Post by Noah Hanson on Sept 5, 2016 22:03:49 GMT -5
Moments after the last promo, Noah is show walking through his home, he sets the Legacy and Horizon titles down on the table and hands the cameraman a hundred dollar bill and a plane ticket.
“Just like I promised Max.” Noah said with a confident smile as he patted the Max on the shoulder and Max was gathering up his gear and getting ready to leave.
“It's always interesting when we get a chance to work together Noah, we go back a long time and to this day I am never sure what “Noah” I am going to get.” Max explained as he put his camera away and then is handed a beer. “I mean there was times years ago where you could have flipped out on me and those were the good days so you have to understand that I am glad that you have gotten everything all figured out.”
Noah halfheartedly smiled at the sorta compliment and then grabbed a beer for himself. “I don't know if I would say that I have everything under control, I mean I have my days, good and bad but for the most part the days are good.”
“Have you talked to Karen lately?” Max asked as he finished putting his gear away and then took a drink of his beer. “When are you two gonna get back together?”
Noah looked curiously at Max after he asked the question, not really thinking about the women that used to be in his life and for one the woman has seemed have held a grudge a lot longer then most and she believes that Noah is some sort of savior to the world. Noah doesn't believe in all that end of the world garbage but he does believe in a lot of other things like fate and destiny and he really believes that everything that happened to him and Karen and even Kristina all happened for a reason, not like something magical but he really believes that there are greater powers at work. “Look Max there is a reason I try not to talk about those two a whole lot, I live for the now not the past.”
“Well those two ladies sure did have you all wrapped around their middle fingers when they were in your lives.” Max added as he finally finished his beer and sat the bottle on the counter. “I know you have a full plate with everything going on with Phoenix, Edwards and Hollywood so maybe this isn't the best time to bring those sorta things up.”
Noah rolled his eyes at the mere mention of his three future challenges....challenges.....Phoenix is a challenge, hell Edwards is a challenge, Hollywood is just that last turd that you can't get to go down. You flush and flush and flush but you just can't get the damn thing to go down, yeah that is Rocky Hollywood in a nutshell. “Talking about those three is all I do these days. And I would rather not talk about them anymore, I mean I know Rocky just loves to have me in his mouth, I get it but his little fantasies about me are just going to have to stop right now cause I don't swing that way.”
Noah walked over and grabbed the “Rocky” mask and looked at and then tossed it down shaking his head. “I guess the man has no clue when someone is making fun of him, everyone knows what he is going to say, how he is going to say it. But that is why I need him to pay real close attention to James Edwards and the match he has with me on Meltdown that is what he is going to have to deal with. I am just wondering what he is going to say when I walk out still the Horizon AND Legacy champion oh and make sure you emphasize the names of the titles they are proper names so you need to say the name of the titles properly just like you seem to have a dick in your mouth or maybe you''re just a little slow in the head when you have to sound out my fucking name. I am god damn glad I don't have someone like you standing across from me at Meltdown at least Edwards has a god damn brain in that melon of his, at least he can comprehend what the fuck I am saying and what is happening but just in case Edwards doesn't know what is coming I am sure as hell going to make sure he understands it after everything has passed, the All In Battle Royal and then this match is all we are going to have this is where it ends. No sequels, no prequels and no reboots for you Edwards you are nothing more then a failed summer romance movie, the critics all fell in love with your story but when it came to cashing in at the box office the fans just never really came to see what all the hype is about.”
“Are you talking to the camera even though I'm not rolling?” Max asked.
Noah holds up his phone and smiles. “Don't need it I am going to finish all this on my smartphone, this is going live on Facebook. See the fans, the ones that go out there to the job every day, the ones that grill in the summer and shovel their sidewalks in the winter they don't see the Happily Ever After garbage they like horror movies, comic book movies, the summer blockbusters are the norm these days and Edwards you are none of those you are like the feel good story, you know the guy that overcame the odds and won a job in pro baseball, the movie based on some real life event. Yeah those types of movies get all the critical acclaim but you see I am the high speed car chase, the high action martial arts scene, the man trying to save his family in a disaster movie. In other words the fans come to see me in droves, they bring the kids and they make it an afternoon. You see Edwards you might wanna stay away from Scranton because you seem to have yourself stretched just a bit thin these days, you have the Battle Royal, the match against Sean Fuller to determine a number one contender to the Internet title and I am sure you are involved in other stuff maybe in Texas if I remember right. So there is nothing wrong with admitting that you made a mistake and should have just left things the way they were, no harm in walking away and admitting you made a mistake.”
