Post by Dave on Oct 12, 2012 4:45:36 GMT -5
"Malcolm Gould here with John Tucker, who demanded this studio interview..."
Gould wasn't happy to do this stuff. Tucker certainly wasn't the nicest guy on the roster. In fact, he was probably the worst guy possible. And he was eating the whole time. He brought big pizza, three burgers, two Snickers bars and Doctor Pepper.
Gould: Eh, mr. Tucker, where will you put all this stuff?
Tucker: In my stomach, obviously!
Gould: Oh, okay... now to the point of this interview. Why did you demand it?
Tucker: Huhhghugh... wow, that was a large piece of pizza... eh, well, it's pretty obvious. I am THE World Overweight Champion (points at the toy belt on his shoulder) and I am not getting the attention I should get. Fighting Owl Man isn't good enough for me and it's a shame that Alex Morgan wasn't able to put me in a match with an opponent of my qualities...
Gould: Until now, don't you think?
Tucker: You mean Collins? The so called champion? I am the only real world champion around here for sure! Look at Collins! He's totally flat! Does he even have a belly? Even an pund of fat? No, so he's not good enough for me.
Gould: Eh, Sorry if I'm offensive, sir, but... I think no one is as... eh, massive as you.
Tucker: That is exactly the point...
Tucker stood up from his chair, splashed the last piece of pizza with few sips of Dr. Pepper and finished his speach...
Tucker: The point is NO ONE from WBSW is in my league. No. One. Man. And I'm FINALLY gonna prove that by burying that bag of wank you call your champion under my divine belly. Collins, prepare to be FATFUCK'D! And as for you, Gould... this interview is over... and gain some weight, for fuck's sake!
Gould wasn't happy to do this stuff. Tucker certainly wasn't the nicest guy on the roster. In fact, he was probably the worst guy possible. And he was eating the whole time. He brought big pizza, three burgers, two Snickers bars and Doctor Pepper.
Gould: Eh, mr. Tucker, where will you put all this stuff?
Tucker: In my stomach, obviously!
Gould: Oh, okay... now to the point of this interview. Why did you demand it?
Tucker: Huhhghugh... wow, that was a large piece of pizza... eh, well, it's pretty obvious. I am THE World Overweight Champion (points at the toy belt on his shoulder) and I am not getting the attention I should get. Fighting Owl Man isn't good enough for me and it's a shame that Alex Morgan wasn't able to put me in a match with an opponent of my qualities...
Gould: Until now, don't you think?
Tucker: You mean Collins? The so called champion? I am the only real world champion around here for sure! Look at Collins! He's totally flat! Does he even have a belly? Even an pund of fat? No, so he's not good enough for me.
Gould: Eh, Sorry if I'm offensive, sir, but... I think no one is as... eh, massive as you.
Tucker: That is exactly the point...
Tucker stood up from his chair, splashed the last piece of pizza with few sips of Dr. Pepper and finished his speach...
Tucker: The point is NO ONE from WBSW is in my league. No. One. Man. And I'm FINALLY gonna prove that by burying that bag of wank you call your champion under my divine belly. Collins, prepare to be FATFUCK'D! And as for you, Gould... this interview is over... and gain some weight, for fuck's sake!