Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2013 2:42:58 GMT -5
Camera turns on. We're in some kind of small room. Light is on and there's a black chair in front of the camera. Suddenly, there's some noise from behind the cam...
??: yes!!! YES!!! YES!!! YEEEEEEES!!!
Sebastian Jankowski jumps from behind of camera showing off and jumping from joy.
SJ: Yeeeees!!!! I did it!!! It doesn't matter who it was,a champ or jabroni. It doesn't matter how I did it, cruising, rollin', flying or slapping... The only thing that matters is the fact that FFFFFINALLY I'VE WON A MATCH IN NWA!!! Let's celebrate!!!...Wait...I'm hungry. I'll get something to eat and I'm back...
Fifteen minutes later Sebastian returns with a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. He site down and starts to eat in front of a camera. Then suddenly Rage Against The Machine's Bulls on Parade starts to play...from Sebastian's pocket. He puts the bowl somewhere behind the camera, and picks up his phone.
S: You've got great timing...I was just eating...
The other person speaks too silent to be heard
??:...
S: Thanks. That was a relief for me
??:...
S: Yeah, I know, I asked Mr. Morgan about that myself.
??:...
S: ...yeah, I heard that loudmouth jabroni...sorry man, but I've got a camera that's on. I'll tell him everything from my hearth.
??:...
S: Thanks man. Bye.
Sebastian puts down the phone in his pocket. He looks at the watch, and then back at the camera.
OK. Celebration time is up. It's time for businesses. I know who's my opponent, and I heard that he's talking trash about my past. Blazer wearing Scotty, you think you're too hotty...hahahaha...You shouldn't dig in my past. Yes, I agree that I originally wanted to play soccer, but I WAS...and that's behind me. Now I'm breathing and living with wrestling, and I'm helping my dreams come true here. I AM BREATHING AND EATING WITH WRESTLING!!! You're digging my past so much that You probably forgot that we have 2013 and I assure you that here in NWA I showed just a small piece of myself. And you think you know me...I don't have to know you to put my size 13 boot to your sorry candy ass and send you straight to the rings of Saturn!!! I'll do everything AND I MEAN EVERYTHING that's legal to win. One more thing Not-too-hot Scott: don't blink...cause You won't see me.
Sebastian goes behind the camera and turns it off.
??: yes!!! YES!!! YES!!! YEEEEEEES!!!
Sebastian Jankowski jumps from behind of camera showing off and jumping from joy.
SJ: Yeeeees!!!! I did it!!! It doesn't matter who it was,a champ or jabroni. It doesn't matter how I did it, cruising, rollin', flying or slapping... The only thing that matters is the fact that FFFFFINALLY I'VE WON A MATCH IN NWA!!! Let's celebrate!!!...Wait...I'm hungry. I'll get something to eat and I'm back...
Fifteen minutes later Sebastian returns with a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. He site down and starts to eat in front of a camera. Then suddenly Rage Against The Machine's Bulls on Parade starts to play...from Sebastian's pocket. He puts the bowl somewhere behind the camera, and picks up his phone.
S: You've got great timing...I was just eating...
The other person speaks too silent to be heard
??:...
S: Thanks. That was a relief for me
??:...
S: Yeah, I know, I asked Mr. Morgan about that myself.
??:...
S: ...yeah, I heard that loudmouth jabroni...sorry man, but I've got a camera that's on. I'll tell him everything from my hearth.
??:...
S: Thanks man. Bye.
Sebastian puts down the phone in his pocket. He looks at the watch, and then back at the camera.
OK. Celebration time is up. It's time for businesses. I know who's my opponent, and I heard that he's talking trash about my past. Blazer wearing Scotty, you think you're too hotty...hahahaha...You shouldn't dig in my past. Yes, I agree that I originally wanted to play soccer, but I WAS...and that's behind me. Now I'm breathing and living with wrestling, and I'm helping my dreams come true here. I AM BREATHING AND EATING WITH WRESTLING!!! You're digging my past so much that You probably forgot that we have 2013 and I assure you that here in NWA I showed just a small piece of myself. And you think you know me...I don't have to know you to put my size 13 boot to your sorry candy ass and send you straight to the rings of Saturn!!! I'll do everything AND I MEAN EVERYTHING that's legal to win. One more thing Not-too-hot Scott: don't blink...cause You won't see me.
Sebastian goes behind the camera and turns it off.