Post by Dave on Dec 7, 2012 6:20:38 GMT -5
Welcome to Fuckingham Palace! London's finest strip club offers the best drinks and the most beautiful women of the old continent. Yet it's owner, Dick McSexton is not just all about bussiness...
"Mr. Richard McHexton?... sir? Are you mr. Richard McHexton?"
"For the better part of last ten years, I'm not called that way."
"Ugh, okay... mr. McSexton? Dick McSexton?"
"Much sweeter..."
Dick turned from the window in his office to set sights on young man that entered.
Dick - "I was expecting a beautiful women, yet they send me a punk like you? Who the hell are you?"
Dan - "I'm Dan Reilly, bussiness associate of mr. Alex Morgan."
Dick - "MISTER Alex Morgan? I thought that football forward... or, how you Americans say it, soccer forward, is running the place! I'm fairly disappointed!"
Dan - "Well I'm sorry, sir, but that's just how it is. I believe it was you who contacted us about a possible wrestling contract..."
Dick - "You believe right, sport! You see, I am a successful bussinessman, I have the money, the money, the girls... mostly the girls... but I still want to accomplish something more. I've been wrestling just for fun in Europe and UK, but if I wanna really go big in wrestling... I need to move to USA."
Dan - "I believe we can work something out, sir. Mr. Morgan has told me that if you sign this contract, your debut match will be right at WBSW Live! 12 against Toro."
Dick - "Yeah, I know the man. One of the Los Condas... Los Contris... well, whatever, I'll just call them the way that Adam Stryker guy used to. Mexicunts. You know, I never liked guys like that. No good wankers, jumping around like crazy, hiding behind masks... I especially hate those who call themselves after animals, and Toro is certainly one of them. Toro means Bull I believe, but he's more dull than bull... I will show him, how a smart snake can beat a bull. 'Cause I have the longest snake in Britain, if you know what I mean. Give me the contract... here, it's signed, and now piss of."
Dan - "Oh, okay, thank you... I guess. See you at the show!"
Dick - "Yeah... it's gonna be one hell of a show, I gotta tell you..."
"Mr. Richard McHexton?... sir? Are you mr. Richard McHexton?"
"For the better part of last ten years, I'm not called that way."
"Ugh, okay... mr. McSexton? Dick McSexton?"
"Much sweeter..."
Dick turned from the window in his office to set sights on young man that entered.
Dick - "I was expecting a beautiful women, yet they send me a punk like you? Who the hell are you?"
Dan - "I'm Dan Reilly, bussiness associate of mr. Alex Morgan."
Dick - "MISTER Alex Morgan? I thought that football forward... or, how you Americans say it, soccer forward, is running the place! I'm fairly disappointed!"
Dan - "Well I'm sorry, sir, but that's just how it is. I believe it was you who contacted us about a possible wrestling contract..."
Dick - "You believe right, sport! You see, I am a successful bussinessman, I have the money, the money, the girls... mostly the girls... but I still want to accomplish something more. I've been wrestling just for fun in Europe and UK, but if I wanna really go big in wrestling... I need to move to USA."
Dan - "I believe we can work something out, sir. Mr. Morgan has told me that if you sign this contract, your debut match will be right at WBSW Live! 12 against Toro."
Dick - "Yeah, I know the man. One of the Los Condas... Los Contris... well, whatever, I'll just call them the way that Adam Stryker guy used to. Mexicunts. You know, I never liked guys like that. No good wankers, jumping around like crazy, hiding behind masks... I especially hate those who call themselves after animals, and Toro is certainly one of them. Toro means Bull I believe, but he's more dull than bull... I will show him, how a smart snake can beat a bull. 'Cause I have the longest snake in Britain, if you know what I mean. Give me the contract... here, it's signed, and now piss of."
Dan - "Oh, okay, thank you... I guess. See you at the show!"
Dick - "Yeah... it's gonna be one hell of a show, I gotta tell you..."