That's why you shouldn't fuck around with powerful people
Apr 17, 2016 11:58:55 GMT -5
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Post by rocky on Apr 17, 2016 11:58:55 GMT -5
*The scene starts in a quite popular location and the camera focuses on the crowd around the area. The crowd is screaming and completely rowdy and the camera focuses on the crazy fans on the outside. Then, the camera focuses on the huge signboard at the top of the gate and it reads “MARVEL STUDIOS” and inside we see the glimpse of the posters of “Captain America: Civil war”, “Deadpool”, “Thor: Ragaranok” etc and then the attention shifts back to the crowd and the media reporters. The camera focuses on the beautiful female reporter who perfectly holds the mic and she says in a calm and confident voice:
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is true, today is the beginning of the shoot of Avengers: infinity wars and the main story for this week is that the popular wrestler and the owner of the Hollywood estates is going to be the financer of this movie and he is going to be in the marvel studios real soon and we are waiting for his arrival and the crowd is excited for the first day shoot and we are giving you the first view of the event.”
*As soon as she finishes off her sentence, the popular black limo is seen and the camera makes no delay in catching the glimpse of the huge luxurious car. The car stops near the gate and driver Stan comes out in his driver uniform and he opens the door and comes out the big 6’5 262 pound Rocky Hollywood, dressed in his expensive 3 piece suit. He looks at the time and his wrist is blessed with a limited edition watch and he shows it to the camera but makes it look like a royal way to have a look at time. He looks around the corner and finds a lot of wrestling fans along with a majority off marvel cinematic lovers and a minority of comic book fans. Rocky Hollywood gives a smile at all the fans present but they seem quite nervous as they know about his reputation in North Atlantic Wresting. He looks at the media and says:
“So, my popularity has reached before me, very interesting.”
*The beautiful female reporter gets the front spot and she says:
“Mr. Hollywood, as stated in your great interviews and promos with North Atlantic Wrestling that you are financing a movie with Marvel studios, and today is the first day shoot of the movie so, shall we presume that the big Rocky Hollywood is financing the infinity wars?”
Rocky:”Well, miss Brown, you have some brains with a great look, pretty impressive, but I am really sorry to say that you haven’t shaved your arms that impressively, those hairs are quite unruly.”
*All of a sudden, the reporter looks at her arms and a few people start laughing, and Rocky gives a sarcastic smile to all of them and says:
“Anyway, we shouldn’t be disturbed by those arm hairs and we should talk about the question asked. Tell me something, why would I be here if I was financing this movie before the actors? Do I look that punctual to you? Or do you guys think that I have so much leisure time that I will have time for hobbies and movie shoots? I don’t have that much of leisure time, but I am going to finance the movie and I will be present on the shoot to be honest but just for 15 minutes. Today I am here to talk about the movie I am financing but not to the media, I am going to talk about the movie to the lead actors and of course the marvel studios head as I am going to be a partner with this awesome studio. I guess, I am a bit early so I will talk about my other interests.”
*He looks at the media as the media gets totally excited and for a second, no one can understand what they are saying:
“sir…..Mr. Holly……Sir…. Stay the fuck off me……Stop pulling my jacket….. What the…… You slapped me motherfucker….You cranky son of…… Bastard…. Lick……MY……………………………………… The camera………….. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……….. bitch………………grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………. Sir, the movie………… The camera…..” These are a few sounds which we can hear.*
Miss Brown:” Sir, are you actually signing a deal with Ranbaxy pharmaceuticals?”
Rocky:”My business issues aren’t going to be a topic either Miss Brown, I would rather talk about the most talked about event of wrestling business today.”
*All of a sudden, the entire media goes quite and Rocky gives a sarcastic smile to the media.*
Rocky:”All of you get it exactly, we are going to talk the main event of the North Atlantic Wrestling’s pay per view, we are going to talk about the 6 wrestlers causing havoc in that wrestling ring, we are going to talk about the prison yard match.”
