Post by pete on Sept 17, 2012 17:01:46 GMT -5
Today is gearing up to be a shit day.
It's barely noon yet, and already I've had like three people cuss at me, one guy try to scam me, and a homeless guy come in and stink up the joint and drive everybody off. And guess who had to escort him out? Good old Wally, of course!
Oh well, at least Tammy looks great, as usual. I don't know *what* I would you without her by my side, to get me through the shit days at this shit job. She's amazing. She's beautiful, and smart, and funny...sometimes, I kinda just zone off just looking at her. She's the only girl I've ever known who still looks beautiful in this stupid uniform. Seriously, you should see her! I bet you'd be as much in love with her as I am. No chance, though. She's mine. And I'm hers. One hundred percent. We're solid. Rock solid. We're so solid, we even have pet names for each other. I call her my little Goldilocks[/b], and she calls me...[/i]
"Eugh! Watch where you're going, you dork!"[/b]
"S-sorry, Tammy...!"
That was justified. Completely justified. I mean, I have no business standing in her way when she's trying to get through to the fryer, right? She's not *usually* like this, though. Or, well, she kinda *is*, but, you know...not really. It's just that she has to keep up appearances. I totally understand. I mean, a cute little blondie like her can't really be seen with...someone like me, can she? That's the only reason why she's dating Connor. She doesn't *really* love him! I mean, who could *really* love a jerk like that? No, she's just dating him to look good; her heart belongs to me. And one of these days, we're both gonna leave this dead-end job, and get married, and...
"WALLY! Is the floor mopped yet? It doesn't look mopped!"[/b]
That's Adam[/b]. He's a jerk. I don't know who died and made him boss. *I* should be boss. I'm older than him, *and* I've been here longer. Just because he has some stupid diploma from some stupid school, doesn't make him the boss of me. One day, when I get rich and famous, Adam[/b]'s gonna be the second on my hit list. Right behind Connor[/b]. I already know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna...[/i]
"Hey yo, Grimace! Can I get some service over here?"[/b]
*Great*. Just what I needed to make this day even better. Doesn't the idiot have eyes on his face?
"I'm on mop duty, Connor. Why don't you get *her* to serve you?"[/b]
I point at Tammy, but he won't quit.
"Because, Wide Load, I'm asking *you*! Are you gonna deny me service? That's not very professional, is it?"[/b]
Dammit, I hate this fucking jackass! If I had my way, I'd punch him in that smug little face of his *right now*, and just run off with Tammy[/b]. But I can't. I would get fired. And if I got fired, Mum would be *really* mad. She might not even let me go to AnimeUSA. And I really can't afford to miss *that*! Reaper123[/b] and MrOtaku[/b] and all the others will be there! Even MissYukiX[/b] said she'd come, and I'm not gonna be the one to not be there when they find out if she's really a girl or not (I've got ten bucks that say she is; all the more reason not to miss it!)
Look, long story short, I can't lose this job. If I could, I would *totally* punch Connor[/b] in the nose and then spit on his food. But I can't. So I have to grin and bear it. Someday, though, things will be different. Someday, he'll be the one looking up to *me*. And then we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Yeah, man. Someday.
Someday.[/i]
It's barely noon yet, and already I've had like three people cuss at me, one guy try to scam me, and a homeless guy come in and stink up the joint and drive everybody off. And guess who had to escort him out? Good old Wally, of course!
Oh well, at least Tammy looks great, as usual. I don't know *what* I would you without her by my side, to get me through the shit days at this shit job. She's amazing. She's beautiful, and smart, and funny...sometimes, I kinda just zone off just looking at her. She's the only girl I've ever known who still looks beautiful in this stupid uniform. Seriously, you should see her! I bet you'd be as much in love with her as I am. No chance, though. She's mine. And I'm hers. One hundred percent. We're solid. Rock solid. We're so solid, we even have pet names for each other. I call her my little Goldilocks[/b], and she calls me...[/i]
"Eugh! Watch where you're going, you dork!"[/b]
"S-sorry, Tammy...!"
That was justified. Completely justified. I mean, I have no business standing in her way when she's trying to get through to the fryer, right? She's not *usually* like this, though. Or, well, she kinda *is*, but, you know...not really. It's just that she has to keep up appearances. I totally understand. I mean, a cute little blondie like her can't really be seen with...someone like me, can she? That's the only reason why she's dating Connor. She doesn't *really* love him! I mean, who could *really* love a jerk like that? No, she's just dating him to look good; her heart belongs to me. And one of these days, we're both gonna leave this dead-end job, and get married, and...
"WALLY! Is the floor mopped yet? It doesn't look mopped!"[/b]
That's Adam[/b]. He's a jerk. I don't know who died and made him boss. *I* should be boss. I'm older than him, *and* I've been here longer. Just because he has some stupid diploma from some stupid school, doesn't make him the boss of me. One day, when I get rich and famous, Adam[/b]'s gonna be the second on my hit list. Right behind Connor[/b]. I already know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna...[/i]
"Hey yo, Grimace! Can I get some service over here?"[/b]
*Great*. Just what I needed to make this day even better. Doesn't the idiot have eyes on his face?
"I'm on mop duty, Connor. Why don't you get *her* to serve you?"[/b]
I point at Tammy, but he won't quit.
"Because, Wide Load, I'm asking *you*! Are you gonna deny me service? That's not very professional, is it?"[/b]
Dammit, I hate this fucking jackass! If I had my way, I'd punch him in that smug little face of his *right now*, and just run off with Tammy[/b]. But I can't. I would get fired. And if I got fired, Mum would be *really* mad. She might not even let me go to AnimeUSA. And I really can't afford to miss *that*! Reaper123[/b] and MrOtaku[/b] and all the others will be there! Even MissYukiX[/b] said she'd come, and I'm not gonna be the one to not be there when they find out if she's really a girl or not (I've got ten bucks that say she is; all the more reason not to miss it!)
Look, long story short, I can't lose this job. If I could, I would *totally* punch Connor[/b] in the nose and then spit on his food. But I can't. So I have to grin and bear it. Someday, though, things will be different. Someday, he'll be the one looking up to *me*. And then we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Yeah, man. Someday.
Someday.[/i]