Post by stevengold78 on Dec 20, 2012 17:00:31 GMT -5
It’s the Thursday night before WBSW Live! 13: Holiday Fear Show, scheduled for Saturday night at the Mohegan Sun Casino Event Center in Wilkes-Barre, Penn. The card is full of great matches, with action to determine the first WBSW tag team champions, and a Snowball Fight! Is this a fun company or what?
So much fun that WBSW owner had put together a fan-fest style event at Mohegan Sun, complete with souvenir sales, display booths, and live autograph sessions with the new stars of the fastest-growing company in professional wrestling, Wilkes-Barre Scranton Wrestling. The lobby of the Sun is filled with WBSW fans as a black limo pulls up…out steps InterGlobal champion and No. 1 contender “Stunning” Steven Gold, and surprisingly, the fans greet him with a mixed reaction…sure, Gold has pissed off a certain group of WBSW fans with the beat down of champion Gunnar Hughes two weeks ago, but it seems some have no problem with it.
Of course, it could be that as Gold enters the room, he’s tossing our free t-shirts by the handful, and he is followed by The Northwest Express, “Ravishing’ Ricky Moses and “BadAss” Billy Sandow, who are flipping free Extreme Impact Players hats to the crowd. After all, how can you hate on guys who are tossing you free clothes.
And of course, you are with some buddies of yours who have driven in eastern Ohio for the weekend and you were fans of Steven Gold back when he was the star quarterback at Youngstown State…to you, these ignorant, backwash Pennsylvanians booing the Extreme Impact Players have no clue of the greatness of “Stunning” Steven Gold.
But hey, you’re here to have a great time with your buddies…gambling, booze, women and watching your hero, the People’s Hero, “Stunning” Steven Gold as he takes the WBSW title off Gunnar Hughes Saturday night. So even before these guys got here, you were buying all the Extreme Impact stuff…the hat, the shirt, the beer mug, action figures, foam finger, trading cards, and yeah, even the 8-by-10 full color glossy pictures of the Extreme Impact Players beating the hell out of Gunnar Hughes because, after all, those photos are ready for autographs and suitable for framing.
You also got lucky…not only did you snare a t-shirt straight from the Stunner, but you caught a hat flipped your way by the BadAss, and right now, you are so excited to see these guys you can feel the inside of your kneecaps sweating. You holler out the magic words... “YOUNGSTOWN STATE NO. 1, WOOOOOOOOO.” The second the words leave your mouth, Gold spins around and shakes your hand, recognizing you as the highly-intelligent YSU fan that you are.
You the Fan: “Mr. Gold, this is such an honor to meet you. I loved watching you at Youngstown, and I was thrilled when I heard you were coming here.”
Gold: “Thanks partner…are you a YSU grad, and what’s your name?”
You the Fan: “Brad Miller. Yeah, I graduated in 2001, and now I own and operate a small chain of sporting goods stores across Ohio and Michigan.”
Gold: “Fantastic…well, it’s nice to see a friendly face in this hell hole. Sorry you had to come to Pennsylvania for this, but thanks for being here. Hey, you and your boys…stick around after the show, we’ll all go find someplace to have a couple of drinks and some fun, okay?”
Brad Miller: “Yeah, sure…wow, that’s fantastic.”
Gold: “Great…excuse me, I’ve gotta do something here to get this crowd really rocking. Talk to you later.”
Gold heads to the stage at the head of the room, and after a brief introduction from event host Barry Lincoln (and of course, mostly booing, with a few cheers…after all, some people just love to love the anti-hero), Gold steps onto the stage, and is this a good-looking dude or what? A black suit with a blood-red tie, gold and diamonds on his fingers and his wristwatch, looking so damn sharp he cut slice Gunnar Hughes’ throat as we speak…he takes the microphone from Lincoln and settles onto a bar-style stool to address the crowd.
Gold: “Well greetings to the fans of the WBSW from all of us at Extreme Impact Worldwide, and a very Merry Christmas. If you folks still feel the need to boo me after my friends and I came in giving away gifts, that’s fine…I have found a couple of intelligent guys here tonight from Ohio, so at least this crowd has a little class to it.”
Oh yeah, you guessed it…that just made the booing worse for Gold, but he doesn’t seem too bothered by it.