*The media goes quite for sometime and all of a sudden the nearby male interviewer says:
“Sir, can you explain the rules?”
Rocky:”No.”
*This surprises all of the media standing there, they had been ignored earlier but they had never been rebuffed, this rudely.*
Male interviewer:”Pardon sir?”
Rocky:”I said No, I won’t explain the rules.”
Miss Brown : ”Why sir?”
Rocky: “You girls are so cute. Why? The reason is that my opponents are going to do it on an hourly basis, because they aren’t wrestlers, they are just match rule explainers, they don’t have the strength or the guts to be my opponents.”
Miss Brown:”Sir, even that’s not true, your opponents in this match have shown skills and talent enough, and they can be very destructive to be honest.”
Rocky:”Destructive? Now, you are seriously making me laugh, do you even know the meaning of the word destructive. Destructive is a competitive word and it indicates comparison, a cat can cause destruction in a rat’s life and a crocodile can cause destruction in a human’s life and you know it very well, that I am the crocodile of professional wrestling. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am the crocodile, the superstar, the best damn wrestler in the history of professional wrestling and the lord of wrestling. When I signed with NAW, I had earned my certificate for domination and with my arrival, I have changed the entire scene. I dominated every fucking wrestler in this company and there is no one left to conquer here, not anymore. Do you know how many times I have been pinned in NAW? JUST 2 TIMES, ARE YOU LISTENING BOHANNON? JUST 2 FUCKIN TIMES. Bohannon loses more than 2 matches in a single day. And miss Brown, your so called destructive *2 finger taunt* wrestlers, are just a bunch of nobodies. No one has beaten me cleanly, yeah you heard me right, no one has beaten me cleanly.”
Miss Brown: “But still sir, we would like to know about your views on the prison yard match.”
Rocky:” My views, well, this match might very well be the most dangerous match in the history of professional wrestling. There will be sweat, tears and most importantly galleons of blood. No one will be the same. The match shall cause havoc and I am surprised that why the board of directors are quite on this match. It involves 6 of the most decorated superstars of North Atlantic Wrestling including the top draw of this company, Rocky Hollywood. I mean this match is dangerous and this might be responsible for the death of North Atlantic Wrestling, as this match is perhaps the most dangerous one in the history of professional wrestling. This might end the careers of the wrestlers involved of course, I will end a few of those careers. I might throw someone off the top of the cage and of course, I might make someone choke to the money maker, I might break a few spinal cords with the poverty call or I might end the careers of all 5 people involved and win the legacy title. And it doesn’t matter whether you call it the prison yard, it doesn’t matter whether you call it rage in the cage, it doesn’t matter whether you call it the elimination chamber, it doesn’t matter whether you call it hell in a cell, it doesn’t matter whether you call it penis in the anus, all that matters is that Rocky Hollywood is going to get inside that cage, and win the North Atlantic Wrestling legacy title.”
Miss Brown:” Apart from you, who would you give a chance?”
Rocky:” To be very honest, I won’t give a chance to anyone, these guys are totally retarded, they don’t stand a chance against the best damn wrestler in this world today, they don’t even know what’s going on in this company, there’s no chance they have the talents or skills required to face me, the great Rocky Hollywood.”
Male interviewer 2: “Do you think there is a chance that James Edwards can win this thing?”
Rocky:” No chance in hell weirdo. I have already said that there is no one apart from myself who can win this thing so no point in asking silly questions but yeah, I take this as an opportunity to send a message to unruly weirdos like James Spade. You see James Spade is the only one who deserves some mercy in that match. The guy is kind of innocent and obviously a bit crazy. I warned him last week to stop poking hi nose where it doesn’t belong but he didn’t understand, so it’s time to give him an ass kicking of a life time. He deserves mercy so probably I won’t end his career but a minor injury of 3 to 4 months will teach him a lesson and after that he would stop poking his Rocky Hollywood in that match and took a beating of a lifetime and this week, he will be the one getting his face smacked on the relentless steel. Be prepared Edwards, you chose your fate, you made your bed and now be ready to sleep on it. It is going to be painful, it is going to be bloody and you will be the one who will end up in the hospital and that will be the nearby local hospital. James Edwards, the only way to save yourself is that don’t bother to come to the arena this week, because if you do, them=n, there is going to be hell to pay.”
