Post by Vice Squad on Jan 5, 2013 20:37:11 GMT -5
Friday 4th January, 1.12pm
Roadside Diner
Somewhere outside Pennsylvania
After spending the night and most of the morning with Holly and Lucy, the two lovely ladies Lance and Hank met on New Years Eve, The Squad have invited to the two ladies to come to WBSW and watch the match this weekend. We find The Vice Squad at the Roadside Diner, about 20 minutes from the Pennsylvanian border, having stopped for a bite to eat. It’s a typical highway diner, filled with the smell of grease and fried food and the hustle and bustle of truckers and people on trips.
The Vice Squad and Holly and Lucy are shooting the breeze, chatting about the new year party and having a laugh when suddenly the diner door bursts open followed by a lot of shouting and screaming. Lance and Hank turn around to see two men in barraclavas wielding a shotgun and hand gun. One of them stays by the door to stop people running out while the other gun man walks towards the counter. A lot of the diners are screaming and duck for cover under the tables.
Gunman 1: Alright, no body move!! This is gonna be quick and easy, we just want the money..
Diner Owner: Ok, look man, we don’t want any trouble..
Gunman 1: Shut up fool.
He throws a sack at the owner.
Gunman 1: Fill that up, we want it all! No funny business.
Diner Owner: Ok, ok…
Gunman 1: No cell phones, I wanna see hands on the table people… NOW!
The diner customers nervously put their hands out on to the tables or up in the air. The gun man starts pacing about while the owner fills the sack up from the till. He offers the sack back to the gun man.
Gunman 1: You think I’m stupid?! I said no funny business.. We know you got a safe in the back.. I said fill it!
The owner retreats into the back. The second gun man walks over from the door to watch over the owner while he empties the safe. As the gun man is pacing about he spots Lance and Hank, coolly sat at the counter, finishing their food.
Gunman 1: Yo dude, what you doing!? I said I wanna see hands up..
Lance and Hank continue to eat their food while Holly and Lucy look on in a sort of amazed disbelief. The gunman shouts to his partner,
Gunman 1: Yo dude, over here, we got a couple trouble makers..
The second gunman leaves his post at the office door and walks over to the counter, he points his shot gun at the back of Hanks head.
Gunman 2: Hey! Did you hear what we said!?
Hank: I’m finishing my meal..
Gunman 2: Stupid asshole. Put the fucking burger down and get down on the ground!
The first gunman comes up behind Lance and slaps his burger out of his hand and then points his gun at Lance.
Lance: I wasn’t finished with that..
Gunman 1: You are now bitch!
Lance: Ok, that’s the second mistake you two idiots have made.
The gun men cock the triggers on their guns.
Lance: Third mistake.
As quick as flash Lance and Hank both elbow the gun man stood behind them and lifts the gun men’s arms up to face the gun to the ceiling. One of the guns go off and Holly screams. Lance and Hank punch the men in the stomach and they double over and follow it up with a hard punch to the face. They take the guns off them as they fall to the floor and point them at them.
Lance: Looks like.. you're the ones who are finished now.
Hank: How you like that cold, hard justice boys..?
The customers in the diner start to cheer and clap as they come up from under the tables and start to crowd round.
Lucy: That was amazing.
Holly: That was hot.
The diner owner comes out from the back.
Diner Owner: Oh my god. Thanks guys.. I can’t believe it, I wouldn’t be covered on my insurance, you saved my business.. oh my god.. Thanks so much..
Lance: Don’t worry about it..
Hank: It’s all in the line of duty..
Diner Owner: You guys can eat for free whenever you like
Lance and Hank high five each other before the Vice Squad logo spins on to the screen with the Vice Squad jingle. As the logo spins back out, the scene changes to about 10 minutes later. There are several cop cars outside the diner as the two gun men are being led out of the diner, handcuffed. After having a quick word with the local police chief Lance and Hank are walking back to their Ferrari Spyder with Holly and Lucy arm in arm.
