Post by rocky on Apr 17, 2016 18:06:31 GMT -5
*The scene starts in the NAW locker room and the camera follows it’s usual route and it catches the glimpse of a the poster “Spring Breakdown 17/04/2016” and it focuses on this poster for sometime and then, it moves ahead. It catches the glimpse of a lot of NAW superstars doing their usual habits, we see La diva preparing for her match in her wrestling attire, we see Hardkore Comley watching everyone from his massive 7 foot frame and then, we see the Armenian beast gurgen, who tips pats on the staff member who falls with the intensity of the pat. The camera then finds Havoc standing in the corner of the hallway staring at Corey Bull, who stares back almost at the same ferocity and then, both of them turn their ways and move away. The camera then shows Alice Harris talking to Bohannon and as soon as they notice the camera they move away saying “Good luck” and then, the camera continues it’s journey and then, it finally finds Rocky Hollywood who looks indeed big and strong and he is dressed in his 3 piece suit. He notices the cameraman roaming around and says:
“Hey big guy, get the camera here, I have some pre match comments and these are going to generate more ratings than anything else on this show.”
*The cameraman comes to Rocky Hollywood and he focuses on him for a while then, Rocky looks at the camera and gives a frowning expression and says:
“You need to learn about focusing and stuff. Anyway as I was saying I called you up because I have some pre match comments. It’s not only about the event but it’s all about my reign, the era of Hollywood, he domination of Hollywood, the exact point where North Atlantic Wrestling will break the ceiling and become the top promotion in the history of professional wrestling. I am he hottest property in this company right now and currently, the biggest draw of this promotion. Every week, I show up and the crowd leaves the arena fully satisfied because they get their money’s worth every time I enter the ring. Every time I enter the arena, you know that we all are in for an exciting contest. I have been the best and I have beaten the best of the bests in this company. When I signed up with this promotion, it was just an independent fed on the outskirts which had a cult fan following but right now, it has risen up it’s cult status, it has risen to the level of a national level promotion and all after my signing. Every week, we check the ratings and the most “followed” segment of the night is Rocky Hollywood’s match or Rocky Hollywood’s interviews. You see these pre match comments will get the best damn buy rates this week and I will once again dignify my status as the biggest draw of professional wrestling right now. This week, there will be something different, yeah retards, this is for those who call me repetitive, the new thing about this meltdown will be that Rocky Hollywood will enter the arena as the NAW legacy champion. Now, I saw the comments and statuses on facebook, I saw the whats app display pictures, I saw the tweets and there is one thing in common, the people have built high hopes from this match. “
*Rocky pauses for a while and then continues:
“This indicates that these people are sick, demented, twisted with a love for the trail of blood. These people would love to see 6 men… oh sorry, 6 men and one half man to beat the living crap out of each other. These people would love nothing more than crazy havoc and they want to see blood. They want to see carnage, they want to see destruction and they want to see the death of a few careers. I was signed as a superstar, but now, I must say I am not a superstar, I am an ass kicker, I am the dangerous monster, they call Rocky Hollywood. I am the most dangerous entity in that wrestling ring and yeah, I impose a serious threat to each and every wrestler involved in that match. I might injure, the most fragile man in that match namely James Edwards. I might remove the weakest link in that match namely Bohannon and by removal I mean ending his shitty career because to be honest, he has done nothing apart from getting insulted. Call me repetitive but it’s true, he has done nothing apart from getting his lame ass insulted. I can destroy the rising Noah, and I can dethrone the itchy butthole Alice Harris.”
*He looks around the row of superstars roaming in front and he gives a smile to La diva who smiles back then, Rocky takes a look at the departing Armenian beast who enters the green room then, Rocky looks at the camera and says:
“These guys might impose a threat to the future legacy champion but not now. Right now, no one can impose a threat to Rocky Hollywood and yeah, don’t think I won’t reply to the kid insults by my so called opponents this week and these guys are actually not worth competing. I would reply to each and every comment and I would insult them to the core like I do usually. I would not only insult them, I would strip them off their pride and force them to go back home and sit on the internet just like Bohannon. I heard each and every statement and I found one thing in common, that these guys could easily become comedians, I mean they are just so funny. On a serious note no one can insult themselves so much with their own English.
