Post by bohannon on Apr 10, 2016 18:13:16 GMT -5
[Bohannon is sitting at his computer. His head is laying in his hand as he reads. The camera zooms over his shoulder to read the screen.]
Straightshooter.com
NAW LEGACY TITLE ON THE LINE
-by Mike Siard
The NAW Legacy Title is on the line in a Prison Yard Match. 5 Top contenders will challenge champion Alice Harris in an anything goes streetfight. In this environment, former Legacy Champion Corey Bull has to be the favorite. His size, skill and propensity for violence are unmatched in this sport. Plus, this match was his suggestion. Noah Hanson has shown tremendous skill and patience since arriving in the NAW. All he has done is win. He can't be discounted, even in an environment that is not ideal for him. Rocky Hollywood has a tremendous track record, and countless achievements outside of the NAW, but since arriving here, Rocky Hollywood has repeatedly fallen short. I think that will continue to be the case at Spring Breakdown. Newcomer James Edwards might be the wild card in this match. While he may be the future of this company, is it possible that his time is now? Bohannon will compete in this match, but has been on a two month losing streak, and doesn't show any signs of snapping out of it. He will be lucky to escape this match without serious injury. That leaves the champion, Alice Harris. The odds are against her, but that's nothing new. Since her arrival here, Alice Harris has overcome the odds time and time again. She became the Legacy Champion by defeating Corey Bull inside a steel cage. She has turned away every challenge to her title. That said, Alice White has been peppering Alice Harris with one difficult match after another. I think the odds are not good that she retains her title in this environment. One on one, in a wrestling match, it would be hard to bet against her. But next Monday night, I would do just that.
[Bohannon begins to scroll through the comments below.]
Bohannon looks lost out there.
Rocky Sucks drinking game gets me f'd up everytime.
I hope Erin's tits are in the match. Not her. Just her tits.
Noah Hanson is God
Edwards will shock the world.
Bohannon looks distracted.
La Diva has a penis. And it's bigger than mine.
MSS – the South has risen again!
Corey Bull will reclaim what's rightfully his.
Bohannon hasn't shown any passion for wrestling since the night the MSS formed.
They are all lucky Ansger isn't in this match. He'd kill them. Or eat them...one or the other.
Alice Harris is hot.
Bohannon looks injured.
James Edwards should go to Japan. He'd be awesome there.
What happened to that drunken midget?
Rocky sucks.
At least it not a prison shower match.
I hope Rocky Hollywood and Noah Hanson beat the shit out of each other.
Bohannon hasn't won a match since Alice White screwed him. She's in his head.
Monday will be WAY better than Wrestlemania.
Why isn't John Blade in this match? Oh, that's right.
Bohannon hasn't been the same since he teamed with Alice Harris.
Agents of Chaos? Aren't they from South Park?
Noah Hanson is the best wrestler on the planet.
Alice Harris will find a way to survive.
It's still real to me, damnit.
It's not fair that Blackjack is dead and Junichiro is still alive.
I'd love to see the running of the Bull through Suplex City.
How do the Jason's tell themselves apart when they are in bed together.
Bohannon – Will Job for Food.
Can we just get Noah Hanson vs Alice Harris one on one already?
You guys know how Shelbi got that new...position...right? Her, Alice White and Erin….
Rocky Hollywood, I'd bang your mom right in front of your face, then make you clean up.
New NAW drinking game. Everytime someone retires then comes back, you have to chug your bottle, break the bottle, then try to stab whoever just unretired with the broken bottle.
Bohannon, you suck. Go back to redneck hollar where you belong. Your old man sucked too.
[Bohannon stops scrolling. He reads and re-reads this last comment. Wrestling fans can be tough, but usually they appreciate hard work. Comments like this piss him off. Bohannon has been working hard, but lately it seems like it hasn't been translating into results. He is on the worst losing streak of his career...and everyone in this match knows it. It's like blood in the water. Also weighing heavily on his mind is the fact that one of his MSS brothers is in the match. This new faction has already faced some hard times, as Bohannon has been the kiss of death for both Edwards and Stone in tag matches. They are going to have to talk strategy in the coming week. Bohannon reaches over and begins to tap on the keyboard.]
I-f R-o-c-k-y w-i-n-s-, w-e r-i-o-t.
[Bohannon smiles to himself. He knows the passion of wrestling fans. He knows...because he is one. He loves professional wrestling. He gets to do for a living what he grew up dreaming of. Now that he's up to his neck in the politics of the business, it gets harder and harder to remember why he made the decision to become a professional wrestler. All of this crap with Alice White HAS distracted him. The injuries HAVE taken their toll. But at the end of the day, Bohannon once again finds himself 3 seconds from becoming the Legacy Champion. Once again, he, Corey and Alice approach the crossroads. But this time, Bohannon's role is different. Once the brash, bold challanger, Bohannon has changed over the past few months. The business has aged him. Someone his age should not be feeling so cynical about the future. Bohannon knows his role in this match. It was made clear to him over the past couple of weeks. Funny thing about it, Bohannon is done listening to those voices. Chances like this don't come along everyday. There's no way Bohannon will let this one slip by. Bohannon reaches over to the keyboard again, and types 3 simple words.]
