Post by Hayden Newsom on Jan 18, 2017 19:51:13 GMT -5
Crystal comes in front of the cameras and she places her right hand over her lips: blowing a kiss to it. She leans up and walks seductively over to it. She grabs the camera by its body as she leans her face on the lens. She puckers her lips and kisses the lens. As she starts to lean back, the visual is back with a set of pink lips across it.
Christian Taylor: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, bay-be, this is KISS-CAM with the Taylor’s! Screw Kandi-TV because it’s all about the Kiss-Cam, beotches!”
Christian Taylor says walking out from a hallway with his arms extended up above his head. Crystal swings her long hair extensions and smacks on her lips. Bare chested as always with Adidas windbreaker pants, one leg pulled up his calves.
Crystal Taylor: “And that’s my man skanks, but feel free to obsess over him because I know you love him!”
She giggles and Christian slouches over beside her as he rests his hands on the front of his thighs.
Christian Taylor: Put me in the game, coach. I’m ready to show these girls who is Mister International and ready to rock a Meltdown house once again!”
He leans up and raises his left leg, holding it by the ankle and stretching to the opposite side.
Christian Taylor: “You know, I thought the last time I faced Sexy Jason was going to be the last time! But oh no, you know Sexy Jason can hold a grudge and ‘pretty’ boy has nothing better to do than hate me. I see why though; he did lose the one thing that gave his career any value. I guess I can swallow my pride like he swallows my babies for one more match. ONE MORE MATCH! One more match with Sexy Jason! This isn’t about Sexy Jason. It’s not even about me. I know it pains me to say it, but it isn’t about me. It’s about my man crush Jason Phoenix! Sexy Jason, you and your brother are going to get a spanking tonight for sure. Oh and it’s not the kind you like. You know, being put over your daddy’s knee and have your cheeks lit up with smacks to both of them.”
Crystal turns to the side and starts rubbing her right cheek and bites down on her left index finger.
Christian Taylor: “We all know your ass doesn’t look as good as hers. Your ass doesn’t even look good at mine. The entire world is going to get to see your big rump on Meltdown when I pull your shorts down and start spanking you in the middle of the ring! Yeah, it’s not just about beating you for a third time. It’s about humiliating you! It’s about making you my damn bitch!”
He swings his right hand and makes slapping motion as he grits his teeth.
Christian Taylor: “You might think third time is a charm, but nuh-uh… no way! Third time a charm would only be possible if you didn’t break that mirror a couple of years back. You are still working on your seven years of bad luck, buddy! So sorry, but maybe next time you will learn a thing or two about superstitions because they are so real!”
He briefly places his right index finger to his lips, smirking, and widening his eyes.
Christian Taylor: “But oh my god, can you believe how you totally disrespected my man crush Jason Phoenix last week? You’re lucky I didn’t make my presences felt during the match and bitch slap the taste out of your mouth! Sexy Jason, I don’t really need to be anything else seeing how Jason Phoenix pretty much used your ugly mug to mop up the canvas on last Meltdown. I always thought you were a spineless little monkey and it turns out you are a spineless little monkey! Sexy Jason as much as you like to think everything is about you, nothing in this match is about you. You’re not the only non-factor in this match. You’re not even competition in this match. If you get in my face, I’m going to dish the heat because if you can’t handle it, then get out of my kitchen!”
He holds his hand up with his thumb touching the tip of his nose as he starts wiggling his fingers at the camera.
Christian Taylor: “Jason Price, Beasty, you two might think I am all fun and games, but I can be serious. I was serious when I tried to win the tag titles. You know we should have left as the tag team champions! Beauty and the Beauty should have been the team with the happy ending as we took the titles off of the Jason’s! Jason Price even though this sort of Jason Phoenix’s shining moment, wouldn’t it pretty damn sweet if I was the one who took the victory for my team with a pin-fall on you!? Honestly, it would be the ultimate victory because it will put me right there beside Jason Phoenix for the Legacy Championship!
Crystal’s eyes widen as her hand goes up to her mouth. She looks over at the back of Christian’s head and starts shaking her head with a worried look on her face.
Christian Taylor: “Jason Phoenix is already pretty much thinking he is going to carry Beauty and the Beast to victory, but Christian Taylor can pull his own s-long! I want to prove him wrong and I want to have my rose in victory. I don’t want him to think I am just deadweight with a big penis! I want to be big daddy when Meltdown is all said and done with! Jason Price, you’re everybody’s number one target because you’re dragging that Legacy Championship around. Your public enemy number one and it is time to close the curtains because your reign is about to end! Happy Valentine’s Day, lover because you are going to start the year 2017 on a sour note just like your brother Sexy Jason did on the first Meltdown of 2017!”
Christian slides his right hand down the front of his crotch as he starts to thrust his hips toward the camera.
