Post by Homeland Security on Nov 15, 2016 22:39:31 GMT -5
The scene begins and a close up view of a television screen is shown. On the television a promo package for this week’s edition of Wednesday Night Meltdown is playing and NAW wrestler Sutton is just finishing up his piece for his match with Luke Savage. After the promo ends the television goes to commercial and the view slowly zooms out to reveal the surroundings. The television is mounted on the wall of a well-equipped garage and in the middle of the garage sits a large black and green pickup truck. A pair of legs are seen sticking out from under the truck, apparently belonging to somebody working underneath. After a few more moments, out slides Luke Savage from underneath the truck. He’s covered in grease and in his hand is a set of wrenches. He stands up and tosses the wrenches into a toolbox on a nearby table and then glances over to acknowledge the camera as he begins washing his hands at a sink, nodding towards the television set as he begins speaking.
Luke: Well it sounds like my little mini vacation from the NAW is about over. 30 days, thanks to Alice White. A month suspension did give me a lot of time to get some stuff done round here that I been puttin’ off though…like changin’ the brakes on my pickup for instance.
Luke finishes drying his hands and walks over to a refrigerator to grabs a bottle of beer out of it. He takes a seat on a stool next to the truck and takes a long drink of the beer before continuing.
Luke: But now it’s time to get back to business. The time is drawin’ close for me to strap my wrestlin’ boots back on and start bustin’ heads in the NAW again. And lookin’ at the place now…there’s actually a lot that’s happened in the last month since I been gone. A new co-owner has come in and started to shake things up with a few changes and now Meltdown is takin’ place not too far from my neck of the woods…Denver, Colorado. The NAW’s very first show outside of Wilkes Barre and Luke Savage gets a spot on the card. Smart move. I guess this co-owner might know what he’s doin’ afterall.
Luke takes another drink.
Luke: However, there is somebody who doesn’t sound he knows what he’s doing right now…or who exactly he’s even about to wrestle this week for that matter…that’s my opponent for Meltdown, Sutton. I’ll admit, I don’t know too much about the guy yet though so maybe I’m wrong somehow. Like I said, I been gone a month and a lot has happened since then, including this guy Sutton. On paper I see that he hasn’t lost in the NAW yet so he’s got that goin’ for him. But in the flesh, I have to say I’m not very impressed so far. Sure, he’s gotten by his first couple of opponents but now it’s lookin’ like he’s blindsided by what comes next. Judgin’ by his description of who he thinks I am…I don’t think he really knows who I am.
Luke scratches his head.
Luke: You guys confused yet? Because I sure know I was the first time I watched that video of his. Anyway, seein’ as how poor Sutton is terrible at doing homework, allow me to give him a little cheat sheet to help him along.
The camera view slowly zooms in closer on Luke as he leans forward in the bench and peers into the lens.
Luke: Sutton, I don’t know who it is you thought you were talking about in your promo, but it sure in the hell wasn’t Luke Savage. Free handouts? Let me fill you in on a few facts about myself. Luke Savage never needs handouts. I’ve served my family, my community, and my country. I put my life on the line so people in this nation can enjoy the rights they have. So don’t try to lecture me about freeloaders Sutton because the only reason you’re allowed to sit around in the Colorado Desert and fire off bottle rockets with your woman is because guys like me fought for your right to do so. Yeah, you’re welcome.
Luke takes another drink, appearing to soften up a bit as he shrugs.
Luke: But who knows Sutton, maybe I have you pegged all wrong. Maybe you were just frustrated and speakin’ from emotions and lashin’ out. Most of the country is out of their minds right now with political retardation after this election so it wouldn’t come to any surprise of you got caught up in it too. It happens. I mean sure, these are certainly some excitin’ times as our country moves forward under new leadership but I think you’re getting’ a bit too invested. Donald Trump becoming President of the United States might make your life better in a lot of ways. He may even save you from lookin’ at these freeloaders you seem to have it in for…
Luke laughs.