These guys claim to have an English speaking origin but the so called “most talented wrestler” doesn’t know when to use “then” and when to use “than”. Yeah Noah Hanson, that insult was directed straight on your face, now, go and cry to your mum and complain that why didn’t she teach you some basic grammar before allowing you to hold that microphone. I heard another statement” Rocky, you have been given a laundry of opportunities TO TAKE THE TITLE FROM ALICE HARRIS.” Really Einstein?*Laughs sarcastically* So, here we see another fault of your mother, she didn’t teach you anything about counting either. I think I MUST tell you that I HAVE FACED ALICE HARRIS JUST ONCE FOR THE NAW LEGACY TITLE. And one isn’t a laundry bag of opportunities, so wash your knowledge about numbers and facts and please use breath mints before talking, I am pretty sure that your stinking breath is going to be your biggest weapon in the prison yard match. Do you realize why I called you a threat? Because I feared your unhygienic conduct towards your life that’s indeed pathetic. I guess your masters didn’t tell you that brushing your teeth is a good practice and we must brush our teeth daily and we must shower every day. Anyway, if the previous masters didn’t tell you, then, your new master just said it, keep yourself clean bitch. I heard another one of your unprofessional sentence “I was forced to team up with you and I carried your ass to win the match last week”. Forced? Really? That’s highly unprofessional as you are challenging the decision of the authority but still, I must say that you should be sucking my cock because I agreed to team up with you. Now, you talk about getting the pin fall last week, well let me remind you that I was the one who was the one who was the sole survivor in the 4 on 4 tag team match and you got your butt whipped by Alice Harris, despite the fact that I was supporting you. This shows your pathetic approach towards the wrestling ring and wrestling matches. Then, 6 weeks ago when you and I beat Alice Harris and Bohannon, I was the one who got the pin fall so, it’s 2 on 1. You are beneath me Noah Hanson, YOU INDEED ARE BENEATH ME. You don’t realize what you are getting into because when they lock p the cell, you will be my first target in that match and trust me, you don’t want me to go out looking for you because if I do, you know it very well that what can I do to you and your masters, I have proven it on more than one occasions. Good luck Noah I have a feeling that you are going to need it the most because you will face the most dangerous man’s wrath and you will be the one who will leave the arena on a stretcher and that stretcher could lead you to the dead end of your career. This spring breakdown, you won’t get the world title as your gift, you will get spinal cord injuries, brown sequard syndrome, herniated back discs and respiratory problems as your gifts courtesy Rocky Hollywood. You will get the beating of a life time Noah and yeah this statement might sound repetitive but this sentence is true for your condition this week, you won’t even know what hit you, but one thing is for sure, you won’t leave the arena as the same Noah Hanson, I promise you that. Be afraid Noah Be very afraid and yeah these are the only few things I thought I might point otherwise, reading articles on hypermetropia is way more interesting than watching your pathetic talk hour. Your recent comments have made the lion angry now, be prepared to face the wrath of the beast, you chose your fate now, be prepared to deal with it.”
