Post by Noah Hanson on May 26, 2016 14:17:19 GMT -5
Well look what we have here someone finally stepping in and trying to rep Fight-One but there is also a flip-side to that because that means that you have my undivided attention. Baz is it? You are part of a group called the Devils' Rejects and you think you are gonna take MY title? Well I want you to think about what you are gonna try and do because this division is one that I was bred for, GOD gave me a penchant for using weapons, for putting my body on the line for matches JUST LIKE THIS, see pal you should have stayed away, you had the right frame of mine cause you come to this match all that is gonna happen is you are gonna get busted up and it won't be pretty. You are goin' back to your boss empty handed and you are gonna have to tell your boss you failed and it won't be because you didn't try because I can see that you are gonna try, you are gonna walk into that ring and you are gonna try and take MY title but you will fail and it will be hilarious. I will be standing over you and I will be holding my title over my head victorious, it has already been seen in the future and so shall it be.
The thing I love about the evil villain type, the ones that want to destroy the world, your boss falls into the same group because you talk about taking down the whole company. Think about it genius if you take down the whole company then you have NO PLACE TO WORK! God villains are so fucking stupid, you might as well put everyone over a tank filled with water and in the water are sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads and then you walk out of the room never thinking it all the way through. I can see why you guys call yourselves rejects because it fits you all to a T dumb as fuck megalomaniacs that think that ending everything is a great plan, hello it never works...EVER...dumb ass....
Yeah you are gonna need to bring something else to do while takin' that shit buddy because that title it stays with me straight up. The only thing that is gonna happen in the shitter with you is your head goin' in the toilet, I am sure that you have gotten a few swirlies in your day, I bet you are used to failing, I bet your boss doesn't like it very well. You wanna know why people call you a dog because all you are gonna be doin' in this match is sniffing your own ass and chasing your own damn tail in circles. And if you come at me and actually think that you stand a snowballs chance in hell of taking this belt from me then just like Ol' Yeller I will take your ass behind the woodshed and put you down like a rabid dog needs to have done. No tears will be shed by me or the fans in fact the fans might actually thank me for ridding Fight-One of your flea ridden carcass.
As for your freak-show taking over Fight-One you are gonna have to re-think all that because the plan won't include the Outlaw title. You want to make dumb comments save them for when all of you are sitting around playin' canasta while you're drinkin' your fake blood and reapplying your fake tattoos and clip on ear rings. I mean the whole goth look was trendy in the Ninties but today it is just a lame gimmick that no one gives a shit about. And before you go off and bring up my name and ask me if I am related to the kids from the pop group Hanson I'll save you the trouble and say this “when I walk out with my title...” I mean black eye liner doesn't someone a bad ass so go back to whatever you were doin', let your mom know you might be in the hospital for a few days, get a pass from your school, if you can even read that is but still you might wanna make sure you're excused from class because you ARE NOT walking out with MY title. Like I said you are gonna disappoint your boss, your head will be slung low because you know that you will have failed. You tried to talk a big game but when boys talk to men it usually doesn't end well for the little guy and that is how it's gonna end for you. Ladykiller with a chair right across the face sounds about right.
And my first match with Fight-One and I called out all kinds of people, I wanted to tangle with people that have had issues with me in the past but as usual they only answer any sorta challenge when they have the home cooking. Doesn't shock me at all the business is filled with fakes and posers, so called wrestlers that are only interested in fighting IF they can have the home field advantage. That is exactly how people like Jason Parker Davidson, Corey Bull, Mike Best, Darin Zion and Brian Hollywood live in the business. Afraid to go somewhere where they might not have a ref on the payroll or a friend in back to help them. So again I extend the Hanson Hardcore challenge, bring a weapon of choice and come get some. Maybe there was only one Anthony Caffrey that had the balls to stand opposed and well I am gonna be looking forward to see if anyone opens their bosses purses and pulls their balls out for this show.
If you have to just bring your fucking mangina and I will punt you in the cunt....
The thing I love about the evil villain type, the ones that want to destroy the world, your boss falls into the same group because you talk about taking down the whole company. Think about it genius if you take down the whole company then you have NO PLACE TO WORK! God villains are so fucking stupid, you might as well put everyone over a tank filled with water and in the water are sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads and then you walk out of the room never thinking it all the way through. I can see why you guys call yourselves rejects because it fits you all to a T dumb as fuck megalomaniacs that think that ending everything is a great plan, hello it never works...EVER...dumb ass....
Yeah you are gonna need to bring something else to do while takin' that shit buddy because that title it stays with me straight up. The only thing that is gonna happen in the shitter with you is your head goin' in the toilet, I am sure that you have gotten a few swirlies in your day, I bet you are used to failing, I bet your boss doesn't like it very well. You wanna know why people call you a dog because all you are gonna be doin' in this match is sniffing your own ass and chasing your own damn tail in circles. And if you come at me and actually think that you stand a snowballs chance in hell of taking this belt from me then just like Ol' Yeller I will take your ass behind the woodshed and put you down like a rabid dog needs to have done. No tears will be shed by me or the fans in fact the fans might actually thank me for ridding Fight-One of your flea ridden carcass.
As for your freak-show taking over Fight-One you are gonna have to re-think all that because the plan won't include the Outlaw title. You want to make dumb comments save them for when all of you are sitting around playin' canasta while you're drinkin' your fake blood and reapplying your fake tattoos and clip on ear rings. I mean the whole goth look was trendy in the Ninties but today it is just a lame gimmick that no one gives a shit about. And before you go off and bring up my name and ask me if I am related to the kids from the pop group Hanson I'll save you the trouble and say this “when I walk out with my title...” I mean black eye liner doesn't someone a bad ass so go back to whatever you were doin', let your mom know you might be in the hospital for a few days, get a pass from your school, if you can even read that is but still you might wanna make sure you're excused from class because you ARE NOT walking out with MY title. Like I said you are gonna disappoint your boss, your head will be slung low because you know that you will have failed. You tried to talk a big game but when boys talk to men it usually doesn't end well for the little guy and that is how it's gonna end for you. Ladykiller with a chair right across the face sounds about right.
And my first match with Fight-One and I called out all kinds of people, I wanted to tangle with people that have had issues with me in the past but as usual they only answer any sorta challenge when they have the home cooking. Doesn't shock me at all the business is filled with fakes and posers, so called wrestlers that are only interested in fighting IF they can have the home field advantage. That is exactly how people like Jason Parker Davidson, Corey Bull, Mike Best, Darin Zion and Brian Hollywood live in the business. Afraid to go somewhere where they might not have a ref on the payroll or a friend in back to help them. So again I extend the Hanson Hardcore challenge, bring a weapon of choice and come get some. Maybe there was only one Anthony Caffrey that had the balls to stand opposed and well I am gonna be looking forward to see if anyone opens their bosses purses and pulls their balls out for this show.
If you have to just bring your fucking mangina and I will punt you in the cunt....