Female interviewer 2:” How are you going to deal with Bohannon?”
Rocky:” Is he someone to be dealt with? I have beaten his ass so bad that I am surprised that he is actually participating. I saw what he did this week, he was sitting at home and he was reading a few comments on internet. It seems all of those fans were retarded as they actually expected Bohannon to get the win. This guy is totally blind and absolutely retarded. He said that “ I might have been the top guy in other promotions but now, my performance is going down continuously.” Really retard? Hey Bohannon, how many times I have beaten you? Oh sorry, I don’t think a retard like you can count. Let me answer this one for you, all combined I have beaten your ass 3 fucking times, if we don’t count the countless insults in this microphone. Do you know how many times have you beaten me? I know you can’t count but this requires observation because, if you have observed anything apart from Alice Harris’ butt then, you must realize that you have never beaten me. I beat your lame ass in my debut singles bout and you tapped out like a bitch. I don’t know why do you even show up in a wrestling ring every week, you are a pathetic wrestler and a lame loser with a totally diminished eye sight. This week, I will destroy you and probably throw you from the top of the cage down to the cars and break you back which will probably force you to retire from professional wrestling for good. Seriously Bohannon, I wonder why the management gives you shot every week, I guess they want the crowd to be entertained by someone as lame as you. You are an insult and you dare to question my win or loss record with this company, such a double standard you are. I have lost just 2 fucking matches and YEAH RETARD THAT MAKES ME THE BEST DAMN RECORD IN THIS COMPANY RIGHT NOW. Make it 3 if you count disqualification losses. I am sure you haven’t won more than 3 matches in your pathetic career, don’t dare to be on my win loss record ever again, you are too retarded to do so. Face it Bohannon, you are a lame pathetic wrestler with no skills whatsoever, you have never been a thing and your only title victory was a fluke. I was checking out the intelligent fans reaction on your lame win and every one was talking about how you were lucky enough to win the match because you don’t have the required talent to beat wrestlers in North Atlantic Wrestling. You will never be able to beat me and you have angered me enough by interfering in my matches so, be prepared to face dire consequences and be ready to beg for mercy because I am going to rip your flesh inch by inch and then, watch you cry like a bitch. Be prepared to lose another fight to Rocky Hollywood, you are the weakest link in the match.”
Miss Brown:” Mr. Hollywood, what do you think about Noah Hanson? You labeled him a threat last week, thoughts on that?”
Rocky:” Noah, might very well be a threat, I mean he has been dominating the scene and impressing people no doubt but he is supposed to be a fucking lackey to the Jasons. No offense bro, you have acted like a lackey to the Jasons and that has affected your image. Sure, you got this well deserved title shot and you have made correct decisions at least now, as you have never stood opposite to me, this week, you are standing opposite to the best damn wrestler in this company, so be prepared to face the consequences. Noah, an advice stay behind like you do usually, and this week, you acted over smart by pinning the other team, don’t dare to even think about the pin this week because if you do then, I am going to make sure that you never ever attain a condition which will help you to think. I will break you and they will call me the man who broke Noah so, don’t dare to cross my path, be happy with the momentum you have got because that momentum will always give you the title of the second best but I will continue to be the best in the business. I would say you stand there and watch me destroy everyone, preferably from a distance.”
Male interviewer 3: ” Sir, your thoughts on the returning Corey Bull?”
