Post by crimson on Aug 22, 2016 14:55:40 GMT -5
*A radio starts to broadcast with the radio interviewer speaking*
"Hello fellas, welcome to Radio ESPN, my name is Brandon Degraff and I am here with an astonishing personality, an almost 7-footer who's really celebrated and decorated in various other companies, and now he's stepping in the North Atlantic Wrestling! Welcome, Mr. Crimson North!"
*Crimson North starts to speak..*
"Umm.. Hello. Brandon, man, thank you for inviting me here, I've been very eagerly waiting to speak on this NAW thing and its so called 'superstars', and you gave me the right time and right place to target the 'few-many' bad stuff NAW needs to get rid off, and something it needs to learn."
*Brandon Degraff questions..*
"What exactly are you talking about, sir, can our listeners hear more on it?"
*Crimson North speaks..*
"Let me explain. Great guy facing great guy? Heads up. Great guy facing a mediocre? Heads up. At the last, Great guy facing a jobber, say, 'underdog', we accept it, heads up. Everyone would be accepting to see something like David versus Goliath..but wait!
The Crimson North is set to face someone, I don't exactly remember his name, who's not even standing as an underdog against me. Wait, WHAT?
Now, for a second, let's start to fulfill 'Alice White's demands'. She wants me to cut a promo against this supreme lower carder, okay, well, let's cut a promo against this little jimmy. Let's, for a second, I will do it like the most of your people like Noah Hanson and Jason Price do tada tada tada "THE TRASHTALK!!"
"Crimson North will debut against you and will snap ya neck like a toothpick.. Crimson North will debut against you and will crush you like an empty Coke can.. Crimson North will debut against you will treat you like a potato..lol..Crimson North will.."
*Brandon laughs a bit and Crimson North continues*
"See this thing is not cup of my tea, Mr. Degraff. My cup of tea is the high card, the main event, title or non-title, but you know, when you have Crimson North in your match card, you have it on the top-most zone of it. NAW company, pleaseeeeee, I beg, don't "lowercard-zone" me, friendzone is already a big problem."
*Laughs a bit*
"Those are some couple of things this company's gotta change about itself, get rid of these. One thing, it has to start to learn is criticism, when you put Crimson North in the lower card. Your ratings will be severely 'injured', dear NAW. You'll have to start learning to read 'Crimson North Versus Someone Who's Obviously Gonna Get Defeated' on the top most, main event match. Or else, Brandon, you know what, now they've hired the best teacher they could have fetched for leaning these lessons."
*Winks an eye looking at Brandon and leaves the studio*
*Brandon Degraff speaks*
"Heavy words, and probably the most crazily large biceps I've seen. Thanks for joining us sir, and let's move on to our next program..."
"Hello fellas, welcome to Radio ESPN, my name is Brandon Degraff and I am here with an astonishing personality, an almost 7-footer who's really celebrated and decorated in various other companies, and now he's stepping in the North Atlantic Wrestling! Welcome, Mr. Crimson North!"
*Crimson North starts to speak..*
"Umm.. Hello. Brandon, man, thank you for inviting me here, I've been very eagerly waiting to speak on this NAW thing and its so called 'superstars', and you gave me the right time and right place to target the 'few-many' bad stuff NAW needs to get rid off, and something it needs to learn."
*Brandon Degraff questions..*
"What exactly are you talking about, sir, can our listeners hear more on it?"
*Crimson North speaks..*
"Let me explain. Great guy facing great guy? Heads up. Great guy facing a mediocre? Heads up. At the last, Great guy facing a jobber, say, 'underdog', we accept it, heads up. Everyone would be accepting to see something like David versus Goliath..but wait!
The Crimson North is set to face someone, I don't exactly remember his name, who's not even standing as an underdog against me. Wait, WHAT?
Now, for a second, let's start to fulfill 'Alice White's demands'. She wants me to cut a promo against this supreme lower carder, okay, well, let's cut a promo against this little jimmy. Let's, for a second, I will do it like the most of your people like Noah Hanson and Jason Price do tada tada tada "THE TRASHTALK!!"
"Crimson North will debut against you and will snap ya neck like a toothpick.. Crimson North will debut against you and will crush you like an empty Coke can.. Crimson North will debut against you will treat you like a potato..lol..Crimson North will.."
*Brandon laughs a bit and Crimson North continues*
"See this thing is not cup of my tea, Mr. Degraff. My cup of tea is the high card, the main event, title or non-title, but you know, when you have Crimson North in your match card, you have it on the top-most zone of it. NAW company, pleaseeeeee, I beg, don't "lowercard-zone" me, friendzone is already a big problem."
*Laughs a bit*
"Those are some couple of things this company's gotta change about itself, get rid of these. One thing, it has to start to learn is criticism, when you put Crimson North in the lower card. Your ratings will be severely 'injured', dear NAW. You'll have to start learning to read 'Crimson North Versus Someone Who's Obviously Gonna Get Defeated' on the top most, main event match. Or else, Brandon, you know what, now they've hired the best teacher they could have fetched for leaning these lessons."
*Winks an eye looking at Brandon and leaves the studio*
*Brandon Degraff speaks*
"Heavy words, and probably the most crazily large biceps I've seen. Thanks for joining us sir, and let's move on to our next program..."