The Only Team I Play For Is Mine...
Apr 17, 2016 13:25:34 GMT -5
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Post by Noah Hanson on Apr 17, 2016 13:25:34 GMT -5
[Noah Fun Fact #33: He is actually a very good cook, can BBQ a roast that is tasty.]
[Current Mood: Cranky]
[Currently playing on Spotify: Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue]
The flight back from England was long, I really had a hard time getting some sleep but it felt great to be back home but with being home also brought forth the reality that the NAW ppv was fast approaching. I would face one of the biggest and most daunting challenges in my whole career. I would be facing five other fighters and the survivor...not the winner...the survivor walks away as the NAW Legacy champion. It's funny that the title is called the Legacy title because that is exactly what comes out of a match like this, you make yourself a legend.
Seeing Corey talk and see him refer to himself as “we” is motherfucking confusing, someone needs to start looking around at some of the local mental wards because someone is one the loose and they need to come and take this freakshow back to where he belongs but then again maybe it's better that you wait until after the main event of the ppv because you might just need to check a local hospital instead because I am going to be sending both of him to the ER. Corey came back here and pitched his damn mess of a match one that is geared towards ending careers, one that is meant to main and injure, one that is meant to have blood flow and bones to be broken. I can see where Alice is coming from when she kinda bitches about how NAW makes the claim that t is the home of “Premier Wrestling” and then they have a match like this that is the brain child of someone that will try to ride enter a couples dance contest all by himself because he believes that “we” can win this thing. I have always wondered just how bright our fearless boss Alice White is, I mean I am sure she saw the dollar signs that a match like this will surely bring in. She is looking at buy rates, merchandise and seats being filled. The thing is though I am going to be sending people to the ER because I am sending Corey back to wherever he came from in two bodybags. I warned the man to stay gone, he claimed that he had nothing left to prove when he left so then why in the hell would you come back? See you think you are going to get the title that so many believe you never should have lost in the first place but the thing is NAW is a drastically different place then it was when you walked out on NAW. I look at Corey and it makes me wonder if he really didn't like the fact that he might have made a mistake when he left because he couldn't wait to come back. He really does have something to prove, he wants the belt back and this is just the way he tries to angle his way back in without having to earn the shot. Well I am going to make you regret ever pitching that idea, I am going to hurt you, I am going to bust you up, make you bleed, break bones and send you back to NGW a broken man or a broken something.
[Noah is shown sitting on his couch at his Scranton apartment.]
“Look Alice I admire everything you have done, I look at you and I see someone that everyone in NAW can admire, you come at everyone with the tenacity of a pitbull and you just want to go after everyone as soon as you can. But you have admitted that this is not your type of match. You are over matched in this match, you don't know how badly I want this belt. I want to shove it right up Corey's ass, he comes in here and throws this shitstorm of a match at the management and they collectively cream their jeans and go “Sure lets send all of the people in the match to the ER after the match too”. I mean that is the only thing I can think of when I imagine the creative team and the way this match was pitched. I won't end you Alice, that is not how I work, have said from day one that I admire you and that hasn't changed. No dirty tactics, nothing behind your back, you will see it all coming , they will all see coming. And then they will all know that the NAW title was just mine waiting for a chance to get my hands on it. And yeah I wanted a one on one match up against you and show you that I am not like Rocky, that Corey is nothing like me. I may be a man that is kinda creepy, maybe a bit underhanded but you will ALWAYS see it coming if I respect you. And I respect you Alice, there I said it for the world to hear. I want you to know that I respect you, when I beat each and every star in this match they will all know that a better class of criminal has arrived.”
[Noah rubs his chin and points at the camera.]
“Rocky have teamed with you in the last few shows and I have used you to my advantage, you're incredibly talented but you are also like a broken record that is simply stuck on the same tired part of the record. I have listened to you say the same damn thing match after match and I have stood next to you and wondered to myself if somehow I had gotten stuck in some sort of fucking time loop because a lot of the shit you have said at one other time and I drives me bat shit crazy when someone lacks any creativity to do shit. You have been given a laundry list of chances to take the title from Alice and you have failed miserably at every turn and while you may be in this match you are going to learn first hand that while this is another chance at the title, you have already failed and lost you just don't see it yet. I am going to prove that you never belonged in the same fucking ring with me, we be men of the same thought process but you were never in my league. I honestly don't know why Alice invests so much time in you, she calls you a “thorn in her side”. I laugh at the comment because she could end you anytime she wants but you continue to be in her head, maybe the constant repeating of everything you say has numbed her to the fact that you're not the real threat in this match. I mean I can see why she thinks she needs to address you but the fact of the matter is that you have had enough chances, realistically you should not even be in the match because you should have done used up all your free passes. I also see why the management has you in the match, they are hoping that you'll pull off the ultimate shock to NAW and win this thing but as long as I am in this match you have NO CHANCE I this thing.”