Rocky:” Oh, why did he return? He tapped out to me back in review 2015.Tapping out is the ultimate insult and yeah, retarded Bohannon, instead of reading fan mails go and watch my NAW matches along with someone who has a little knowledge about professional wrestling, then, you might realize that, I beat Corey bull fair and square and he tapped out like a bitch he is supposed to be. He has been insulted to the core by me and he is the last guy who I am expecting to win this match. He might have brought this concept of prison yard and stuff but he is the only guy who is dependent upon government pensions for a living so, he is the last person who should be thought about. He will take a beating and this time he will choke to the money maker, as I won’t release the money maker till he promises that he won’t return to NAW ever again. This time he will retire for good, this time he will retire with no dignity, this time he will retire with the title of Rocky Hollywood’s bitch. Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen, Bohannon, will take a beating of lifetime and I am going to win the title of the beat down of the year as I beat his ass for good. I would have been the one holding that world title, if it wasn’t for this man. He was the one who punched me yet this pathetic management is giving me a world title shot, I will sue this company for pathetic decisions. I guess this company is tired of lawsuits though, this company doesn’t deserve a law suit, this company deserves a policy. A policy that will ensure that Corey Bull retires for good and I am going to make that work and I promise you all that after the prison yard match, you will never see that piece of shit ever again in this company. I am going to make sure that he takes the beating of a life time and after this match, he will never ever dare to propose a match or will never dare to step inside a wrestling ring ever again. I made him tap out, that showed that he had passed his prime and the era of Hollywood has begun and this era indicates domination. Yeah Bohannon, your hero will be destroyed in that match after I destroy you, then probably, you would be relieved of your blowjob duties, once and for all. I am going to destroy Corey Bull and I will make sure that not only Corey but even his wife and son regret his decision of returning to the wrestling again. He is the personification of cowardice, he hid behind a woman to punch me, because he couldn’t do it face to face, so guess what, he will be destroyed when he faces me one on one. This will be an end to his pathetic career and this will be an embrace to the era of Hollywood because IF IT WASN’T FOR HOLLYWOOD, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN HERE.”
Miss Brown: “Wow, Mr. Hollywood that was a verbal beat down in front of the national television but you are still silent on the NAW legacy champion Alice Harris and we must remind you that she is the only one who has beaten you in NAW and she did it twice some way or the other. Is it going to effect your strategy in anyway?”
Rocky:” Effect my strategy? Are you out of your mind Miss Brown? If you remember both of our contests were pretty close and Alice Harris was dominated for most of the match. She would have lost both of the matches if it wasn’t for her luck and her shitty boyfriend Corey Bull. I was screwed out of the confirmed victory and I should be your new legacy champion right now but I was screwed. Everyone knows that I have dominated Alice Harris every time I have stepped into the ring with her, she never stood a chance against me. I have always been the best and she has never beaten me in tag team contests. She still lives in the old times as she still talks about my partnership with that weirdo Christopher Sabretooth. My friendship with havoc ended when, he turned weird and stopped bathing, now I am all ready to win the legacy title, I have dominated the scene on my own and I will continue doing it and there is no way that nymphomaniac will be able to stop me. I am the best damn wrestler and I have proven it more than one occasion that I am the best. Alice Harris has never pinned me when it came fair and square, and I was screwed by Corey bull in my match ay St. Valentine’s day massacre, I dominated her in that match, I am going to dominate her this week and both of her boyfriends would just watch and beg me to end her punishment as well as their punishment. I am going to break the funny love triangle and I am going to make sure that Corey bull’s masks are removed from this company’s franchise whatsoever. You all are going to watch me dominate the scene and then
I am going to win the NAW legacy title and there isn’t a person who is going to stop me from getting to that world tile. The ear of Hollywood is just about to start and it will be all about domination. Alice Harris, the dirty little thing you cheating bitch, you are going to pay for your pathetic sins and you will bear the pain of losing that legacy title to Rocky Hollywood. After I win the title this week, no one will challenge because I will dominate the scene and I am going to destroy 5 of the most decorated stars of this company and everyone will just stand there and watch me do it.”
