Post by Noah Hanson on May 14, 2016 8:50:07 GMT -5
I rarely get a chance to come across someone that has the ego to match my own but look what crawled out from this rock some dude named Aaron Coffee or is it Caffeine or is it Cocaine? Either way it doesn't really matter because the dude has an ego that just seems to go on and on and on I mean he is like some sort of Energizer bunny that only knows how to talk himself up. He talks about how if you don't know who he is then we shouldn't even bother. Newsflash pal most people don't give a shit about who you are or what you have done somewhere else, the fans hell even the people backstage are as fickle as fuck, they only care about what you are doin' right now. They don't care about how long you have been doin' this and they certainly don't wanna hear you moan and groan about how you are in the prime of your career and your youngish age. Hell I am older then you and have been doin' this twice as long as you have and you know what I want everybody to know that, I want everyone to see that someone that is older then them and the one that walks out with the Outlaw title is someone that is by his own admission on the last road of his journey. I want everyone in this match to know full well that they were beaten by someone that is in some cases been doin' this twice as long as they have and still beat them. One thing I will be looking at after all this....the excuses, I always love listening to the kids go “Oh I wasn't ready” “the lights were to bright” “I pulled a hammy bangin' some chick backstage”. That is what I expect to have happen and it is just like every other place I have been in people have no accountability they lost just stand there, be a man and say you sucked and just couldn't get the job done. Nothing wrong with admitting you didn't have the skill to beat me, because even when someone like this Caffrey, someone that claims he is one of the smartest men in the business but he hasn't met me so that would be a groundless claim.
And Caffrey I could give a shit if ya brag, go ahead talk yourself up because if you don't nine times out ten no one else will so go ahead grab that mic and do it because in the end when I walk out with the Outlaw title I don't want you complaining to anyone, you lost just accept it and move on, get that rematch it you want and you can taste the bitter taste of losing one on one if you want. Oh and don't think I won't be the first one to step up if you do manage to win because I will most certainly want another shot at the you if you manage to pull it off and to be honest there could only be the two of us in this match because it seems that there is already a lot of intimidation out bein' in this match in the first place but that is alright I don't have a problem bein' the table setter just makes it all the sweeter when in the end you will have all the cockroaches and sandbaggers waiting till the very last moment to toss their hat in the match. These are the type of people that are probably hiding under the ring or sitting at ringside wearing a fake mustache trying to blend in and then when they think they have the perfect moment they will make their move. I laugh at the ones like that, the ones that lack the balls to just come out here and fight like a man or the ones that I have called out from feds from all over the country to come here and fight me like a man and yet they can't, they won't because they like home cookin'. See some people like it better when they have all the advantages, when they can call the shots on their so called turf. So when I see someone like Caffrey come into this match and talk I can respect that to a degree because he is going out of what his usual comforts are but he talks about coming into this match as a champion without a title, but see I am already a champion and plan on adding the Outlaw title to it and maybe even a third when I am finally granted my Boardwalk Wrestling Casino title match when Claire Collins and Mike Zymbala finally hash out their problems.
Caffrey your theory is flawed from the beginning you think I am the “Ohhh shiny” type because I don't know what being a champion is like. Dude I have been a champion in EACH and EVERY fed I have ever competed full time. I have competed in tournaments produced by PrimeTime Central, I have faced LEGENDS and I have lost and I have won so if you think for a moment that your short sighted attitude about how you have some sort of pedigree for winning this match then I have you outclassed in EVERY fuckin' category.
I am glad you're arrogant because when you lose and YOU WILL lose will hopefully teach you a lesson that I am guessing you haven’t really had to learn yet and that is something call humility.
And at Contraband I will gladly give you the first lesson and you will find out that I am a stern but fair teacher when my class comes into session....
Who knows maybe you will be the prized student and come out with a cute little gold star....just not the Outlaw title....it leaves with me.
And Caffrey I could give a shit if ya brag, go ahead talk yourself up because if you don't nine times out ten no one else will so go ahead grab that mic and do it because in the end when I walk out with the Outlaw title I don't want you complaining to anyone, you lost just accept it and move on, get that rematch it you want and you can taste the bitter taste of losing one on one if you want. Oh and don't think I won't be the first one to step up if you do manage to win because I will most certainly want another shot at the you if you manage to pull it off and to be honest there could only be the two of us in this match because it seems that there is already a lot of intimidation out bein' in this match in the first place but that is alright I don't have a problem bein' the table setter just makes it all the sweeter when in the end you will have all the cockroaches and sandbaggers waiting till the very last moment to toss their hat in the match. These are the type of people that are probably hiding under the ring or sitting at ringside wearing a fake mustache trying to blend in and then when they think they have the perfect moment they will make their move. I laugh at the ones like that, the ones that lack the balls to just come out here and fight like a man or the ones that I have called out from feds from all over the country to come here and fight me like a man and yet they can't, they won't because they like home cookin'. See some people like it better when they have all the advantages, when they can call the shots on their so called turf. So when I see someone like Caffrey come into this match and talk I can respect that to a degree because he is going out of what his usual comforts are but he talks about coming into this match as a champion without a title, but see I am already a champion and plan on adding the Outlaw title to it and maybe even a third when I am finally granted my Boardwalk Wrestling Casino title match when Claire Collins and Mike Zymbala finally hash out their problems.
Caffrey your theory is flawed from the beginning you think I am the “Ohhh shiny” type because I don't know what being a champion is like. Dude I have been a champion in EACH and EVERY fed I have ever competed full time. I have competed in tournaments produced by PrimeTime Central, I have faced LEGENDS and I have lost and I have won so if you think for a moment that your short sighted attitude about how you have some sort of pedigree for winning this match then I have you outclassed in EVERY fuckin' category.
I am glad you're arrogant because when you lose and YOU WILL lose will hopefully teach you a lesson that I am guessing you haven’t really had to learn yet and that is something call humility.
And at Contraband I will gladly give you the first lesson and you will find out that I am a stern but fair teacher when my class comes into session....
Who knows maybe you will be the prized student and come out with a cute little gold star....just not the Outlaw title....it leaves with me.