Post by Hayden Newsom on Nov 1, 2016 12:53:31 GMT -5
The scene opens up and the cameras start to roll as Mike Smith is standing in the middle of an emptied gym inside a local hotel. He’s standing there with his arms crossed and staring at his reflection while the NAW’s cameramen circle around him from behind. He bites his bottom lip aggressively as he starts to nod his head.
Mike Smith: “I’ve been trying to comprehend why this company took so long to book me in a match. I tagged with my leader and the icon Jason Phoenix, but since then I have had to prove I deserved an opportunity. I thought I did it when I, alongside my partner, Christian Taylor attacked the current tag team champions. But guess what happened? I didn’t get any opportunity. This week, I’m teaming with Christian Taylor to finally proclaim my strength, dominance, and power over the tag team champions. I am not about to waste an enriched opportunity like this one for anything in the world.”
“Jason Price believes he is the best this company has had to offer because he dethroned both Rocky Hollywood and Noah Hanson. He got lucky because he took advantage of the other two men’s personal vendetta against one another. He snuck in like a snake and stole the titles. Jason Price is no way the best of the best and his days as the Legacy Champion are numbered, but I’m not worried about the Legacy Championship right now. I’m concerned strictly with getting those precious tag team championships away from the Jason’s. Like he dethroned Noah Hanson and Rocky Hollywood, I plan on dethroning them.”
The door to the gym opens as the Taylor’s start to strut in the room. He stands at them through the reflection as he shakes his head while holding his head in shame. He glances back up.
Mike Smith: “No more will the Jason’s strut around this arena thinking they are untouchable. You’ve might have been able to hold onto those titles with all your might, but that is just because you have lacked real competition in the tag team division. Do you honestly believe you could have retained those belts had Beauty and the Beast earned an opportunity way before this match? Not in your freaking dreams!”
Christian jogs up behind Mike and jumps on his shoulders as he wraps his arms around the neck. He lands back on the floor and taps his hand across Mike’s chest. Crystal Taylor kneels down and she slides her hand up Mike Smith as she sways her hips from to her hip. Christian Taylor starts to point at Mike’s skull while looking over his shoulder to the cameraman in the reflection.
Christian Taylor: “Bitches this MONSTER is going to destroy you!”
Mike shakes his head as Crystal starts to clap while holding it toward Mike as she starts to nod at him.
Mike Smith: “Before I was rudely interrupted Jason, I know you think I need some type of enforcement to step inside the ring with ‘unstoppable’ tag team champions, but I don’t need anybody. I don’t need Christian. I don’t need Phoenix. I don’t need Crystal. I can dish out the pain by myself. I can beat the both of you by myself. My partner is going an extra insurance policy to make sure you two don’t steal a victory from me. If you think you are going to outsmart me in this one, I am going to snap you both like twigs. I am going to toss both you around that ring like little rag dolls and leave you bound and beaten when Wednesday night Meltdown goes off the air.”
He starts to twitch his eyes while shaking his head.
Mike Smith: “You don’t think I’m worthily of those tag team championships. You made the mistake of comparing this team to the Jeckels. Jason, you can’t afford to making petty mistakes like that this week. You can’t possibly go into this match underestimating me. Do you have any idea how many people have doubted my leader and the icon Jason Phoenix? He has beaten you, Noah Hanson, James Edwards, and Luke Savage in his NAW’s career. Guess what? I’m like him. We’ve wrestled together for a very long time and I’m like a sponge; I’ve absorbed everything from his career. I respect him because he embodies dominance. So you see Jason by underestimating me, you are questioning what my leader can do. By underestimating me, you are saying I’m not a good pupil. By underestimating me, you’ve already loss the match. After the Beauty and the Beast prove we are worthily of the tag team championships, after we win them, you will never get a second opportunity to being the star tag team in NAW!”
Crystal pulls her lip gloss out of her halter top and starts to apply it to her plump lips.
Mike Smith: “Jason, I wouldn’t be too surprised if you and Sexy Jason refuse to even show up, after realizing the great mistakes you have both made by opening up your mouths, spewing total arrogance from your lips because you would be foolish to show up for an impossible match to win, but this wouldn’t be the first time I had stupid opponents. You’re all about a dime a dozen and I look forward to breaking yours and Sexy Jason’s spirits!”
As Crystal puts the lip gloss back into her breasts, she motions for her husband to walk over. As he does, she raises the bottom of his shirt and starts to point to his steel abs.
Crystal Taylor: “Sexy Jason!? Oh PUH-LEASE, girl! My hubby is far sexier and he doesn’t need to go around reminding people because look at his impeccable body!?”
Christian holds his arms up as he points to the top of his head with both index fingers.
Christian Taylor: “And those tag team championships are going to be even sexier around my naked body! You know, google me biatches because I am the most downloaded man on the internet! I am MISTER INTERNATIONAL! Sexy Jason and Jason Price, boys, you better hold onto those titles will all your power because if I get the chance… oh, if I get the chance… I’m snatching those babies and taking them home. We might not be the tag team champions after we win on Wednesday night, but oh, we will be wearing the gold. We will be representing this tag team division as the hottest tag team in all professional wrestling, bay-be! Sexy Jason, you just wait until this week because you won’t be rocking “sexy” in your name after I’m through with you because your face is going to be disfigured after I connect with the SEXIFIED!”
Mike Smith starts to walk off as Crystal leans on her husband’s shoulder, leaning in toward him. She purses her lips and kisses his cheek as she leaves a trace of her pink lipstick on his cheek. She lowers down and leans down as her head is near her husband’s crotch.