*The media looks at Rocky, who takes a last look at miss Brown and says:
“Wrestling is like playing chess and Rocky is about to give a solid checkmate in a matter of 48 hours. Now, it’s time to go and meet the directors.”
*Rocky turns around and gets inside the marvel studio gate as Miss Brown says:
“There was the confident Rocky Hollywood, who is soon entering the prison yard match.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is true, today is the beginning of the shoot of Avengers: infinity wars and the main story for this week is that the popular wrestler and the owner of the Hollywood estates is going to be the financer of this movie and he is going to be in the marvel studios real soon and we are waiting for his arrival and the crowd is excited for the first day shoot and we are giving you the first view of the event.”
*As soon as she finishes off her sentence, the popular black limo is seen and the camera makes no delay in catching the glimpse of the huge luxurious car. The car stops near the gate and driver Stan comes out in his driver uniform and he opens the door and comes out the big 6’5 262 pound Rocky Hollywood, dressed in his expensive 3 piece suit. He looks at the time and his wrist is blessed with a limited edition watch and he shows it to the camera but makes it look like a royal way to have a look at time. He looks around the corner and finds a lot of wrestling fans along with a majority off marvel cinematic lovers and a minority of comic book fans. Rocky Hollywood gives a smile at all the fans present but they seem quite nervous as they know about his reputation in North Atlantic Wresting. He looks at the media and says:
“So, my popularity has reached before me, very interesting.”
*The beautiful female reporter gets the front spot and she says:
“Mr. Hollywood, as stated in your great interviews and promos with North Atlantic Wrestling that you are financing a movie with Marvel studios, and today is the first day shoot of the movie so, shall we presume that the big Rocky Hollywood is financing the infinity wars?”
Rocky:”Well, miss Brown, you have some brains with a great look, pretty impressive, but I am really sorry to say that you haven’t shaved your arms that impressively, those hairs are quite unruly.”
*All of a sudden, the reporter looks at her arms and a few people start laughing, and Rocky gives a sarcastic smile to all of them and says:
“Anyway, we shouldn’t be disturbed by those arm hairs and we should talk about the question asked. Tell me something, why would I be here if I was financing this movie before the actors? Do I look that punctual to you? Or do you guys think that I have so much leisure time that I will have time for hobbies and movie shoots? I don’t have that much of leisure time, but I am going to finance the movie and I will be present on the shoot to be honest but just for 15 minutes. Today I am here to talk about the movie I am financing but not to the media, I am going to talk about the movie to the lead actors and of course the marvel studios head as I am going to be a partner with this awesome studio. I guess, I am a bit early so I will talk about my other interests.”
*He looks at the media as the media gets totally excited and for a second, no one can understand what they are saying:
“sir…..Mr. Holly……Sir…. Stay the fuck off me……Stop pulling my jacket….. What the…… You slapped me motherfucker….You cranky son of…… Bastard…. Lick……MY……………………………………… The camera………….. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……….. bitch………………grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………. Sir, the movie………… The camera…..” These are a few sounds which we can hear.*
Miss Brown:” Sir, are you actually signing a deal with Ranbaxy pharmaceuticals?”
Rocky:”My business issues aren’t going to be a topic either Miss Brown, I would rather talk about the most talked about event of wrestling business today.”
*All of a sudden, the entire media goes quite and Rocky gives a sarcastic smile to the media.*
Rocky:”All of you get it exactly, we are going to talk the main event of the North Atlantic Wrestling’s pay per view, we are going to talk about the 6 wrestlers causing havoc in that wrestling ring, we are going to talk about the prison yard match.”
*The media goes quite for sometime and all of a sudden the nearby male interviewer says:
“Sir, can you explain the rules?”
Rocky:”No.”
*This surprises all of the media standing there, they had been ignored earlier but they had never been rebuffed, this rudely.*
Male interviewer:”Pardon sir?”
Rocky:”I said No, I won’t explain the rules.”