Gold: “No, I kid you folks. My actual mission coming here tonight is to entertain you, and since this is the holiday season, what better way to get you in the holiday spirit than to sing you Christmas carols. Let me start with this one, special little number that I dedicate to my next victim, Gunny Hughes…
(To the tune “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”)
“Have your-self a bloody little Christmas…as I whoop your ass…
“When I put to boot to your face…you’ll smash like a glass…
“Yes, have your-self a beat down at Christmas…it will be cruel…
“But it has to happen ‘cause Gunny is a toooooooool….
“Here we are at Mohegan Sun…fun for everyone…tonight…
“But Gunny is gonna get a beating now…gotta tell you how…what a fright….
“Through the years, Gunny will have to remember…that I took the strap…
“But it was easy ‘cause Gunny don’t fight worth a craaaaaaaap…
“So shine that belt ‘cause I’m coming for you Gun…neeeeee….now….”
The response from the crowd is a little surprising…boos, sure, but a smattering of applause and laughter to go with it. Gold hears the reaction and figures to go for another one….
(To the tune of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”)
“I’ll be smacking Gunner…you can count on me…
“Truth be told…I’ll knock him cold…and put a new belt under my tree..eeeeee.
“Saturday night will find me…kicking Gunny’s ass…
“Sure, Gunny still could beat me…but only in his dreams…..”
Well, about the same response, but the Stunner, the People’s Hero, seems to be enjoying himself, so…
Gold: “How about it folks, one more carol before the Northwest Express and I come into the crowd to sign some autographs.” Primarily the reaction is boos, but there are a few people asking for more, so…
(To the tune “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”)
“Gunner riding in an ambulance…blood pouring out of his ears…
“A broken leg…a split skull…and now he’s realizing all his fears…
“Steven Gold is the new champion…this he cannot deny…
“And Gunner will never see this belt again…no matter how hard he tries…
“He knows the Stunner has whoop him bad…the finest beating that Gunny’s ever had…
“And every one of you who was cheering him…you know that you all are complete fools…
“And so I’m offering these simple words…get off the Gunny train while you still can…
“Because Saturday night, that train will derail…and Merry Christmas to meeeeeee…
Gold: “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR…ENJOY THE SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT…It’s gonna be a killer!”
So much fun that WBSW owner had put together a fan-fest style event at Mohegan Sun, complete with souvenir sales, display booths, and live autograph sessions with the new stars of the fastest-growing company in professional wrestling, Wilkes-Barre Scranton Wrestling. The lobby of the Sun is filled with WBSW fans as a black limo pulls up…out steps InterGlobal champion and No. 1 contender “Stunning” Steven Gold, and surprisingly, the fans greet him with a mixed reaction…sure, Gold has pissed off a certain group of WBSW fans with the beat down of champion Gunnar Hughes two weeks ago, but it seems some have no problem with it.
Of course, it could be that as Gold enters the room, he’s tossing our free t-shirts by the handful, and he is followed by The Northwest Express, “Ravishing’ Ricky Moses and “BadAss” Billy Sandow, who are flipping free Extreme Impact Players hats to the crowd. After all, how can you hate on guys who are tossing you free clothes.
And of course, you are with some buddies of yours who have driven in eastern Ohio for the weekend and you were fans of Steven Gold back when he was the star quarterback at Youngstown State…to you, these ignorant, backwash Pennsylvanians booing the Extreme Impact Players have no clue of the greatness of “Stunning” Steven Gold.
But hey, you’re here to have a great time with your buddies…gambling, booze, women and watching your hero, the People’s Hero, “Stunning” Steven Gold as he takes the WBSW title off Gunnar Hughes Saturday night. So even before these guys got here, you were buying all the Extreme Impact stuff…the hat, the shirt, the beer mug, action figures, foam finger, trading cards, and yeah, even the 8-by-10 full color glossy pictures of the Extreme Impact Players beating the hell out of Gunnar Hughes because, after all, those photos are ready for autographs and suitable for framing.