Luke: …but one thing Donald Trump cannot do for you Sutton is save you from the ass whoopin’ you have comin’ Wednesday Night. Nobody can. That is what you should be more concerned with. You have a winnin’ streak on the line and I intend to be the one who breaks it. So go ahead Sutton, party it up and celebrate with your woman now while the feelin’ is still there, because mark my words…after Meltdown you won’t have much to celebrate anymore.
Luke downs the rest of his beer and laughs some more as the scene fades.
Luke: Well it sounds like my little mini vacation from the NAW is about over. 30 days, thanks to Alice White. A month suspension did give me a lot of time to get some stuff done round here that I been puttin’ off though…like changin’ the brakes on my pickup for instance.
Luke finishes drying his hands and walks over to a refrigerator to grabs a bottle of beer out of it. He takes a seat on a stool next to the truck and takes a long drink of the beer before continuing.
Luke: But now it’s time to get back to business. The time is drawin’ close for me to strap my wrestlin’ boots back on and start bustin’ heads in the NAW again. And lookin’ at the place now…there’s actually a lot that’s happened in the last month since I been gone. A new co-owner has come in and started to shake things up with a few changes and now Meltdown is takin’ place not too far from my neck of the woods…Denver, Colorado. The NAW’s very first show outside of Wilkes Barre and Luke Savage gets a spot on the card. Smart move. I guess this co-owner might know what he’s doin’ afterall.
Luke takes another drink.
Luke: However, there is somebody who doesn’t sound he knows what he’s doing right now…or who exactly he’s even about to wrestle this week for that matter…that’s my opponent for Meltdown, Sutton. I’ll admit, I don’t know too much about the guy yet though so maybe I’m wrong somehow. Like I said, I been gone a month and a lot has happened since then, including this guy Sutton. On paper I see that he hasn’t lost in the NAW yet so he’s got that goin’ for him. But in the flesh, I have to say I’m not very impressed so far. Sure, he’s gotten by his first couple of opponents but now it’s lookin’ like he’s blindsided by what comes next. Judgin’ by his description of who he thinks I am…I don’t think he really knows who I am.
Luke scratches his head.
Luke: You guys confused yet? Because I sure know I was the first time I watched that video of his. Anyway, seein’ as how poor Sutton is terrible at doing homework, allow me to give him a little cheat sheet to help him along.
The camera view slowly zooms in closer on Luke as he leans forward in the bench and peers into the lens.
Luke: Sutton, I don’t know who it is you thought you were talking about in your promo, but it sure in the hell wasn’t Luke Savage. Free handouts? Let me fill you in on a few facts about myself. Luke Savage never needs handouts. I’ve served my family, my community, and my country. I put my life on the line so people in this nation can enjoy the rights they have. So don’t try to lecture me about freeloaders Sutton because the only reason you’re allowed to sit around in the Colorado Desert and fire off bottle rockets with your woman is because guys like me fought for your right to do so. Yeah, you’re welcome.
Luke takes another drink, appearing to soften up a bit as he shrugs.
Luke: But who knows Sutton, maybe I have you pegged all wrong. Maybe you were just frustrated and speakin’ from emotions and lashin’ out. Most of the country is out of their minds right now with political retardation after this election so it wouldn’t come to any surprise of you got caught up in it too. It happens. I mean sure, these are certainly some excitin’ times as our country moves forward under new leadership but I think you’re getting’ a bit too invested. Donald Trump becoming President of the United States might make your life better in a lot of ways. He may even save you from lookin’ at these freeloaders you seem to have it in for…
Luke laughs.
Luke: …but one thing Donald Trump cannot do for you Sutton is save you from the ass whoopin’ you have comin’ Wednesday Night. Nobody can. That is what you should be more concerned with. You have a winnin’ streak on the line and I intend to be the one who breaks it. So go ahead Sutton, party it up and celebrate with your woman now while the feelin’ is still there, because mark my words…after Meltdown you won’t have much to celebrate anymore.
Luke downs the rest of his beer and laughs some more as the scene fades.