Miss Brown : ”Why sir?”
Rocky: “You girls are so cute. Why? The reason is that my opponents are going to do it on an hourly basis, because they aren’t wrestlers, they are just match rule explainers, they don’t have the strength or the guts to be my opponents.”
Miss Brown:”Sir, even that’s not true, your opponents in this match have shown skills and talent enough, and they can be very destructive to be honest.”
Rocky:”Destructive? Now, you are seriously making me laugh, do you even know the meaning of the word destructive. Destructive is a competitive word and it indicates comparison, a cat can cause destruction in a rat’s life and a crocodile can cause destruction in a human’s life and you know it very well, that I am the crocodile of professional wrestling. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am the crocodile, the superstar, the best damn wrestler in the history of professional wrestling and the lord of wrestling. When I signed with NAW, I had earned my certificate for domination and with my arrival, I have changed the entire scene. I dominated every fucking wrestler in this company and there is no one left to conquer here, not anymore. Do you know how many times I have been pinned in NAW? JUST 2 TIMES, ARE YOU LISTENING BOHANNON? JUST 2 FUCKIN TIMES. Bohannon loses more than 2 matches in a single day. And miss Brown, your so called destructive *2 finger taunt* wrestlers, are just a bunch of nobodies. No one has beaten me cleanly, yeah you heard me right, no one has beaten me cleanly.”
Miss Brown: “But still sir, we would like to know about your views on the prison yard match.”
Rocky:” My views, well, this match might very well be the most dangerous match in the history of professional wrestling. There will be sweat, tears and most importantly galleons of blood. No one will be the same. The match shall cause havoc and I am surprised that why the board of directors are quite on this match. It involves 6 of the most decorated superstars of North Atlantic Wrestling including the top draw of this company, Rocky Hollywood. I mean this match is dangerous and this might be responsible for the death of North Atlantic Wrestling, as this match is perhaps the most dangerous one in the history of professional wrestling. This might end the careers of the wrestlers involved of course, I will end a few of those careers. I might throw someone off the top of the cage and of course, I might make someone choke to the money maker, I might break a few spinal cords with the poverty call or I might end the careers of all 5 people involved and win the legacy title. And it doesn’t matter whether you call it the prison yard, it doesn’t matter whether you call it rage in the cage, it doesn’t matter whether you call it the elimination chamber, it doesn’t matter whether you call it hell in a cell, it doesn’t matter whether you call it penis in the anus, all that matters is that Rocky Hollywood is going to get inside that cage, and win the North Atlantic Wrestling legacy title.”
Miss Brown:” Apart from you, who would you give a chance?”
Rocky:” To be very honest, I won’t give a chance to anyone, these guys are totally retarded, they don’t stand a chance against the best damn wrestler in this world today, they don’t even know what’s going on in this company, there’s no chance they have the talents or skills required to face me, the great Rocky Hollywood.”
Male interviewer 2: “Do you think there is a chance that James Edwards can win this thing?”
Rocky:” No chance in hell weirdo. I have already said that there is no one apart from myself who can win this thing so no point in asking silly questions but yeah, I take this as an opportunity to send a message to unruly weirdos like James Spade. You see James Spade is the only one who deserves some mercy in that match. The guy is kind of innocent and obviously a bit crazy. I warned him last week to stop poking hi nose where it doesn’t belong but he didn’t understand, so it’s time to give him an ass kicking of a life time. He deserves mercy so probably I won’t end his career but a minor injury of 3 to 4 months will teach him a lesson and after that he would stop poking his Rocky Hollywood in that match and took a beating of a lifetime and this week, he will be the one getting his face smacked on the relentless steel. Be prepared Edwards, you chose your fate, you made your bed and now be ready to sleep on it. It is going to be painful, it is going to be bloody and you will be the one who will end up in the hospital and that will be the nearby local hospital. James Edwards, the only way to save yourself is that don’t bother to come to the arena this week, because if you do, them=n, there is going to be hell to pay.”