Holly: That was awesome guys..
Lance: Just a normal day for the Vice Squad..
Lucy: You guys are so brave, how do you do it?
Lance: The power of the 3 C’s – Courage, Confidence and Cornflakes.
Hank: Hey if you thought that was awesome then you’re gonna love watching the match tomorrow, we’ll get you ringside seats.
Holly: Awesome.
Lance: You looking forward to the match then buddy?
Hank: Yeah. It’s gonna be awesome. The squads first singles match in WBSW, I’m gonna rock the funk out of that crowd just like we rocked the funk out of that hold up.
Lance: Haven’t heard much from Flores..
Hank: No.. which is a shame, he showed a level of promise winning the ladder match at Holiday Fear and then he goes all radio silent.. Hard to get a read on where he’s at.. maybe his head’s not fully in it. Which isn’t my problem.. It just makes it all the more easy for me to put him down for the count cleanly and quickly like those muddy funksters back there. It’s rather unfortunate for him really ‘cos Flores is now gonna be the unfair participant in one funky beating at the hands of yours truly… This will be the first Vice Squad victory of 2013 and soon the tag titles will be around our waists too when we beat The V-List for them.
Lance: And I’ll be there at ringside to support you. We haven’t seen much of the Black Circle Boys since we beat them at Holiday Fear so I doubt we’ll have to contend with them. They don’t even seem that bothered about their UWL Tag Title match…
Hank: I guess they couldn’t take that we beat them in their own kind of match… That’s what happens when you doubt the Squad though.. Everyone falls to a little cold, hard justice. They didn’t even deserve that UWL Tag Title shot but you know, in a way I hope they win ‘cos then we can face them for the UWL tag titles and get some revenge for Jimmy at the same time..
Lance: Funk yeah my friend, funk yeah… We’re more than just a tag team, we’re champions!
The scene fades out as the 4 of them climb into the Spyder and drive out of the Diner yard and down the highway towards Wilkes Barre.
Roadside Diner
Somewhere outside Pennsylvania
After spending the night and most of the morning with Holly and Lucy, the two lovely ladies Lance and Hank met on New Years Eve, The Squad have invited to the two ladies to come to WBSW and watch the match this weekend. We find The Vice Squad at the Roadside Diner, about 20 minutes from the Pennsylvanian border, having stopped for a bite to eat. It’s a typical highway diner, filled with the smell of grease and fried food and the hustle and bustle of truckers and people on trips.
The Vice Squad and Holly and Lucy are shooting the breeze, chatting about the new year party and having a laugh when suddenly the diner door bursts open followed by a lot of shouting and screaming. Lance and Hank turn around to see two men in barraclavas wielding a shotgun and hand gun. One of them stays by the door to stop people running out while the other gun man walks towards the counter. A lot of the diners are screaming and duck for cover under the tables.
Gunman 1: Alright, no body move!! This is gonna be quick and easy, we just want the money..
Diner Owner: Ok, look man, we don’t want any trouble..
Gunman 1: Shut up fool.
He throws a sack at the owner.
Gunman 1: Fill that up, we want it all! No funny business.
Diner Owner: Ok, ok…
Gunman 1: No cell phones, I wanna see hands on the table people… NOW!
The diner customers nervously put their hands out on to the tables or up in the air. The gun man starts pacing about while the owner fills the sack up from the till. He offers the sack back to the gun man.
Gunman 1: You think I’m stupid?! I said no funny business.. We know you got a safe in the back.. I said fill it!
The owner retreats into the back. The second gun man walks over from the door to watch over the owner while he empties the safe. As the gun man is pacing about he spots Lance and Hank, coolly sat at the counter, finishing their food.
Gunman 1: Yo dude, what you doing!? I said I wanna see hands up..