Noah pauses briefly as he closes the door behind Max as he leaves Noah's apartment. “See the whole deal is Edwards is that you took all of this personally at the wrong time, you should have been pissed while I was in Fight One, you should have come right after me and wanted to punt my fucking head off but you waited, you tried to wait it out like I had some kinda grand plan but I never did it was just about introducing a little bit of Anarchy into the establishment, it was about tossing some chaos into normality. I wanted to watch Fight One burn from the inside out and I would have to say I wasn't disappointed because the apathy that was in Fight One was legendary. I can honestly say that I have never seen a company just roll over when someone came in and took something that didn't belong to them. See where I come from when someone invades your territory to drive the invaders out, you make a stand, you draw a line in the god damn sand and say “No Further” but none of them did. Originally Elliott Siscoe wasn't even a part of Fight One but he fought more then anyone on the Fight One roster, but he showed more fight, more spirit and more determination then ANYONE in Fight One. That is why when you finally did try to “help” me Edwards, when you got close enough to me so that the cameras couldn't catch it and you talked to me and you know exactly what you said and why I spat in your face. We won't talk about what you said, that is something for another time but what is going to happen is a fight, one that will tell the rest of the roster a lot of things, it will tell the staff here to no longer disrespect me. You don't even have your damn champions on the fucking webpage banner you have one that is injured and two never will be's and one has been. Do us right and take some pride in the place man, the same way we have done for NAW.”
Noah looks at his phone and smiles as he continues....
“One last thing I have heard people throwing out numbers, like the reign of Corey Bull and you know what when I get to the beginning of the new year I should be pretty damn close or maybe even have passed the longest reign as Legacy champion. That is something that not a whole lot of people in NAW can currently do much to stop.”
“Think about that....”
“When I say I will do anything to stay at the top of the food chain, I damn well mean it. I don't use a damn fucking catch phrase to sell t-shirts or to show just how much of an unoriginal tool I can be, it shows everyone that I can and will back up every word I say. So the next time someone steals my idea guess what I am slapping you with a fucking lawsuit from the lawfirm of Boots and Asses and they do all my lawsuits....”
#gofuckyourselfRockyHollywood
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“Just like I promised Max.” Noah said with a confident smile as he patted the Max on the shoulder and Max was gathering up his gear and getting ready to leave.
“It's always interesting when we get a chance to work together Noah, we go back a long time and to this day I am never sure what “Noah” I am going to get.” Max explained as he put his camera away and then is handed a beer. “I mean there was times years ago where you could have flipped out on me and those were the good days so you have to understand that I am glad that you have gotten everything all figured out.”
Noah halfheartedly smiled at the sorta compliment and then grabbed a beer for himself. “I don't know if I would say that I have everything under control, I mean I have my days, good and bad but for the most part the days are good.”
“Have you talked to Karen lately?” Max asked as he finished putting his gear away and then took a drink of his beer. “When are you two gonna get back together?”
Noah looked curiously at Max after he asked the question, not really thinking about the women that used to be in his life and for one the woman has seemed have held a grudge a lot longer then most and she believes that Noah is some sort of savior to the world. Noah doesn't believe in all that end of the world garbage but he does believe in a lot of other things like fate and destiny and he really believes that everything that happened to him and Karen and even Kristina all happened for a reason, not like something magical but he really believes that there are greater powers at work. “Look Max there is a reason I try not to talk about those two a whole lot, I live for the now not the past.”
“Well those two ladies sure did have you all wrapped around their middle fingers when they were in your lives.” Max added as he finally finished his beer and sat the bottle on the counter. “I know you have a full plate with everything going on with Phoenix, Edwards and Hollywood so maybe this isn't the best time to bring those sorta things up.”
Noah rolled his eyes at the mere mention of his three future challenges....challenges.....Phoenix is a challenge, hell Edwards is a challenge, Hollywood is just that last turd that you can't get to go down. You flush and flush and flush but you just can't get the damn thing to go down, yeah that is Rocky Hollywood in a nutshell. “Talking about those three is all I do these days. And I would rather not talk about them anymore, I mean I know Rocky just loves to have me in his mouth, I get it but his little fantasies about me are just going to have to stop right now cause I don't swing that way.”
