Post by pete on Oct 6, 2012 16:02:57 GMT -5
I'm gonna show them all.
You ever heard that expression, "it's the quiet ones you should worry about"? Well, Connor and Adam[/b] and them should start worrying about this quiet one. Call me a dork, why don't ya? Call me a loser, why don't ya? They'll see! They'll all see!
And it's not just them, either - the fuckin' Internet is making fun of me now, too. Except they don't know it's me. It was Owl Man they made fun of. "Bad work rate brought to a new low". "Disgraceful display of non-wrestling". "A living demonstration of how NOT to wrestle". Well, fuck them, too! They messed with the wrong guy. All of them. Shit's about to get serious!
I've got everything I need right here. The materials, the design, and most of all, my skills. They should have known better than to mess with me! I was Sailor Moon for AnimeCon last year! And I almost won a prize on the Wizard costume contest - I got a blurb and everything! Sure it was a jokey blurb, but everything is jokey with them. And hey - I bet Connor and the rest of them were never in a magazine. Up yours, jockstrap!
But they'll see. Once I put the final touches on this bad boy, nobody will dare make fun of me - either in or outside the ring. Sure, that suit I wore last time was goofy - I just winged it with an old Mardi Gras mask and some old curtains. But this one? This one has design. This one looks flat-out cool. I bet I'm gonna be shaking the girls from off of me. But I'll tell 'em all it's Tammy I want. With a bit of luck, it will intimidate that Fat Fuck[/b] too. I saw how scared he was of me last time. Dude was scared shitless. And that was goofy-suited me. Imagine what cool-suited me will do to him!
There we go. My crowning achievement is ready. Now all I've gotta do is try this bad boy on. Spandex, don't fail me now.
...all right, it fits! Like a glove. Good ol' spandex. Never lets you down.
Now to put the mask on....the cape....and....there we go! I look awesome!
Get ready, world....
You ever heard that expression, "it's the quiet ones you should worry about"? Well, Connor and Adam[/b] and them should start worrying about this quiet one. Call me a dork, why don't ya? Call me a loser, why don't ya? They'll see! They'll all see!
And it's not just them, either - the fuckin' Internet is making fun of me now, too. Except they don't know it's me. It was Owl Man they made fun of. "Bad work rate brought to a new low". "Disgraceful display of non-wrestling". "A living demonstration of how NOT to wrestle". Well, fuck them, too! They messed with the wrong guy. All of them. Shit's about to get serious!
I've got everything I need right here. The materials, the design, and most of all, my skills. They should have known better than to mess with me! I was Sailor Moon for AnimeCon last year! And I almost won a prize on the Wizard costume contest - I got a blurb and everything! Sure it was a jokey blurb, but everything is jokey with them. And hey - I bet Connor and the rest of them were never in a magazine. Up yours, jockstrap!
But they'll see. Once I put the final touches on this bad boy, nobody will dare make fun of me - either in or outside the ring. Sure, that suit I wore last time was goofy - I just winged it with an old Mardi Gras mask and some old curtains. But this one? This one has design. This one looks flat-out cool. I bet I'm gonna be shaking the girls from off of me. But I'll tell 'em all it's Tammy I want. With a bit of luck, it will intimidate that Fat Fuck[/b] too. I saw how scared he was of me last time. Dude was scared shitless. And that was goofy-suited me. Imagine what cool-suited me will do to him!
There we go. My crowning achievement is ready. Now all I've gotta do is try this bad boy on. Spandex, don't fail me now.
...all right, it fits! Like a glove. Good ol' spandex. Never lets you down.
Now to put the mask on....the cape....and....there we go! I look awesome!
Get ready, world....