Post by stevengold78 on Dec 23, 2012 19:21:43 GMT -5
It's roughly 30 minutes following the Live! 13 Card and the Extreme Impact Players -- "Stunning" Steven Gold, which the announcers in this fucked-up fed can't seem to remember his nicknames, Ricky Moses and Billy Sandow, are headed out of the Mohegan Sun, gear bags over their shoulders.
Moses: "How soon does Slayer expect us to be back in Seattle?"
Gold: "ASAP. The EIW private jet lands in Philly in about 3 hours...that'll give us enough time to get back to the Hilton and get everything together to get the fuck out of this craphole of a state... I hate the fucking northeast with a passion."
Barry Lincoln has been working backstage with a WBSW camerman, getting post-show reactions# He spots the trio and heads straight for them...Sandow immediately drops his bag and gets ready to lay Lincoln out, but Gold stops him.
Lincoln: "Steven Gold, would you like to comment on your title match with Gunnar Hughes?"
Gold: "First, that's 'Stunning' Steven Gold, not that any of you mental #bleep# midgets who run this latrine you jokingly call a wrestling company would know that. No I would not like to comment on another damn match where a guy who couldn't carry my jock is again handed a title he has no right having...medics, referees, promotors, announcers. Twice I have had that little terd beat, twice I get screwed by some WBSW flunky. First its a medic, now its a crooked referee, who was probably ordered by that dick-lick Alex Morgan to screw me after we gave those brain-dead fans a decent show.
"So before Mr. Morgan's press conference tomorrow to make a bunch of announcements that most of the westling world will look at as no big freakin deal, I have the following announcements. First, the InterGlobal Heavyweight title belt that is the property of Exteme Impact Worldwide will remain our property -- our offer to gift it to the WBSW is recinded. And as for the Northwest Express, there is no longer a desire to be part of this crap house. Finally, I am breaking my contract with this joint -- that's right Alex, I quit. You want that third-rate male whore as your champion, fine, you've got him.
"We at EIW were ready to help the WBSW take the next step into greatness...screw you, screw Pennsylvania, screw the whole damn thing. Oh, and if you wanna sue, go right ahead -- the 10 lawyers in the EIS legal department would love to kick your ass as much as I do. Goodbye Barry -- and go screw yourself."
As Lincoln looks on stunned, the EIS trio leave the casino and load into the black limo...as it drives away, Billy Sandow rises out of the moonroof and leaves the WBSW giving it a double-bird salute....
Moses: "How soon does Slayer expect us to be back in Seattle?"
Gold: "ASAP. The EIW private jet lands in Philly in about 3 hours...that'll give us enough time to get back to the Hilton and get everything together to get the fuck out of this craphole of a state... I hate the fucking northeast with a passion."
Barry Lincoln has been working backstage with a WBSW camerman, getting post-show reactions# He spots the trio and heads straight for them...Sandow immediately drops his bag and gets ready to lay Lincoln out, but Gold stops him.
Lincoln: "Steven Gold, would you like to comment on your title match with Gunnar Hughes?"
Gold: "First, that's 'Stunning' Steven Gold, not that any of you mental #bleep# midgets who run this latrine you jokingly call a wrestling company would know that. No I would not like to comment on another damn match where a guy who couldn't carry my jock is again handed a title he has no right having...medics, referees, promotors, announcers. Twice I have had that little terd beat, twice I get screwed by some WBSW flunky. First its a medic, now its a crooked referee, who was probably ordered by that dick-lick Alex Morgan to screw me after we gave those brain-dead fans a decent show.
"So before Mr. Morgan's press conference tomorrow to make a bunch of announcements that most of the westling world will look at as no big freakin deal, I have the following announcements. First, the InterGlobal Heavyweight title belt that is the property of Exteme Impact Worldwide will remain our property -- our offer to gift it to the WBSW is recinded. And as for the Northwest Express, there is no longer a desire to be part of this crap house. Finally, I am breaking my contract with this joint -- that's right Alex, I quit. You want that third-rate male whore as your champion, fine, you've got him.
"We at EIW were ready to help the WBSW take the next step into greatness...screw you, screw Pennsylvania, screw the whole damn thing. Oh, and if you wanna sue, go right ahead -- the 10 lawyers in the EIS legal department would love to kick your ass as much as I do. Goodbye Barry -- and go screw yourself."
As Lincoln looks on stunned, the EIS trio leave the casino and load into the black limo...as it drives away, Billy Sandow rises out of the moonroof and leaves the WBSW giving it a double-bird salute....