Christian Taylor: “Beasty, Beasty, Beasty, stay the hell away from me! Oh my goodness Beasty, I always see the way you look at me in the ring or backstage. You look like you want to eat me. I know I’m hot, but God damn, I am not really food! I am all bones. I know you are thinking to target the small guy in the match, but beotch, I will fight like a wildcat in the match. I will jump on your back and lock in a rear naked chokehold. I will kick you between the legs. I will gouge you in the eyes. I will hook onto your leg and slow you down. Don’t mess with me, Beasty! You should just stay away from me, or better yet stay away from the match altogether! Have you seen your track record as of yet Beasty? Wowerz! Your career is just depressing recently. You unsuccessfully cashed in your opportunity after waiting for only GOD knows how long and then you just haven’t been able to bounce back. You’ve been a blubbering mess ever since. Then again, I can’t even understand what language you speak. Is English? Spanish? French? Jewish? Jamaican? Gibberish!? All I know is all that baby talk isn’t cute. You’re not even cute! If I was gay, do you think I would call you daddy!?”
Crystal snickers behind her husband as Christian has a foul look on his face.
Christian Taylor: “Hell NOOOOOO! I just want you to know I do intend to stick Mike Smith on you and let the big guy on the team take you out! Goodluck, Beasty because working with the self-centered Jason’s, you’re going to need every bit of luck you can get!”
He slides his hands through the side of his head and hops up as his wind breaking pants start to fall off his ass. He has a white G-string on as he starts thrusting his hips in a circular motion.
Christian Taylor: “See ladies, I want to wish you all, not just Beasty, the best of luck in this match! You ladies are going to look like a couple of queens when Power Trip runs through out like a big rig. So you know, I hope you’re ready for another GOLDEN SHOWER because honey bunnies, it’s going to rain! Get ready for another SEXIFIED victory because THE SEX POD gots this!”
Swinging her hips from side to side and sucking on her lips, Crystal Taylor struts out in front of her husband. She slouches to the side and Christian slaps his wife’s ass. She sticks her tongue out and giggles.
Crystal Taylor: “This Meltdown is going to be hotter than every other Meltdown we have come to wrestle on because there is one thing on THIS Meltdown, which other Meltdowns do not have, and that’s because the group Power Trip is going to be wrestling as a united front! Be prepared for a OOOOHHHH SSSSOOOOOOOO GGGGGOOOORRRRRGGGGGEEEOOOOUUUUUSSSS!!
She blows a kiss to the camera before her husband yanks her into his arm. He sticks his tongue down her throat and starts making out with her. The scene fades to black.
Christian Taylor: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, bay-be, this is KISS-CAM with the Taylor’s! Screw Kandi-TV because it’s all about the Kiss-Cam, beotches!”
Christian Taylor says walking out from a hallway with his arms extended up above his head. Crystal swings her long hair extensions and smacks on her lips. Bare chested as always with Adidas windbreaker pants, one leg pulled up his calves.
Crystal Taylor: “And that’s my man skanks, but feel free to obsess over him because I know you love him!”
She giggles and Christian slouches over beside her as he rests his hands on the front of his thighs.
Christian Taylor: Put me in the game, coach. I’m ready to show these girls who is Mister International and ready to rock a Meltdown house once again!”
He leans up and raises his left leg, holding it by the ankle and stretching to the opposite side.
Christian Taylor: “You know, I thought the last time I faced Sexy Jason was going to be the last time! But oh no, you know Sexy Jason can hold a grudge and ‘pretty’ boy has nothing better to do than hate me. I see why though; he did lose the one thing that gave his career any value. I guess I can swallow my pride like he swallows my babies for one more match. ONE MORE MATCH! One more match with Sexy Jason! This isn’t about Sexy Jason. It’s not even about me. I know it pains me to say it, but it isn’t about me. It’s about my man crush Jason Phoenix! Sexy Jason, you and your brother are going to get a spanking tonight for sure. Oh and it’s not the kind you like. You know, being put over your daddy’s knee and have your cheeks lit up with smacks to both of them.”
Crystal turns to the side and starts rubbing her right cheek and bites down on her left index finger.
Christian Taylor: “We all know your ass doesn’t look as good as hers. Your ass doesn’t even look good at mine. The entire world is going to get to see your big rump on Meltdown when I pull your shorts down and start spanking you in the middle of the ring! Yeah, it’s not just about beating you for a third time. It’s about humiliating you! It’s about making you my damn bitch!”
He swings his right hand and makes slapping motion as he grits his teeth.
Christian Taylor: “You might think third time is a charm, but nuh-uh… no way! Third time a charm would only be possible if you didn’t break that mirror a couple of years back. You are still working on your seven years of bad luck, buddy! So sorry, but maybe next time you will learn a thing or two about superstitions because they are so real!”