Female interviewer 2:” How are you going to deal with Bohannon?”
Rocky:” Is he someone to be dealt with? I have beaten his ass so bad that I am surprised that he is actually participating. I saw what he did this week, he was sitting at home and he was reading a few comments on internet. It seems all of those fans were retarded as they actually expected Bohannon to get the win. This guy is totally blind and absolutely retarded. He said that “ I might have been the top guy in other promotions but now, my performance is going down continuously.” Really retard? Hey Bohannon, how many times I have beaten you? Oh sorry, I don’t think a retard like you can count. Let me answer this one for you, all combined I have beaten your ass 3 fucking times, if we don’t count the countless insults in this microphone. Do you know how many times have you beaten me? I know you can’t count but this requires observation because, if you have observed anything apart from Alice Harris’ butt then, you must realize that you have never beaten me. I beat your lame ass in my debut singles bout and you tapped out like a bitch. I don’t know why do you even show up in a wrestling ring every week, you are a pathetic wrestler and a lame loser with a totally diminished eye sight. This week, I will destroy you and probably throw you from the top of the cage down to the cars and break you back which will probably force you to retire from professional wrestling for good. Seriously Bohannon, I wonder why the management gives you shot every week, I guess they want the crowd to be entertained by someone as lame as you. You are an insult and you dare to question my win or loss record with this company, such a double standard you are. I have lost just 2 fucking matches and YEAH RETARD THAT MAKES ME THE BEST DAMN RECORD IN THIS COMPANY RIGHT NOW. Make it 3 if you count disqualification losses. I am sure you haven’t won more than 3 matches in your pathetic career, don’t dare to be on my win loss record ever again, you are too retarded to do so. Face it Bohannon, you are a lame pathetic wrestler with no skills whatsoever, you have never been a thing and your only title victory was a fluke. I was checking out the intelligent fans reaction on your lame win and every one was talking about how you were lucky enough to win the match because you don’t have the required talent to beat wrestlers in North Atlantic Wrestling. You will never be able to beat me and you have angered me enough by interfering in my matches so, be prepared to face dire consequences and be ready to beg for mercy because I am going to rip your flesh inch by inch and then, watch you cry like a bitch. Be prepared to lose another fight to Rocky Hollywood, you are the weakest link in the match.”
Miss Brown:” Mr. Hollywood, what do you think about Noah Hanson? You labeled him a threat last week, thoughts on that?”
Rocky:” Noah, might very well be a threat, I mean he has been dominating the scene and impressing people no doubt but he is supposed to be a fucking lackey to the Jasons. No offense bro, you have acted like a lackey to the Jasons and that has affected your image. Sure, you got this well deserved title shot and you have made correct decisions at least now, as you have never stood opposite to me, this week, you are standing opposite to the best damn wrestler in this company, so be prepared to face the consequences. Noah, an advice stay behind like you do usually, and this week, you acted over smart by pinning the other team, don’t dare to even think about the pin this week because if you do then, I am going to make sure that you never ever attain a condition which will help you to think. I will break you and they will call me the man who broke Noah so, don’t dare to cross my path, be happy with the momentum you have got because that momentum will always give you the title of the second best but I will continue to be the best in the business. I would say you stand there and watch me destroy everyone, preferably from a distance.”
Male interviewer 3: ” Sir, your thoughts on the returning Corey Bull?”
