Post by Alice White on Nov 21, 2012 1:57:32 GMT -5
The scene opens in a bedroom. It looks like that of a child. Posters of beloved 90's cultural icons adorn the walls, especially that of wrestlers. Erik Loomis sits on the bed in the room. He stares into the camera.
Erik: So the time has come. The time for me to come back home. Though it hasn't been all that long since I've been a Wilkes Barre resident, I haven't seen this house in a few years. Moved out of my parents house as soon as possible, because dad and I never got along so well. He wasn't fond of me liking boxing and wrestling and the last thing he wanted was a son who chose a profession so violent. But whatever, my life, not his, right?
Erik sighs as he looks around.
Erik: And now I'm a special guest at WBSW. I'm fighting the WBSW Champion, Gunner Hughes. Gunner, I've seen you wrestle, I've heard some stuff on 97.9 in your time here, but I'm better. I don't know anything about you outside of WBSW, so I'm not going to rant about how you're an absolute nobody. And I know that you're match at the last event became what most people might call the match of the year. That's fantastic. But I'm the Northeast Beast. I'm Erik Goddamned Loomis, and I don't stop for anyone. So here's the deal. We're going to go into this match, and I'm going to get all this applause because I'm the guest, then we're going to wrestle. And I'm obviously going to win, because...that's what the Uproars do. That's all we know. Winning. So Gunner, I'll see you in the ring.
The scene fades out as Erik looks around the room, reminiscing his childhood.
Erik: So the time has come. The time for me to come back home. Though it hasn't been all that long since I've been a Wilkes Barre resident, I haven't seen this house in a few years. Moved out of my parents house as soon as possible, because dad and I never got along so well. He wasn't fond of me liking boxing and wrestling and the last thing he wanted was a son who chose a profession so violent. But whatever, my life, not his, right?
Erik sighs as he looks around.
Erik: And now I'm a special guest at WBSW. I'm fighting the WBSW Champion, Gunner Hughes. Gunner, I've seen you wrestle, I've heard some stuff on 97.9 in your time here, but I'm better. I don't know anything about you outside of WBSW, so I'm not going to rant about how you're an absolute nobody. And I know that you're match at the last event became what most people might call the match of the year. That's fantastic. But I'm the Northeast Beast. I'm Erik Goddamned Loomis, and I don't stop for anyone. So here's the deal. We're going to go into this match, and I'm going to get all this applause because I'm the guest, then we're going to wrestle. And I'm obviously going to win, because...that's what the Uproars do. That's all we know. Winning. So Gunner, I'll see you in the ring.
The scene fades out as Erik looks around the room, reminiscing his childhood.