[Noah shakes his head in frustration.]
“Alice you want to make claims that you are capable of beating anyone in NAW one on one and while that might be kinda true the fact is you have never faced me in a one on one match up. They continue to protect their titles by hiding them from me. NAW management knows that I would decimate Erin the so called Horizon champ, they know I would have assassinated Assassin if they would have booked me against the Hardcore champ. I deal in facts I have used the last couple of months and the endless stream of tag team and six person matches to scout each and every person that will be in the match. That is why I never really got as involved as I could have because I wanted to make sure that not everything was put out there in matches that didn't really need to have me expose all of the moves I am capable of doing. I could sit here and talk about Bohannon some more but the man has been broken, he sits and reads blogs probably wondering if he even has the skills to do this anymore and the answer would be no, see you're not even the one that people talk about in your own faction. People are looking at James Edwards as the one that has the potential to be the breakout star in the match but I hate to break the news to both of you but the South will lose again, it is just fate. See Edwards may have tremendous upside but in this match he has an uphill climb to make, he has never been in a match like this and will not have to face the destruction that is coming his way. And I am not saying that Edwards isn't going to be a major force in NAW at some point but it just won't be right now. This is MY time and everyone in this just needs to realize that they are only there to watch greatness ascend to the top of the mountain.”
[Noah smiles confidently.]
“Alice , you have performed admirably, you have made NAW proud by the way you carry yourself and by the way you have represented NAW but the time for you to see your destiny is at hand. Tic, Tok Alice can you hear it? The hands of fate are lining up, your time as champion is coming to an end. I will take that belt from you but I will not destroy you, I want you to be able to see what your future holds, I want all of NAW what their future looks like. I may be a movie star but make no mistake I know how to handle matches like this, I have made a career out of matches like this and none of you have any clue just how much I am at home in a match just like this. Corey may have coem to the management with this match, building his legacy on a foundation of blood, suffering and torment but little did the man know that it would also be built on the bones that I intend to pull from his back. Bohannon is broken, match after tag team match he has seen that he made the wrong move and should have just worked with me like a good teammate an Agent of Chaos. Edwards future is going to be paved with gold but for now he will bleed just like anyone else. Rocky will see that all his chances were like one dollar scratch off tickets and he was never really gonna be factor in this match. And Alice, sweet, precious Alice, you really have no idea just how far down the rabbit hole goes do you? At Spring Breakdown I am going to bring that world of NAW crashing to the ground, I am going to deliver on my promise to take what should have been given to me months ago but now the staff will see that even though they allowed Corey Bull the OK to make this match they really should not have made a deal with the devil because sometimes the end result is not going to be something that is very pleasant.”
[Noah again shakes his head.]
“Alice, you make a lot of bold claims, you say that simply because you have the belt that it by default makes you the best singles wrestler in NAW but all that it means is that you haven’t stepped into the ring with me one on one and that is FACT. And I don't blame you at all, it's not your fault that the staff felt the need to protect you for as long as they have, you are the feel good story in NAW. The girl holding the title, that defies the odds and continues to win, hell who wouldn't love that it inspires people, it inspires women to do more then they should be doing. Hell to be totally honest Alice should inspire the whole damn roster to be more then just people that are just sitting around waiting for opportunities it to fall in their laps. Alice has went out there and done everything she wanted and that is something that everyone should be looking up to. That is why I am not going to destroy you Alice, I have a weak spot for you, I see everything you represent and I don't want to destroy you, I will beat you that you can be sure of but I will not tarnish what you have done for NAW. You have been a fighting champion, someone that has stood there and raised the NAW flag for all to see and you have proudly waved it. And for that the rest of NAW should be thankful, they should be on their god damn knees kissing your ass because of everything that you have done.”
[Noah pauses and tilts his head slightly and smiles.]
“See Alice that is why it will be so great to win the title, even though it won't be one on one, it will be a win where you are involved and sometimes you have to take what life gives you even if it is full of shit, you have to play the hand that you're dealt with and do the very best that you can with it. And don't look it like I was ever wanting to end you because don't be like Corey, Rocky or anyone else in the fed because we're not like them we are cut from a different mold. Corey is a crazy man wrapped in a bum wrapper and Rocky is a wanna-be rich person, thinking his money can buy him whatever he wants. See you and I we are fighters, wrestlers we have honor and that is why I am not going to destroy you, that is why you will survive after this match. The others I am going to do everything I can to dismantle these pieces of crap and drop them off in the dumpster out back on the way out of the arena.”