Crystal Taylor: “And that boys is going to be… SIMPLY…. GOOOOORRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUSSSSSSS!!”
She blows a kiss to the camera while Christian Taylor is grabbing his crotch, making duck lips, as the scene fades to black.
Mike Smith: “I’ve been trying to comprehend why this company took so long to book me in a match. I tagged with my leader and the icon Jason Phoenix, but since then I have had to prove I deserved an opportunity. I thought I did it when I, alongside my partner, Christian Taylor attacked the current tag team champions. But guess what happened? I didn’t get any opportunity. This week, I’m teaming with Christian Taylor to finally proclaim my strength, dominance, and power over the tag team champions. I am not about to waste an enriched opportunity like this one for anything in the world.”
“Jason Price believes he is the best this company has had to offer because he dethroned both Rocky Hollywood and Noah Hanson. He got lucky because he took advantage of the other two men’s personal vendetta against one another. He snuck in like a snake and stole the titles. Jason Price is no way the best of the best and his days as the Legacy Champion are numbered, but I’m not worried about the Legacy Championship right now. I’m concerned strictly with getting those precious tag team championships away from the Jason’s. Like he dethroned Noah Hanson and Rocky Hollywood, I plan on dethroning them.”
The door to the gym opens as the Taylor’s start to strut in the room. He stands at them through the reflection as he shakes his head while holding his head in shame. He glances back up.
Mike Smith: “No more will the Jason’s strut around this arena thinking they are untouchable. You’ve might have been able to hold onto those titles with all your might, but that is just because you have lacked real competition in the tag team division. Do you honestly believe you could have retained those belts had Beauty and the Beast earned an opportunity way before this match? Not in your freaking dreams!”
Christian jogs up behind Mike and jumps on his shoulders as he wraps his arms around the neck. He lands back on the floor and taps his hand across Mike’s chest. Crystal Taylor kneels down and she slides her hand up Mike Smith as she sways her hips from to her hip. Christian Taylor starts to point at Mike’s skull while looking over his shoulder to the cameraman in the reflection.
Christian Taylor: “Bitches this MONSTER is going to destroy you!”
Mike shakes his head as Crystal starts to clap while holding it toward Mike as she starts to nod at him.
Mike Smith: “Before I was rudely interrupted Jason, I know you think I need some type of enforcement to step inside the ring with ‘unstoppable’ tag team champions, but I don’t need anybody. I don’t need Christian. I don’t need Phoenix. I don’t need Crystal. I can dish out the pain by myself. I can beat the both of you by myself. My partner is going an extra insurance policy to make sure you two don’t steal a victory from me. If you think you are going to outsmart me in this one, I am going to snap you both like twigs. I am going to toss both you around that ring like little rag dolls and leave you bound and beaten when Wednesday night Meltdown goes off the air.”
He starts to twitch his eyes while shaking his head.
Mike Smith: “You don’t think I’m worthily of those tag team championships. You made the mistake of comparing this team to the Jeckels. Jason, you can’t afford to making petty mistakes like that this week. You can’t possibly go into this match underestimating me. Do you have any idea how many people have doubted my leader and the icon Jason Phoenix? He has beaten you, Noah Hanson, James Edwards, and Luke Savage in his NAW’s career. Guess what? I’m like him. We’ve wrestled together for a very long time and I’m like a sponge; I’ve absorbed everything from his career. I respect him because he embodies dominance. So you see Jason by underestimating me, you are questioning what my leader can do. By underestimating me, you are saying I’m not a good pupil. By underestimating me, you’ve already loss the match. After the Beauty and the Beast prove we are worthily of the tag team championships, after we win them, you will never get a second opportunity to being the star tag team in NAW!”
Crystal pulls her lip gloss out of her halter top and starts to apply it to her plump lips.
Mike Smith: “Jason, I wouldn’t be too surprised if you and Sexy Jason refuse to even show up, after realizing the great mistakes you have both made by opening up your mouths, spewing total arrogance from your lips because you would be foolish to show up for an impossible match to win, but this wouldn’t be the first time I had stupid opponents. You’re all about a dime a dozen and I look forward to breaking yours and Sexy Jason’s spirits!”
As Crystal puts the lip gloss back into her breasts, she motions for her husband to walk over. As he does, she raises the bottom of his shirt and starts to point to his steel abs.
Crystal Taylor: “Sexy Jason!? Oh PUH-LEASE, girl! My hubby is far sexier and he doesn’t need to go around reminding people because look at his impeccable body!?”
Christian holds his arms up as he points to the top of his head with both index fingers.
Christian Taylor: “And those tag team championships are going to be even sexier around my naked body! You know, google me biatches because I am the most downloaded man on the internet! I am MISTER INTERNATIONAL! Sexy Jason and Jason Price, boys, you better hold onto those titles will all your power because if I get the chance… oh, if I get the chance… I’m snatching those babies and taking them home. We might not be the tag team champions after we win on Wednesday night, but oh, we will be wearing the gold. We will be representing this tag team division as the hottest tag team in all professional wrestling, bay-be! Sexy Jason, you just wait until this week because you won’t be rocking “sexy” in your name after I’m through with you because your face is going to be disfigured after I connect with the SEXIFIED!”
Mike Smith starts to walk off as Crystal leans on her husband’s shoulder, leaning in toward him. She purses her lips and kisses his cheek as she leaves a trace of her pink lipstick on his cheek. She lowers down and leans down as her head is near her husband’s crotch.
Crystal Taylor: “And that boys is going to be… SIMPLY…. GOOOOORRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUSSSSSSS!!”
She blows a kiss to the camera while Christian Taylor is grabbing his crotch, making duck lips, as the scene fades to black.