You also got lucky…not only did you snare a t-shirt straight from the Stunner, but you caught a hat flipped your way by the BadAss, and right now, you are so excited to see these guys you can feel the inside of your kneecaps sweating. You holler out the magic words... “YOUNGSTOWN STATE NO. 1, WOOOOOOOOO.” The second the words leave your mouth, Gold spins around and shakes your hand, recognizing you as the highly-intelligent YSU fan that you are.
You the Fan: “Mr. Gold, this is such an honor to meet you. I loved watching you at Youngstown, and I was thrilled when I heard you were coming here.”
Gold: “Thanks partner…are you a YSU grad, and what’s your name?”
You the Fan: “Brad Miller. Yeah, I graduated in 2001, and now I own and operate a small chain of sporting goods stores across Ohio and Michigan.”
Gold: “Fantastic…well, it’s nice to see a friendly face in this hell hole. Sorry you had to come to Pennsylvania for this, but thanks for being here. Hey, you and your boys…stick around after the show, we’ll all go find someplace to have a couple of drinks and some fun, okay?”
Brad Miller: “Yeah, sure…wow, that’s fantastic.”
Gold: “Great…excuse me, I’ve gotta do something here to get this crowd really rocking. Talk to you later.”
Gold heads to the stage at the head of the room, and after a brief introduction from event host Barry Lincoln (and of course, mostly booing, with a few cheers…after all, some people just love to love the anti-hero), Gold steps onto the stage, and is this a good-looking dude or what? A black suit with a blood-red tie, gold and diamonds on his fingers and his wristwatch, looking so damn sharp he cut slice Gunnar Hughes’ throat as we speak…he takes the microphone from Lincoln and settles onto a bar-style stool to address the crowd.
Gold: “Well greetings to the fans of the WBSW from all of us at Extreme Impact Worldwide, and a very Merry Christmas. If you folks still feel the need to boo me after my friends and I came in giving away gifts, that’s fine…I have found a couple of intelligent guys here tonight from Ohio, so at least this crowd has a little class to it.”
Oh yeah, you guessed it…that just made the booing worse for Gold, but he doesn’t seem too bothered by it.
Gold: “No, I kid you folks. My actual mission coming here tonight is to entertain you, and since this is the holiday season, what better way to get you in the holiday spirit than to sing you Christmas carols. Let me start with this one, special little number that I dedicate to my next victim, Gunny Hughes…
(To the tune “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”)
“Have your-self a bloody little Christmas…as I whoop your ass…
“When I put to boot to your face…you’ll smash like a glass…
“Yes, have your-self a beat down at Christmas…it will be cruel…
“But it has to happen ‘cause Gunny is a toooooooool….
“Here we are at Mohegan Sun…fun for everyone…tonight…
“But Gunny is gonna get a beating now…gotta tell you how…what a fright….
“Through the years, Gunny will have to remember…that I took the strap…
“But it was easy ‘cause Gunny don’t fight worth a craaaaaaaap…
“So shine that belt ‘cause I’m coming for you Gun…neeeeee….now….”
The response from the crowd is a little surprising…boos, sure, but a smattering of applause and laughter to go with it. Gold hears the reaction and figures to go for another one….
(To the tune of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”)
“I’ll be smacking Gunner…you can count on me…
“Truth be told…I’ll knock him cold…and put a new belt under my tree..eeeeee.
“Saturday night will find me…kicking Gunny’s ass…
“Sure, Gunny still could beat me…but only in his dreams…..”
Well, about the same response, but the Stunner, the People’s Hero, seems to be enjoying himself, so…
Gold: “How about it folks, one more carol before the Northwest Express and I come into the crowd to sign some autographs.” Primarily the reaction is boos, but there are a few people asking for more, so…
(To the tune “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”)
“Gunner riding in an ambulance…blood pouring out of his ears…
“A broken leg…a split skull…and now he’s realizing all his fears…
“Steven Gold is the new champion…this he cannot deny…
“And Gunner will never see this belt again…no matter how hard he tries…
“He knows the Stunner has whoop him bad…the finest beating that Gunny’s ever had…
“And every one of you who was cheering him…you know that you all are complete fools…
“And so I’m offering these simple words…get off the Gunny train while you still can…
“Because Saturday night, that train will derail…and Merry Christmas to meeeeeee…
Gold: “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR…ENJOY THE SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT…It’s gonna be a killer!”