*Rocky takes a long breath and then, he sees Alice White walking with her lawyers towards her office and they both have an eye contact, she waves her hand at Rocky and Rocky just smiles at her and then, she points a thumbs up at Rocky and Rocky mouths a thank you at her and she moves off. Rocky looks back at the camera and says:
“This week, I heard another pathetic trash talk by Alice Harris and she doesn’t know how to pronounce “available”. Hey Alice, what do you mean by “avilible” that’s a gross mistake as far the legacy champion is concerned. And as far as your kid insults are concerned, you and I both know it very well that you don’t stand even the slightest amount of chance against Rocky Hollywood, you don’t have the guts or the skills to match up to me. Your same old repetitive statement about getting an itch on hearing my name and thank you for using it again this week because that itch indicates that you haven’t showered in quite sometime. You claim to be superior Alice? Where is your superiority from last 6 weeks. You have NOT beaten me in a tag team match ever and yeah I have always pinned you fair and square whereas you my friend, have cheated and used fluke to beat me. That’s pathetic even for your standards, using flukes to get the win and asking Corey Bull to do the job for you and you doing other “JOBS” for him later. It seems you are good at something and that’s blowjob and blowjob only, apart from blowjobs, I don’t think I can find a quality in you which could be praised so, be grateful for the extra 8 weeks you got with the legacy title, I mean personally I would have considered you to go for the best blowjob contest. I heard another statement in which you claimed that I will go after you and you alone and would try anything to end your career and in the next statement you said that you can do anything to keep me way from the legacy title and that means losing the title to someone else. So, this confuses me at literal level because, you are the one who is desperate to keep the legacy title away from me, not me so, I would say that YOU WILL TRY TO DO YOUR BEST TO STOP ROCKY HOLLYWOOD AND ROCKY HOLLYWOOD ONLY.” But you won’t be able to succeed because you are beneath me, always and always will be. Yeah, I stole your line because it suits on me much and I will take that legacy title from you because that suits on me more. Alice Harris, kiss the title good bye because the countdown has started and in a matter of few hours you will be locked inside a cage with 5 of the most dangerous wrestlers all fighting for the gold strap resting on your shoulder and you said it right, you won’t be retaining the title because I will be the one throwing you off the edge of the cell and then, I will pin you 1,2 and 3. So in a way, I will make the career Vs. Title shot match come true in a multiple wrestler match because whatever may be the result, you won’t be leaving the arena as the NAW legacy champion. I heard you said Corey Bull is the most powerful man in that match? Really dumbass? I made the post powerful man submit to the money maker a long time ago. Wait that show was review 2015, and yeah I remember that he got so offended that he “retired” for a few weeks but then, he realized that the chef’s post in prison requires qualifications so, your hero returned to the wrestling ring because he couldn’t get enough money begging. So, he returned and he tried to wrestle for one last time so, he could pay some money to the prison guards and get the job but even that won’t work Corey because even the prisoners won’t be fed something which has been prepared by your hero. Alice Harris, I suggest that you better remove his mask and start wearing business suits, I might help you relax and this will help you get some extra money for your retirement fund and my boys will be nice enough to deal with your weird and awkward sexual fetishes but it’s my sincere request that please take a bath daily with my company, I don’t want complaints of stinky seats and offensive body odors. Alice Harris, you will be thrown like a basketball and will be dragged like a rag dog and then, you will slowly be stripped off your legacy title because that legacy title is coming home to Rocky Hollywood. And out of all of these people you must be the last one to call me repetitive, deal with it Alice Harris and yeah good luck you need it the most because you will face the aggression of the most dangerous wrestler in this company right now, Rocky Hollywood, and this is enough to give a heart disease.”
*He looks towards the huge hallway and continues:
“I won’t waste my time on the new comer they call James Edwards, I won’t be surprised if they remove him from the match or he dies of a heart attack. He isn’t worth my time but of course he is in that match, I won’t say a good luck or something because saying a good luck to a guy like James is wasting the good luck so, I would rather not do it. I would instead throw him from the top of the cage or bang his head on the cars or injure him seriously by breaking cell roof on his back but one thing is for sure, James Edwards will regret the decision of trusting the crowd. The popularity will destroy him and no one will come out to protect him they would rather cheer when Rocky Hollywood breaks Edwards.
As far as Bohannon is concerned, he is my favorite topic of insults, because he can’t think of responses and ends up insulting himself from his pathetic grammar and conversation skills. Whenever he says something, I usually mute my ears and go to sleep because a guy getting insulted is mean for me on occasions. Bohannon will be the first man getting his back thrown on the car first and that will break his back and force him to retire. Thank God, Bohannon will retire after spring break down and thanks to the courtesy of the best damn wrestler in this company the great Rocky Hollywood. I don’t know why doe Alice White keeps on giving him chances but that’s okay. Whenever I want to beat someone up I get a match with Bohannon and I love destroying him in one on one matches. Bohannon, getting online is the only thing you do perfectly and you must continue that work and that work only because wrestling business never suits you. NEVER HAS AND NEVERWILL, you will never be able to beat someone with my level of talent, believe that Bohannon run away as soon as possible or while you still can, you will help me earn the beat down of the year this year Bohannon as you will keep on taking the beating on a regular basis and you know the best part? You can’t do a damn thing about it because you chose this way and now be prepared to face the consequences.