[“Berzerk” by Eminem blares in the background as Noah bobs his head to the beat.]
“See even though I have a plan to win all this, throw caution to the wind and just simply do whatever it takes to walk out with the NAW Legacy title there is a line I won't cross but that doesn't mean I still won't come out on top. It just means that just like I have said from the very beginning, NAW deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to 'em, I'm a man of my word.”
[Noah pauses and takes a drink from a bottle of water sitting near him.]
“Alice White this is all your fault, you let all this happen, you could have just told Corey one simple word and all of this wouldn't have happened but from this moment forward all the blood that comes from this is on your hands. When Bohannon, Edwards, Hollywood,Bull and Alice have all fallen and the sheer amount of blood that has been spilled comes to light then you will see it all for yourself, you will see that you made the wrong choice. See you like to think that somehow work for you, that you have me under your thumb but you are sadly mistaken. See Noah Hanson may be working alongside the Jason's but make no mistake Noah Hanson does NOT work for Alice White, never has, never will. See I am like Jack Nicholson in the beginning of Tim Burton's 'Batman' I am the man that sits in the corner doing what he is told. But there is a time when the hired hand wants to do things on his own, wants to see what he can do by his own hands and that where this is all leading to.”
[Noah reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a single playing card and flips it over revealing the “Joker” card and sits it face up on the coffee table in front of his couch.]
“See the funny thing about all of this is that Alice could have changed all this. The boss could have just made the show a lot simpler, a lot messier because in the end it is only going to be blood and bodies and me walking out as the Legacy champion. Rocky ran his mouth talking about how I am nothing more then a lackey for the Jason's, I guess the man is high from all that new money because Noah is NO ONES lackey. I am an Agent of Chaos, I want to see the world burn, I want to watch Alice White's little plan and turn it on itself. I want to see her face when her well laid plan fails and fails in epic fashion. I want her to see that for all the planning, all the scheming there was a flaw in her plan. I am going to throw a fucking monkey wrench in her well laid plan and fuck it all up.”
[Noah shakes his head.]
“Rocky Hollywood make sure you leave me out of your mouth the next time you decide to run your dick licker. See I could give a shit about what you did BEFORE I got here, facts are like this I carried your ass to a win the last time I was forced to team with you. You talk about being the best damn wrestler in the world, fuck you're not even the best wrestler with the last name Hollywood that would be High Octane Wrestling World and LSD champion Brian Hollywood...”
[Noah nods to the camera and pulls out a Brian Hollywood T-shirt out of a bag and waves to the camera.]
“See Rocky you are nothing more then a broken fucking record every time I see you talk. You run your mouth about being the best but you have failed time and again against Alice Harris, you know that supposedly inferior little whore as you called her. I mean I think you might want to reconsider your position in all of this because you might be talented but you surely are not the best in this match. See everyone in the match fit a certain kind of wrestler, Bohannon is the veteran of NAW, Alice is the plucky never -say -die champ, Corey is the crazy, suicidal maniac, Edwards is the bright eyed rookie, Rocky you're the obnoxious, thinks he is better then he really is snob and I am still the wildcard, the agent of chaos that I have said I am from the beginning.”
[Noah laughs, drops his head slightly as he pulls his Agents of Chaos mask from the darkness and slides it on his head.]
“See I love the way this match is gonna play out, Alice White came up with a plan and she thought I would follow suit and do her bidding but you know what I decided to throw a little anarchy into her plan. I decided to introduce a little chaos into her plan, I am going to turn her little plan on itself and in the end I am going to take great pleasure in making sure Rocky is upset that he couldn't finish the job once again and I am going to even take greater pleasure beating Corey in a match that he came up with and barked out all these accomplishments bout being in the match this many times and did this and that while being in the match and that is all well and fine but maybe you can talk with whoever in the hell is also hanging out in that rats nest of a brain you have in that head of yours. In the end all that everyone needs to remember is that I play for one team and one team only MINE!”
]Noah (still wearing the mask) stands up off the couch and walks towards the door.]
“Alice White some people can't be bought, bullied, beaten or reasoned with, some people like a little chaos, some people like it when anarchy is introduced into something...”
Noah opens the door and there is another person wearing another mask similar to Noah's and the other man speaks.
“...and some people just want to watch NAW burn...”
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