Post by Hayden Newsom on Nov 1, 2016 20:00:39 GMT -5
The scene opens up in a hotel suite as Christian Taylor is laid out on his side with a blanket holding up to his pelvic bone. He leans up as he looks over at the camera. He reaches his right hand over to his stomach and rubs it across the six-packs. He grins as he winks and smiles as he slides his left hand over the top of his head. He licks his lips as he begins to speak.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “Hiya boys… This is Christian Taylor, but you all already knew that, right? I feel marvelous as I lay here in my hotel room, just waiting for Meltdown tomorrow night. Did you guys hear? I am in the main event, but anybody who has any sense should already know I’m Mister Main Event! I’m the hottest commodity in professional wrestling and it’s about time I get to represent myself as such in NAW. Don’t get me wrong, I love… I mean I LOVE Jason Phoenix, but I am pretty sick to my stomach of NAW constantly giving him all the camera time. It’s like can anybody beat him!?”
He holds his hand over his face and chuckles to himself.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “Yes, yes, I know, I know, I’m also known as the prodigy of Jason Phoenix and you can bet your ass I’ll be the one who he passes the torch too… I guarantee it! I guess I should explain my actions for helping Jason Phoenix in his victory over Jason Price a few weeks back, but I won’t. Why should I? My actions are justified because I am the hottest superstar this business has ever seen! I am God’s gift to the sport and without me, there is NO entertainment value! Now, you can suck on that Jason Price, but you’re not my main focus in this match. Oh no, you’re not even close to being good enough, nor worthily or getting in the ring with me. Do you know why? I don’t mess with boys with faces that look like they were ran over by a subway in New York City!”
His wife comes strutting out in white laced lingerie as she slides her finger over her chest.
CRYSTAL TAYLOR: “BURRRRRNNNNN!”
She struts over to the edge of the bed and sets her right knee on the side of it. She fluffs through her hair and bites her bottom lip.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “Sexy Jason, I know I already told you how badly I am going to hurt you. I’m going to hurt you because it’s insulting to my ego to have to listen or surround myself with people who think they embody anything attractive. Do you see me going around calling myself gorgeous, sexy, hot, the best thing since white bread?”
Crystal shakes her head as she crawls over to her husband: kissing him on his lips.
CRYSTAL TAYLOR: “No, but then again people who are hot don’t need to brag about it because everybody else does it for them!”
He looks down at his stomach and smirks.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “But look at my body… it’s IMPECCABLE! Have you seen Sexy Jason’s body? His stomach is so flabby and he has a pair of man-boobs! He doesn’t look right in a pair of wrestling trunks and shirtless. He needs to wear a shirt every time he comes to the ring, so he doesn’t scare away the NAW’s fans. Yucky… Doesn’t he hear the whistles coming from the women and men when I make my presences felt? They love me! They adore me! This isn’t just to earn the number one contender’s spot for the tag team championships, it is to proclaim myself as the SEXIEST of the SEXY in NAW!”
Crystal sits back in between Christian’s legs on the bed as her hand is resting on his stomach. She leans her head back and starts to slide her hand through the back of her hair. She purses her lips together and starts making kissing sounds.
CRYSTAL TAYLOR: “You thought Morgan Alvertez was a bad ass woman, but you haven’t seen anything yet. Just wait until what I do at ringside. Morgan and Phoenix might be the Queen and King, but sweetheart—we are the golden couple! We are the hottest couple and we are going to rock it in the main event! Standing beside my man and Mike Smith is going to show the world why Beauty and the Beast are the best tag team in the world! Not just in professional wrestling but across the nation! I hope you’re ready for a GOOOORRRRGGGEEEOOOUUUSSSSS REVOLUTION because it’s going to come just like…
She snaps her fingers.
CRYSTAL TAYLOR: “THAT!”
She blows a kiss to the camera as Christian starts rubbing his crotch and sitting up with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “After Wednesday little boys, and I do little boys, since you guys have made it a thing for coming short—you can finally brag about how Christian Taylor introduced you two to the GOLDEN SHOWERS because I am going to make it rain on your asses! Finally, you’ll going to know what chemistry is supposed to look like… you don’t have chemistry with your partner, but I have SEXUAL CHEMISTRY with mine and my wife because I know how what it entails to host a SEXY ATTRACTION in the business!