W-e w-i-l-l w-i-n.
Straightshooter.com
NAW LEGACY TITLE ON THE LINE
-by Mike Siard
The NAW Legacy Title is on the line in a Prison Yard Match. 5 Top contenders will challenge champion Alice Harris in an anything goes streetfight. In this environment, former Legacy Champion Corey Bull has to be the favorite. His size, skill and propensity for violence are unmatched in this sport. Plus, this match was his suggestion. Noah Hanson has shown tremendous skill and patience since arriving in the NAW. All he has done is win. He can't be discounted, even in an environment that is not ideal for him. Rocky Hollywood has a tremendous track record, and countless achievements outside of the NAW, but since arriving here, Rocky Hollywood has repeatedly fallen short. I think that will continue to be the case at Spring Breakdown. Newcomer James Edwards might be the wild card in this match. While he may be the future of this company, is it possible that his time is now? Bohannon will compete in this match, but has been on a two month losing streak, and doesn't show any signs of snapping out of it. He will be lucky to escape this match without serious injury. That leaves the champion, Alice Harris. The odds are against her, but that's nothing new. Since her arrival here, Alice Harris has overcome the odds time and time again. She became the Legacy Champion by defeating Corey Bull inside a steel cage. She has turned away every challenge to her title. That said, Alice White has been peppering Alice Harris with one difficult match after another. I think the odds are not good that she retains her title in this environment. One on one, in a wrestling match, it would be hard to bet against her. But next Monday night, I would do just that.
[Bohannon begins to scroll through the comments below.]
Bohannon looks lost out there.
Rocky Sucks drinking game gets me f'd up everytime.
I hope Erin's tits are in the match. Not her. Just her tits.
Noah Hanson is God
Edwards will shock the world.
Bohannon looks distracted.
La Diva has a penis. And it's bigger than mine.
MSS – the South has risen again!
Corey Bull will reclaim what's rightfully his.
Bohannon hasn't shown any passion for wrestling since the night the MSS formed.
They are all lucky Ansger isn't in this match. He'd kill them. Or eat them...one or the other.
Alice Harris is hot.
Bohannon looks injured.
James Edwards should go to Japan. He'd be awesome there.
What happened to that drunken midget?
Rocky sucks.
At least it not a prison shower match.
I hope Rocky Hollywood and Noah Hanson beat the shit out of each other.
Bohannon hasn't won a match since Alice White screwed him. She's in his head.
Monday will be WAY better than Wrestlemania.
Why isn't John Blade in this match? Oh, that's right.
Bohannon hasn't been the same since he teamed with Alice Harris.
Agents of Chaos? Aren't they from South Park?
Noah Hanson is the best wrestler on the planet.
Alice Harris will find a way to survive.
It's still real to me, damnit.
It's not fair that Blackjack is dead and Junichiro is still alive.
I'd love to see the running of the Bull through Suplex City.
How do the Jason's tell themselves apart when they are in bed together.
Bohannon – Will Job for Food.
Can we just get Noah Hanson vs Alice Harris one on one already?
You guys know how Shelbi got that new...position...right? Her, Alice White and Erin….
Rocky Hollywood, I'd bang your mom right in front of your face, then make you clean up.
New NAW drinking game. Everytime someone retires then comes back, you have to chug your bottle, break the bottle, then try to stab whoever just unretired with the broken bottle.
Bohannon, you suck. Go back to redneck hollar where you belong. Your old man sucked too.
[Bohannon stops scrolling. He reads and re-reads this last comment. Wrestling fans can be tough, but usually they appreciate hard work. Comments like this piss him off. Bohannon has been working hard, but lately it seems like it hasn't been translating into results. He is on the worst losing streak of his career...and everyone in this match knows it. It's like blood in the water. Also weighing heavily on his mind is the fact that one of his MSS brothers is in the match. This new faction has already faced some hard times, as Bohannon has been the kiss of death for both Edwards and Stone in tag matches. They are going to have to talk strategy in the coming week. Bohannon reaches over and begins to tap on the keyboard.]
I-f R-o-c-k-y w-i-n-s-, w-e r-i-o-t.
[Bohannon smiles to himself. He knows the passion of wrestling fans. He knows...because he is one. He loves professional wrestling. He gets to do for a living what he grew up dreaming of. Now that he's up to his neck in the politics of the business, it gets harder and harder to remember why he made the decision to become a professional wrestler. All of this crap with Alice White HAS distracted him. The injuries HAVE taken their toll. But at the end of the day, Bohannon once again finds himself 3 seconds from becoming the Legacy Champion. Once again, he, Corey and Alice approach the crossroads. But this time, Bohannon's role is different. Once the brash, bold challanger, Bohannon has changed over the past few months. The business has aged him. Someone his age should not be feeling so cynical about the future. Bohannon knows his role in this match. It was made clear to him over the past couple of weeks. Funny thing about it, Bohannon is done listening to those voices. Chances like this don't come along everyday. There's no way Bohannon will let this one slip by. Bohannon reaches over to the keyboard again, and types 3 simple words.]
W-e w-i-l-l w-i-n.