Corey Bull, sorry you got some time collaborated with Alice Harris but still I must say that I was adamant about not insulting you this week but still your pathetic dressing sense forces me to do so, you shouldn’t have come out of retirement because now, you won’t be remembered as Corey Bull the legend, you will be remembered as Rocky Hollywood’s bitch, Corey Bull after spring breakdown you will go back to your home and will never return again because you won’t be able to show your face to anyone ever again.
Sorry about your damn tough luck opponents”
*rocky moves away as the camera fades to black*
“Hey big guy, get the camera here, I have some pre match comments and these are going to generate more ratings than anything else on this show.”
*The cameraman comes to Rocky Hollywood and he focuses on him for a while then, Rocky looks at the camera and gives a frowning expression and says:
“You need to learn about focusing and stuff. Anyway as I was saying I called you up because I have some pre match comments. It’s not only about the event but it’s all about my reign, the era of Hollywood, he domination of Hollywood, the exact point where North Atlantic Wrestling will break the ceiling and become the top promotion in the history of professional wrestling. I am he hottest property in this company right now and currently, the biggest draw of this promotion. Every week, I show up and the crowd leaves the arena fully satisfied because they get their money’s worth every time I enter the ring. Every time I enter the arena, you know that we all are in for an exciting contest. I have been the best and I have beaten the best of the bests in this company. When I signed up with this promotion, it was just an independent fed on the outskirts which had a cult fan following but right now, it has risen up it’s cult status, it has risen to the level of a national level promotion and all after my signing. Every week, we check the ratings and the most “followed” segment of the night is Rocky Hollywood’s match or Rocky Hollywood’s interviews. You see these pre match comments will get the best damn buy rates this week and I will once again dignify my status as the biggest draw of professional wrestling right now. This week, there will be something different, yeah retards, this is for those who call me repetitive, the new thing about this meltdown will be that Rocky Hollywood will enter the arena as the NAW legacy champion. Now, I saw the comments and statuses on facebook, I saw the whats app display pictures, I saw the tweets and there is one thing in common, the people have built high hopes from this match. “
*Rocky pauses for a while and then continues:
“This indicates that these people are sick, demented, twisted with a love for the trail of blood. These people would love to see 6 men… oh sorry, 6 men and one half man to beat the living crap out of each other. These people would love nothing more than crazy havoc and they want to see blood. They want to see carnage, they want to see destruction and they want to see the death of a few careers. I was signed as a superstar, but now, I must say I am not a superstar, I am an ass kicker, I am the dangerous monster, they call Rocky Hollywood. I am the most dangerous entity in that wrestling ring and yeah, I impose a serious threat to each and every wrestler involved in that match. I might injure, the most fragile man in that match namely James Edwards. I might remove the weakest link in that match namely Bohannon and by removal I mean ending his shitty career because to be honest, he has done nothing apart from getting insulted. Call me repetitive but it’s true, he has done nothing apart from getting his lame ass insulted. I can destroy the rising Noah, and I can dethrone the itchy butthole Alice Harris.”
*He looks around the row of superstars roaming in front and he gives a smile to La diva who smiles back then, Rocky takes a look at the departing Armenian beast who enters the green room then, Rocky looks at the camera and says:
“These guys might impose a threat to the future legacy champion but not now. Right now, no one can impose a threat to Rocky Hollywood and yeah, don’t think I won’t reply to the kid insults by my so called opponents this week and these guys are actually not worth competing. I would reply to each and every comment and I would insult them to the core like I do usually. I would not only insult them, I would strip them off their pride and force them to go back home and sit on the internet just like Bohannon. I heard each and every statement and I found one thing in common, that these guys could easily become comedians, I mean they are just so funny. On a serious note no one can insult themselves so much with their own English.