He licks his lips as Crystal removes her laced robe from around her shoulders. She leans over to her husband and they start to make out while his hands start caressing her body. The scene fades to black when the visual starts to get too hot.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “Hiya boys… This is Christian Taylor, but you all already knew that, right? I feel marvelous as I lay here in my hotel room, just waiting for Meltdown tomorrow night. Did you guys hear? I am in the main event, but anybody who has any sense should already know I’m Mister Main Event! I’m the hottest commodity in professional wrestling and it’s about time I get to represent myself as such in NAW. Don’t get me wrong, I love… I mean I LOVE Jason Phoenix, but I am pretty sick to my stomach of NAW constantly giving him all the camera time. It’s like can anybody beat him!?”
He holds his hand over his face and chuckles to himself.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “Yes, yes, I know, I know, I’m also known as the prodigy of Jason Phoenix and you can bet your ass I’ll be the one who he passes the torch too… I guarantee it! I guess I should explain my actions for helping Jason Phoenix in his victory over Jason Price a few weeks back, but I won’t. Why should I? My actions are justified because I am the hottest superstar this business has ever seen! I am God’s gift to the sport and without me, there is NO entertainment value! Now, you can suck on that Jason Price, but you’re not my main focus in this match. Oh no, you’re not even close to being good enough, nor worthily or getting in the ring with me. Do you know why? I don’t mess with boys with faces that look like they were ran over by a subway in New York City!”
His wife comes strutting out in white laced lingerie as she slides her finger over her chest.
CRYSTAL TAYLOR: “BURRRRRNNNNN!”
She struts over to the edge of the bed and sets her right knee on the side of it. She fluffs through her hair and bites her bottom lip.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “Sexy Jason, I know I already told you how badly I am going to hurt you. I’m going to hurt you because it’s insulting to my ego to have to listen or surround myself with people who think they embody anything attractive. Do you see me going around calling myself gorgeous, sexy, hot, the best thing since white bread?”
Crystal shakes her head as she crawls over to her husband: kissing him on his lips.
CRYSTAL TAYLOR: “No, but then again people who are hot don’t need to brag about it because everybody else does it for them!”
He looks down at his stomach and smirks.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “But look at my body… it’s IMPECCABLE! Have you seen Sexy Jason’s body? His stomach is so flabby and he has a pair of man-boobs! He doesn’t look right in a pair of wrestling trunks and shirtless. He needs to wear a shirt every time he comes to the ring, so he doesn’t scare away the NAW’s fans. Yucky… Doesn’t he hear the whistles coming from the women and men when I make my presences felt? They love me! They adore me! This isn’t just to earn the number one contender’s spot for the tag team championships, it is to proclaim myself as the SEXIEST of the SEXY in NAW!”
Crystal sits back in between Christian’s legs on the bed as her hand is resting on his stomach. She leans her head back and starts to slide her hand through the back of her hair. She purses her lips together and starts making kissing sounds.
CRYSTAL TAYLOR: “You thought Morgan Alvertez was a bad ass woman, but you haven’t seen anything yet. Just wait until what I do at ringside. Morgan and Phoenix might be the Queen and King, but sweetheart—we are the golden couple! We are the hottest couple and we are going to rock it in the main event! Standing beside my man and Mike Smith is going to show the world why Beauty and the Beast are the best tag team in the world! Not just in professional wrestling but across the nation! I hope you’re ready for a GOOOORRRRGGGEEEOOOUUUSSSSS REVOLUTION because it’s going to come just like…
She snaps her fingers.
CRYSTAL TAYLOR: “THAT!”
She blows a kiss to the camera as Christian starts rubbing his crotch and sitting up with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.
CHRISTIAN TAYLOR: “After Wednesday little boys, and I do little boys, since you guys have made it a thing for coming short—you can finally brag about how Christian Taylor introduced you two to the GOLDEN SHOWERS because I am going to make it rain on your asses! Finally, you’ll going to know what chemistry is supposed to look like… you don’t have chemistry with your partner, but I have SEXUAL CHEMISTRY with mine and my wife because I know how what it entails to host a SEXY ATTRACTION in the business!
He licks his lips as Crystal removes her laced robe from around her shoulders. She leans over to her husband and they start to make out while his hands start caressing her body. The scene fades to black when the visual starts to get too hot.