He briefly places his right index finger to his lips, smirking, and widening his eyes.
Christian Taylor: “But oh my god, can you believe how you totally disrespected my man crush Jason Phoenix last week? You’re lucky I didn’t make my presences felt during the match and bitch slap the taste out of your mouth! Sexy Jason, I don’t really need to be anything else seeing how Jason Phoenix pretty much used your ugly mug to mop up the canvas on last Meltdown. I always thought you were a spineless little monkey and it turns out you are a spineless little monkey! Sexy Jason as much as you like to think everything is about you, nothing in this match is about you. You’re not the only non-factor in this match. You’re not even competition in this match. If you get in my face, I’m going to dish the heat because if you can’t handle it, then get out of my kitchen!”
He holds his hand up with his thumb touching the tip of his nose as he starts wiggling his fingers at the camera.
Christian Taylor: “Jason Price, Beasty, you two might think I am all fun and games, but I can be serious. I was serious when I tried to win the tag titles. You know we should have left as the tag team champions! Beauty and the Beauty should have been the team with the happy ending as we took the titles off of the Jason’s! Jason Price even though this sort of Jason Phoenix’s shining moment, wouldn’t it pretty damn sweet if I was the one who took the victory for my team with a pin-fall on you!? Honestly, it would be the ultimate victory because it will put me right there beside Jason Phoenix for the Legacy Championship!
Crystal’s eyes widen as her hand goes up to her mouth. She looks over at the back of Christian’s head and starts shaking her head with a worried look on her face.
Christian Taylor: “Jason Phoenix is already pretty much thinking he is going to carry Beauty and the Beast to victory, but Christian Taylor can pull his own s-long! I want to prove him wrong and I want to have my rose in victory. I don’t want him to think I am just deadweight with a big penis! I want to be big daddy when Meltdown is all said and done with! Jason Price, you’re everybody’s number one target because you’re dragging that Legacy Championship around. Your public enemy number one and it is time to close the curtains because your reign is about to end! Happy Valentine’s Day, lover because you are going to start the year 2017 on a sour note just like your brother Sexy Jason did on the first Meltdown of 2017!”
Christian slides his right hand down the front of his crotch as he starts to thrust his hips toward the camera.
Christian Taylor: “Beasty, Beasty, Beasty, stay the hell away from me! Oh my goodness Beasty, I always see the way you look at me in the ring or backstage. You look like you want to eat me. I know I’m hot, but God damn, I am not really food! I am all bones. I know you are thinking to target the small guy in the match, but beotch, I will fight like a wildcat in the match. I will jump on your back and lock in a rear naked chokehold. I will kick you between the legs. I will gouge you in the eyes. I will hook onto your leg and slow you down. Don’t mess with me, Beasty! You should just stay away from me, or better yet stay away from the match altogether! Have you seen your track record as of yet Beasty? Wowerz! Your career is just depressing recently. You unsuccessfully cashed in your opportunity after waiting for only GOD knows how long and then you just haven’t been able to bounce back. You’ve been a blubbering mess ever since. Then again, I can’t even understand what language you speak. Is English? Spanish? French? Jewish? Jamaican? Gibberish!? All I know is all that baby talk isn’t cute. You’re not even cute! If I was gay, do you think I would call you daddy!?”
Crystal snickers behind her husband as Christian has a foul look on his face.
Christian Taylor: “Hell NOOOOOO! I just want you to know I do intend to stick Mike Smith on you and let the big guy on the team take you out! Goodluck, Beasty because working with the self-centered Jason’s, you’re going to need every bit of luck you can get!”
He slides his hands through the side of his head and hops up as his wind breaking pants start to fall off his ass. He has a white G-string on as he starts thrusting his hips in a circular motion.
Christian Taylor: “See ladies, I want to wish you all, not just Beasty, the best of luck in this match! You ladies are going to look like a couple of queens when Power Trip runs through out like a big rig. So you know, I hope you’re ready for another GOLDEN SHOWER because honey bunnies, it’s going to rain! Get ready for another SEXIFIED victory because THE SEX POD gots this!”
Swinging her hips from side to side and sucking on her lips, Crystal Taylor struts out in front of her husband. She slouches to the side and Christian slaps his wife’s ass. She sticks her tongue out and giggles.
Crystal Taylor: “This Meltdown is going to be hotter than every other Meltdown we have come to wrestle on because there is one thing on THIS Meltdown, which other Meltdowns do not have, and that’s because the group Power Trip is going to be wrestling as a united front! Be prepared for a OOOOHHHH SSSSOOOOOOOO GGGGGOOOORRRRRGGGGGEEEOOOOUUUUUSSSS!!
She blows a kiss to the camera before her husband yanks her into his arm. He sticks his tongue down her throat and starts making out with her. The scene fades to black.