These guys claim to have an English speaking origin but the so called “most talented wrestler” doesn’t know when to use “then” and when to use “than”. Yeah Noah Hanson, that insult was directed straight on your face, now, go and cry to your mum and complain that why didn’t she teach you some basic grammar before allowing you to hold that microphone. I heard another statement” Rocky, you have been given a laundry of opportunities TO TAKE THE TITLE FROM ALICE HARRIS.” Really Einstein?*Laughs sarcastically* So, here we see another fault of your mother, she didn’t teach you anything about counting either. I think I MUST tell you that I HAVE FACED ALICE HARRIS JUST ONCE FOR THE NAW LEGACY TITLE. And one isn’t a laundry bag of opportunities, so wash your knowledge about numbers and facts and please use breath mints before talking, I am pretty sure that your stinking breath is going to be your biggest weapon in the prison yard match. Do you realize why I called you a threat? Because I feared your unhygienic conduct towards your life that’s indeed pathetic. I guess your masters didn’t tell you that brushing your teeth is a good practice and we must brush our teeth daily and we must shower every day. Anyway, if the previous masters didn’t tell you, then, your new master just said it, keep yourself clean bitch. I heard another one of your unprofessional sentence “I was forced to team up with you and I carried your ass to win the match last week”. Forced? Really? That’s highly unprofessional as you are challenging the decision of the authority but still, I must say that you should be sucking my cock because I agreed to team up with you. Now, you talk about getting the pin fall last week, well let me remind you that I was the one who was the one who was the sole survivor in the 4 on 4 tag team match and you got your butt whipped by Alice Harris, despite the fact that I was supporting you. This shows your pathetic approach towards the wrestling ring and wrestling matches. Then, 6 weeks ago when you and I beat Alice Harris and Bohannon, I was the one who got the pin fall so, it’s 2 on 1. You are beneath me Noah Hanson, YOU INDEED ARE BENEATH ME. You don’t realize what you are getting into because when they lock p the cell, you will be my first target in that match and trust me, you don’t want me to go out looking for you because if I do, you know it very well that what can I do to you and your masters, I have proven it on more than one occasions. Good luck Noah I have a feeling that you are going to need it the most because you will face the most dangerous man’s wrath and you will be the one who will leave the arena on a stretcher and that stretcher could lead you to the dead end of your career. This spring breakdown, you won’t get the world title as your gift, you will get spinal cord injuries, brown sequard syndrome, herniated back discs and respiratory problems as your gifts courtesy Rocky Hollywood. You will get the beating of a life time Noah and yeah this statement might sound repetitive but this sentence is true for your condition this week, you won’t even know what hit you, but one thing is for sure, you won’t leave the arena as the same Noah Hanson, I promise you that. Be afraid Noah Be very afraid and yeah these are the only few things I thought I might point otherwise, reading articles on hypermetropia is way more interesting than watching your pathetic talk hour. Your recent comments have made the lion angry now, be prepared to face the wrath of the beast, you chose your fate now, be prepared to deal with it.”
*Rocky takes a long breath and then, he sees Alice White walking with her lawyers towards her office and they both have an eye contact, she waves her hand at Rocky and Rocky just smiles at her and then, she points a thumbs up at Rocky and Rocky mouths a thank you at her and she moves off. Rocky looks back at the camera and says:
“This week, I heard another pathetic trash talk by Alice Harris and she doesn’t know how to pronounce “available”. Hey Alice, what do you mean by “avilible” that’s a gross mistake as far the legacy champion is concerned. And as far as your kid insults are concerned, you and I both know it very well that you don’t stand even the slightest amount of chance against Rocky Hollywood, you don’t have the guts or the skills to match up to me. Your same old repetitive statement about getting an itch on hearing my name and thank you for using it again this week because that itch indicates that you haven’t showered in quite sometime. You claim to be superior Alice? Where is your superiority from last 6 weeks. You have NOT beaten me in a tag team match ever and yeah I have always pinned you fair and square whereas you my friend, have cheated and used fluke to beat me. That’s pathetic even for your standards, using flukes to get the win and asking Corey Bull to do the job for you and you doing other “JOBS” for him later. It seems you are good at something and that’s blowjob and blowjob only, apart from blowjobs, I don’t think I can find a quality in you which could be praised so, be grateful for the extra 8 weeks you got with the legacy title, I mean personally I would have considered you to go for the best blowjob contest. I heard another statement in which you claimed that I will go after you and you alone and would try anything to end your career and in the next statement you said that you can do anything