Noah walked over and grabbed the “Rocky” mask and looked at and then tossed it down shaking his head. “I guess the man has no clue when someone is making fun of him, everyone knows what he is going to say, how he is going to say it. But that is why I need him to pay real close attention to James Edwards and the match he has with me on Meltdown that is what he is going to have to deal with. I am just wondering what he is going to say when I walk out still the Horizon AND Legacy champion oh and make sure you emphasize the names of the titles they are proper names so you need to say the name of the titles properly just like you seem to have a dick in your mouth or maybe you''re just a little slow in the head when you have to sound out my fucking name. I am god damn glad I don't have someone like you standing across from me at Meltdown at least Edwards has a god damn brain in that melon of his, at least he can comprehend what the fuck I am saying and what is happening but just in case Edwards doesn't know what is coming I am sure as hell going to make sure he understands it after everything has passed, the All In Battle Royal and then this match is all we are going to have this is where it ends. No sequels, no prequels and no reboots for you Edwards you are nothing more then a failed summer romance movie, the critics all fell in love with your story but when it came to cashing in at the box office the fans just never really came to see what all the hype is about.”
“Are you talking to the camera even though I'm not rolling?” Max asked.
Noah holds up his phone and smiles. “Don't need it I am going to finish all this on my smartphone, this is going live on Facebook. See the fans, the ones that go out there to the job every day, the ones that grill in the summer and shovel their sidewalks in the winter they don't see the Happily Ever After garbage they like horror movies, comic book movies, the summer blockbusters are the norm these days and Edwards you are none of those you are like the feel good story, you know the guy that overcame the odds and won a job in pro baseball, the movie based on some real life event. Yeah those types of movies get all the critical acclaim but you see I am the high speed car chase, the high action martial arts scene, the man trying to save his family in a disaster movie. In other words the fans come to see me in droves, they bring the kids and they make it an afternoon. You see Edwards you might wanna stay away from Scranton because you seem to have yourself stretched just a bit thin these days, you have the Battle Royal, the match against Sean Fuller to determine a number one contender to the Internet title and I am sure you are involved in other stuff maybe in Texas if I remember right. So there is nothing wrong with admitting that you made a mistake and should have just left things the way they were, no harm in walking away and admitting you made a mistake.”
Noah pauses briefly as he closes the door behind Max as he leaves Noah's apartment. “See the whole deal is Edwards is that you took all of this personally at the wrong time, you should have been pissed while I was in Fight One, you should have come right after me and wanted to punt my fucking head off but you waited, you tried to wait it out like I had some kinda grand plan but I never did it was just about introducing a little bit of Anarchy into the establishment, it was about tossing some chaos into normality. I wanted to watch Fight One burn from the inside out and I would have to say I wasn't disappointed because the apathy that was in Fight One was legendary. I can honestly say that I have never seen a company just roll over when someone came in and took something that didn't belong to them. See where I come from when someone invades your territory to drive the invaders out, you make a stand, you draw a line in the god damn sand and say “No Further” but none of them did. Originally Elliott Siscoe wasn't even a part of Fight One but he fought more then anyone on the Fight One roster, but he showed more fight, more spirit and more determination then ANYONE in Fight One. That is why when you finally did try to “help” me Edwards, when you got close enough to me so that the cameras couldn't catch it and you talked to me and you know exactly what you said and why I spat in your face. We won't talk about what you said, that is something for another time but what is going to happen is a fight, one that will tell the rest of the roster a lot of things, it will tell the staff here to no longer disrespect me. You don't even have your damn champions on the fucking webpage banner you have one that is injured and two never will be's and one has been. Do us right and take some pride in the place man, the same way we have done for NAW.”
Noah looks at his phone and smiles as he continues....
“One last thing I have heard people throwing out numbers, like the reign of Corey Bull and you know what when I get to the beginning of the new year I should be pretty damn close or maybe even have passed the longest reign as Legacy champion. That is something that not a whole lot of people in NAW can currently do much to stop.”
“Think about that....”
“When I say I will do anything to stay at the top of the food chain, I damn well mean it. I don't use a damn fucking catch phrase to sell t-shirts or to show just how much of an unoriginal tool I can be, it shows everyone that I can and will back up every word I say. So the next time someone steals my idea guess what I am slapping you with a fucking lawsuit from the lawfirm of Boots and Asses and they do all my lawsuits....”
#gofuckyourselfRockyHollywood
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