumped at the offer. It's never been about being the biggest star or the top dog for me at least not these days. I have had my time in the spotlight, we are like old lovers that separated but never really feel in love with anyone else. See sometimes the spotlight will look for me on occasion to try and rekindle the high of being near me. Being in a tournament like this is for one thing and one thing only to put the Noah Hanson name out there a little bit farther....regardless of whether I win or lose or if I move on to the next round it is all about the experience. I am honored that Mr. Pettis thought of me enough to invite me into this tournament and I am not going to let him down.
In closing Ash I want you to pay attention to my match with Keegan Ryan it is going to be a textbook match from the “Hollywood Blockbuster” and don't worry sunshine there will be a time when you and I will meet one on one and you will get a chance to have your breast signed by my lucky sharpie. And then that will be when you see that something else will be missing from, I am not some sort of soothsayer, all I am saying is that your time is coming to a close you just don't know it yet.
Asses in Seats, Bodies in Graves...
It just sounds like you keep waiting for a damn shirt to be printed with that stupid fucking catchphrase on it.
I got one for ya...
Kids Want to be Me...
Men Hate Me...
And Women Want to be with Me...
And you're no exception....
Go ahead and meet me in my luxury box dollface after I deal with Keegan we can “work” something out...