to keep me way from the legacy title and that means losing the title to someone else. So, this confuses me at literal level because, you are the one who is desperate to keep the legacy title away from me, not me so, I would say that YOU WILL TRY TO DO YOUR BEST TO STOP ROCKY HOLLYWOOD AND ROCKY HOLLYWOOD ONLY.” But you won’t be able to succeed because you are beneath me, always and always will be. Yeah, I stole your line because it suits on me much and I will take that legacy title from you because that suits on me more. Alice Harris, kiss the title good bye because the countdown has started and in a matter of few hours you will be locked inside a cage with 5 of the most dangerous wrestlers all fighting for the gold strap resting on your shoulder and you said it right, you won’t be retaining the title because I will be the one throwing you off the edge of the cell and then, I will pin you 1,2 and 3. So in a way, I will make the career Vs. Title shot match come true in a multiple wrestler match because whatever may be the result, you won’t be leaving the arena as the NAW legacy champion. I heard you said Corey Bull is the most powerful man in that match? Really dumbass? I made the post powerful man submit to the money maker a long time ago. Wait that show was review 2015, and yeah I remember that he got so offended that he “retired” for a few weeks but then, he realized that the chef’s post in prison requires qualifications so, your hero returned to the wrestling ring because he couldn’t get enough money begging. So, he returned and he tried to wrestle for one last time so, he could pay some money to the prison guards and get the job but even that won’t work Corey because even the prisoners won’t be fed something which has been prepared by your hero. Alice Harris, I suggest that you better remove his mask and start wearing business suits, I might help you relax and this will help you get some extra money for your retirement fund and my boys will be nice enough to deal with your weird and awkward sexual fetishes but it’s my sincere request that please take a bath daily with my company, I don’t want complaints of stinky seats and offensive body odors. Alice Harris, you will be thrown like a basketball and will be dragged like a rag dog and then, you will slowly be stripped off your legacy title because that legacy title is coming home to Rocky Hollywood. And out of all of these people you must be the last one to call me repetitive, deal with it Alice Harris and yeah good luck you need it the most because you will face the aggression of the most dangerous wrestler in this company right now, Rocky Hollywood, and this is enough to give a heart disease.”
*He looks towards the huge hallway and continues:
“I won’t waste my time on the new comer they call James Edwards, I won’t be surprised if they remove him from the match or he dies of a heart attack. He isn’t worth my time but of course he is in that match, I won’t say a good luck or something because saying a good luck to a guy like James is wasting the good luck so, I would rather not do it. I would instead throw him from the top of the cage or bang his head on the cars or injure him seriously by breaking cell roof on his back but one thing is for sure, James Edwards will regret the decision of trusting the crowd. The popularity will destroy him and no one will come out to protect him they would rather cheer when Rocky Hollywood breaks Edwards.
As far as Bohannon is concerned, he is my favorite topic of insults, because he can’t think of responses and ends up insulting himself from his pathetic grammar and conversation skills. Whenever he says something, I usually mute my ears and go to sleep because a guy getting insulted is mean for me on occasions. Bohannon will be the first man getting his back thrown on the car first and that will break his back and force him to retire. Thank God, Bohannon will retire after spring break down and thanks to the courtesy of the best damn wrestler in this company the great Rocky Hollywood. I don’t know why doe Alice White keeps on giving him chances but that’s okay. Whenever I want to beat someone up I get a match with Bohannon and I love destroying him in one on one matches. Bohannon, getting online is the only thing you do perfectly and you must continue that work and that work only because wrestling business never suits you. NEVER HAS AND NEVERWILL, you will never be able to beat someone with my level of talent, believe that Bohannon run away as soon as possible or while you still can, you will help me earn the beat down of the year this year Bohannon as you will keep on taking the beating on a regular basis and you know the best part? You can’t do a damn thing about it because you chose this way and now be prepared to face the consequences.
Corey Bull, sorry you got some time collaborated with Alice Harris but still I must say that I was adamant about not insulting you this week but still your pathetic dressing sense forces me to do so, you shouldn’t have come out of retirement because now, you won’t be remembered as Corey Bull the legend, you will be remembered as Rocky Hollywood’s bitch, Corey Bull after spring breakdown you will go back to your home and will never return again because you won’t be able to show your face to anyone ever again.
Sorry about your damn tough luck opponents”
*rocky moves away as the camera fades to black*