Lance and Hank continue to eat their food while Holly and Lucy look on in a sort of amazed disbelief. The gunman shouts to his partner,
Gunman 1: Yo dude, over here, we got a couple trouble makers..
The second gunman leaves his post at the office door and walks over to the counter, he points his shot gun at the back of Hanks head.
Gunman 2: Hey! Did you hear what we said!?
Hank: I’m finishing my meal..
Gunman 2: Stupid asshole. Put the fucking burger down and get down on the ground!
The first gunman comes up behind Lance and slaps his burger out of his hand and then points his gun at Lance.
Lance: I wasn’t finished with that..
Gunman 1: You are now bitch!
Lance: Ok, that’s the second mistake you two idiots have made.
The gun men cock the triggers on their guns.
Lance: Third mistake.
As quick as flash Lance and Hank both elbow the gun man stood behind them and lifts the gun men’s arms up to face the gun to the ceiling. One of the guns go off and Holly screams. Lance and Hank punch the men in the stomach and they double over and follow it up with a hard punch to the face. They take the guns off them as they fall to the floor and point them at them.
Lance: Looks like.. you're the ones who are finished now.
Hank: How you like that cold, hard justice boys..?
The customers in the diner start to cheer and clap as they come up from under the tables and start to crowd round.
Lucy: That was amazing.
Holly: That was hot.
The diner owner comes out from the back.
Diner Owner: Oh my god. Thanks guys.. I can’t believe it, I wouldn’t be covered on my insurance, you saved my business.. oh my god.. Thanks so much..
Lance: Don’t worry about it..
Hank: It’s all in the line of duty..
Diner Owner: You guys can eat for free whenever you like
Lance and Hank high five each other before the Vice Squad logo spins on to the screen with the Vice Squad jingle. As the logo spins back out, the scene changes to about 10 minutes later. There are several cop cars outside the diner as the two gun men are being led out of the diner, handcuffed. After having a quick word with the local police chief Lance and Hank are walking back to their Ferrari Spyder with Holly and Lucy arm in arm.
Holly: That was awesome guys..
Lance: Just a normal day for the Vice Squad..
Lucy: You guys are so brave, how do you do it?
Lance: The power of the 3 C’s – Courage, Confidence and Cornflakes.
Hank: Hey if you thought that was awesome then you’re gonna love watching the match tomorrow, we’ll get you ringside seats.
Holly: Awesome.
Lance: You looking forward to the match then buddy?
Hank: Yeah. It’s gonna be awesome. The squads first singles match in WBSW, I’m gonna rock the funk out of that crowd just like we rocked the funk out of that hold up.
Lance: Haven’t heard much from Flores..
Hank: No.. which is a shame, he showed a level of promise winning the ladder match at Holiday Fear and then he goes all radio silent.. Hard to get a read on where he’s at.. maybe his head’s not fully in it. Which isn’t my problem.. It just makes it all the more easy for me to put him down for the count cleanly and quickly like those muddy funksters back there. It’s rather unfortunate for him really ‘cos Flores is now gonna be the unfair participant in one funky beating at the hands of yours truly… This will be the first Vice Squad victory of 2013 and soon the tag titles will be around our waists too when we beat The V-List for them.
Lance: And I’ll be there at ringside to support you. We haven’t seen much of the Black Circle Boys since we beat them at Holiday Fear so I doubt we’ll have to contend with them. They don’t even seem that bothered about their UWL Tag Title match…
Hank: I guess they couldn’t take that we beat them in their own kind of match… That’s what happens when you doubt the Squad though.. Everyone falls to a little cold, hard justice. They didn’t even deserve that UWL Tag Title shot but you know, in a way I hope they win ‘cos then we can face them for the UWL tag titles and get some revenge for Jimmy at the same time..
Lance: Funk yeah my friend, funk yeah… We’re more than just a tag team, we’re champions!
The scene fades out as the 4 of them climb into the Spyder and drive out of the Diner yard and down the highway towards Wilkes Barre.