Rocky:” Oh, why did he return? He tapped out to me back in review 2015.Tapping out is the ultimate insult and yeah, retarded Bohannon, instead of reading fan mails go and watch my NAW matches along with someone who has a little knowledge about professional wrestling, then, you might realize that, I beat Corey bull fair and square and he tapped out like a bitch he is supposed to be. He has been insulted to the core by me and he is the last guy who I am expecting to win this match. He might have brought this concept of prison yard and stuff but he is the only guy who is dependent upon government pensions for a living so, he is the last person who should be thought about. He will take a beating and this time he will choke to the money maker, as I won’t release the money maker till he promises that he won’t return to NAW ever again. This time he will retire for good, this time he will retire with no dignity, this time he will retire with the title of Rocky Hollywood’s bitch. Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen, Bohannon, will take a beating of lifetime and I am going to win the title of the beat down of the year as I beat his ass for good. I would have been the one holding that world title, if it wasn’t for this man. He was the one who punched me yet this pathetic management is giving me a world title shot, I will sue this company for pathetic decisions. I guess this company is tired of lawsuits though, this company doesn’t deserve a law suit, this company deserves a policy. A policy that will ensure that Corey Bull retires for good and I am going to make that work and I promise you all that after the prison yard match, you will never see that piece of shit ever again in this company. I am going to make sure that he takes the beating of a life time and after this match, he will never ever dare to propose a match or will never dare to step inside a wrestling ring ever again. I made him tap out, that showed that he had passed his prime and the era of Hollywood has begun and this era indicates domination. Yeah Bohannon, your hero will be destroyed in that match after I destroy you, then probably, you would be relieved of your blowjob duties, once and for all. I am going to destroy Corey Bull and I will make sure that not only Corey but even his wife and son regret his decision of returning to the wrestling again. He is the personification of cowardice, he hid behind a woman to punch me, because he couldn’t do it face to face, so guess what, he will be destroyed when he faces me one on one. This will be an end to his pathetic career and this will be an embrace to the era of Hollywood because IF IT WASN’T FOR HOLLYWOOD, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN HERE.”
Miss Brown: “Wow, Mr. Hollywood that was a verbal beat down in front of the national television but you are still silent on the NAW legacy champion Alice Harris and we must remind you that she is the only one who has beaten you in NAW and she did it twice some way or the other. Is it going to effect your strategy in anyway?”
Rocky:” Effect my strategy? Are you out of your mind Miss Brown? If you remember both of our contests were pretty close and Alice Harris was dominated for most of the match. She would have lost both of the matches if it wasn’t for her luck and her shitty boyfriend Corey Bull. I was screwed out of the confirmed victory and I should be your new legacy champion right now but I was screwed. Everyone knows that I have dominated Alice Harris every time I have stepped into the ring with her, she never stood a chance against me. I have always been the best and she has never beaten me in tag team contests. She still lives in the old times as she still talks about my partnership with that weirdo Christopher Sabretooth. My friendship with havoc ended when, he turned weird and stopped bathing, now I am all ready to win the legacy title, I have dominated the scene on my own and I will continue doing it and there is no way that nymphomaniac will be able to stop me. I am the best damn wrestler and I have proven it more than one occasion that I am the best. Alice Harris has never pinned me when it came fair and square, and I was screwed by Corey bull in my match ay St. Valentine’s day massacre, I dominated her in that match, I am going to dominate her this week and both of her boyfriends would just watch and beg me to end her punishment as well as their punishment. I am going to break the funny love triangle and I am going to make sure that Corey bull’s masks are removed from this company’s franchise whatsoever. You all are going to watch me dominate the scene and then
I am going to win the NAW legacy title and there isn’t a person who is going to stop me from getting to that world tile. The ear of Hollywood is just about to start and it will be all about domination. Alice Harris, the dirty little thing you cheating bitch, you are going to pay for your pathetic sins and you will bear the pain of losing that legacy title to Rocky Hollywood. After I win the title this week, no one will challenge because I will dominate the scene and I am going to destroy 5 of the most decorated stars of this company and everyone will just stand there and watch me do it.”
*The media looks at Rocky, who takes a last look at miss Brown and says:
“Wrestling is like playing chess and Rocky is about to give a solid checkmate in a matter of 48 hours. Now, it’s time to go and meet the directors.”
*Rocky turns around and gets inside the marvel studio gate as Miss Brown says:
“There was the confident Rocky Hollywood, who is soon entering the prison yard match.”