Post by the Giants on Sept 4, 2012 5:47:53 GMT -5
The voice of the mysterious camerawoman from Mia's last entry 'Walk in the Park' greets Mia confusedly and panicky.
Camerawoman:
"Oh-my-fucking-god, Mia! Where the hell have you been?! .. Oh god, you're bleeding! You're fucking bleeding!"
Originally seated on the couch watching some rerun episode of 'Pawn Stars', the camerawoman jumps over aforementioned couch and catches Mia just as she collapsed forward from her post, where she leaned on the opened front door by the doorknob.
Mia Poe:
"Get me some beer, Pilar."
Pilar (Camerawoman):
"Don't try to be a wannabe badass, Mia!"
Mia Poe:
"It'd be for my wounds, you cunt!"
Pilar:
"Oh right. Okay, here, you just lay on the couch and.."
Heading toward the fridge to gather some beer, and soon after take a trip into the restroom to collect cotton balls and bandages, Mia lays on her back with her head turned toward the television.
Mia Poe:
"Hey, did you record this?"
From some ways, Pilar shouts,
Pilar:
"What?"
Coming out of the bathroom with an armful of items,
Pilar:
"What?"
Mia Poe:
"I said hurry up, cunt."
Pilar:
"Don't be a bitch."
Sitting atop a wooden table separating the couch and the big screen television, Pilar puts the items neatly aside her and begins to tend to Mia's wounds.
Pilar:
"How did you get these?"
Clicking the mute button on the remote, Mia tosses it toward the other end of the couch; hitting her foot in the process.
Mia Poe:
"That fucking drag queen abducted me somehow."
Confused greatly by this, Pilar accidentally pours too much alcohol onto her bleeding stomach.
Mia Poe:
"FUCK!"
Pilar:
"Sorry! Sorry!"
Grabbing a fistful of cottons, Pilar gently rubs them one by one against Poe's stomach.
Pilar:
"What do you mean by drag queen?"
Mia Poe:
"That Insertigo guy."
Pilar:
"Invertigo?"
Mia Poe:
"yeah.. he got me somehow. I remember winning my match, but next, I woke up in a cellar with other people."
Pilar:
"Other people?!"
Mia Poe:
"Yes, me and two guys and a boy. Ralph said-"
Pilar:
"Who's Ralph?"
Mia Poe:
"One of the guys."
Pilar:
"Okay, go on."
Mia Poe:
"Ralph said that Invertigo kept bringing people down to the cellar. Nobody knew why exactly, but today he brought down a girl. She must've been a hard abduction, and what a help she was. She kicked Invertigo in the balls, then he got within reach for me to superkick him."
Pilar:
" "
Mia Poe:
"Yeah, so this girl freed us all, but since none of them knew how to fight, I had to deal with Invertigo's goons. Anyway, short version is in the midst of a major handicap brawl, I was stabbed."
Pilar:
"Did you kill anyone?!"
Mia Poe:
"Pfft, fuck no. I just knocked them out like batman does."
Pilar kisses Mia.
Mia Poe:
"Yeah, yeah."
Now bandaging Mia's stomach, Pilar asks,
Pilar:
"So, are you going to WBSW ?"
Mia Poe:
"Of course. I still have people to beat up, and I need to restore my reputation. Gawd, I better get on twitter and no-sell that disappearance. Got any ideas on how?"
Smirking,
Pilar:
"Just say you had a match in CCW."
Sighing,
Mia Poe:
"Does kicking people in the face all the time make me a bad person?"
Camerawoman:
"Oh-my-fucking-god, Mia! Where the hell have you been?! .. Oh god, you're bleeding! You're fucking bleeding!"
Originally seated on the couch watching some rerun episode of 'Pawn Stars', the camerawoman jumps over aforementioned couch and catches Mia just as she collapsed forward from her post, where she leaned on the opened front door by the doorknob.
Mia Poe:
"Get me some beer, Pilar."
Pilar (Camerawoman):
"Don't try to be a wannabe badass, Mia!"
Mia Poe:
"It'd be for my wounds, you cunt!"
Pilar:
"Oh right. Okay, here, you just lay on the couch and.."
Heading toward the fridge to gather some beer, and soon after take a trip into the restroom to collect cotton balls and bandages, Mia lays on her back with her head turned toward the television.
Mia Poe:
"Hey, did you record this?"
From some ways, Pilar shouts,
Pilar:
"What?"
Coming out of the bathroom with an armful of items,
Pilar:
"What?"
Mia Poe:
"I said hurry up, cunt."
Pilar:
"Don't be a bitch."
Sitting atop a wooden table separating the couch and the big screen television, Pilar puts the items neatly aside her and begins to tend to Mia's wounds.
Pilar:
"How did you get these?"
Clicking the mute button on the remote, Mia tosses it toward the other end of the couch; hitting her foot in the process.
Mia Poe:
"That fucking drag queen abducted me somehow."
Confused greatly by this, Pilar accidentally pours too much alcohol onto her bleeding stomach.
Mia Poe:
"FUCK!"
Pilar:
"Sorry! Sorry!"
Grabbing a fistful of cottons, Pilar gently rubs them one by one against Poe's stomach.
Pilar:
"What do you mean by drag queen?"
Mia Poe:
"That Insertigo guy."
Pilar:
"Invertigo?"
Mia Poe:
"yeah.. he got me somehow. I remember winning my match, but next, I woke up in a cellar with other people."
Pilar:
"Other people?!"
Mia Poe:
"Yes, me and two guys and a boy. Ralph said-"
Pilar:
"Who's Ralph?"
Mia Poe:
"One of the guys."
Pilar:
"Okay, go on."
Mia Poe:
"Ralph said that Invertigo kept bringing people down to the cellar. Nobody knew why exactly, but today he brought down a girl. She must've been a hard abduction, and what a help she was. She kicked Invertigo in the balls, then he got within reach for me to superkick him."
Pilar:
" "
Mia Poe:
"Yeah, so this girl freed us all, but since none of them knew how to fight, I had to deal with Invertigo's goons. Anyway, short version is in the midst of a major handicap brawl, I was stabbed."
Pilar:
"Did you kill anyone?!"
Mia Poe:
"Pfft, fuck no. I just knocked them out like batman does."
Pilar kisses Mia.
Mia Poe:
"Yeah, yeah."
Now bandaging Mia's stomach, Pilar asks,
Pilar:
"So, are you going to WBSW ?"
Mia Poe:
"Of course. I still have people to beat up, and I need to restore my reputation. Gawd, I better get on twitter and no-sell that disappearance. Got any ideas on how?"
Smirking,
Pilar:
"Just say you had a match in CCW."
Sighing,
Mia Poe:
"Does kicking people in the face all the time make me a bad person?"