Post by Vice Squad on Jan 24, 2013 10:01:21 GMT -5
Sunday 20th, 10.10pm
Backstage, Stabler Arena
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Shortly after the first ever NAW Meltdown has gone off the air and the security team have managed to keep the four men separated, we find the Vice Squad backstage in their dressing room. They both appear to be in a state of pain but out of the two, Hank is in the better mood, pacing around the room like a child at Christmas while Lance, visibly angered, is slumped down on the plush sofa with an ice pack on his head and just one of the new NAW Tag Titles sat beside him. Chairs are upturned, perhaps the victims of an angry outburst.
Lance: Man, does my head hurt…
Hank: Whooo, we’re going to Disneyland! I feel like Rocky Balboa...
He picks up the title and places it over his shoulder.
Hank: How does it look next to my striking hair?
Lance: Are we supposed to share the one title or something!
Hank: Lance, calm down man.. It’s not the worst thing that could have happened.. We could have lost.
Lance: I know, I know, you’re right. It’s just I hate those guys so much… They had no right been in the match in the first place.
Hank: I know man but look, we had a good match, we hung with them by their own rules – for a second time – we gained a measure of revenge for what they did to Jimmy… and besides, we have a chance to beat them again and be crowned true champions in a few weeks time at Valentine’s Day Massacre. It’s ok.. We’re champions buddy, just enjoy it.
Just then there is a knock on the door and Alex Morgan enters with his security man, Mitch Thompson.
Alex Morgan: Hey guys. Title looks good on you Hank, matches your hair ha ha.
Hank smiles to himself.
Lance: That was a pretty lousy call Morgan..
Mitch Thompson steps forward slightly, shadowing Morgan.
Alex Morgan: Woah, it’s ok. I’ve just being to see the Black Circle Boys so that’s why I’ve got Mitch with me but I don’t think I’m gonna have any trouble from you guys..
Hank: Nah, we’re cool Mr. Morgan, right Lance..
Lance: …….Yeah. Yeah, sorry, it’s cool.
Mitch Thompson takes a step back.
Alex Morgan: It’s ok and please, it’s Alex. I just wanted to come here and offer my congratulations in becoming the inaugural tag team champions, even if it is as co-champions.. But look, the outcome was less than ideal, for everyone involved, myself included but what happened happened. We had several minutes of air time left, there’s no way we could have re-started the match.
Lance: We could have had them beat in another 2 minutes.
Alex Morgan: Be that as it may, I had to go with the only logical decision and crown both teams as co-champions. Now, I have decided that both teams will take one title belt each until St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.
Lance: Give us the rematch next Meltdown, let’s get this decided as soon as possible..
Alex Morgan: Sorry guys, we have some matches for next Meltdown already in place and the PPV will be a good place to stage the decider but look, I don’t want any fighting going on ok? Neither team will have any interaction until the PPV on February 17th. No matches, no backstage confrontations, no fighting, no bickering, nothing ok..
Hank: Sure man. That’s a good call. You don’t want us tearing each other apart before the big match up..
Alex Morgan: Exactly. That’s why I have booked you guys in the main event next Meltdown with the Latin Kings. Now I’m gonna get off, I’ve got a lot of stuff to do tonight. You guys know how to reach me through HQ if there’s anything you need..
Lance: There is one thing actually Alex..
Alex Morgan: Shoot.
Lance: Well up until now we’ve done things by their rules.. We had the tables match, which we asked for granted, and won and we’ve just torn each other apart in that damn street fight, one of their supposed specialties… So now it’s time we do something a little different, we want those muddy funksters in a Jail Cell match..
Alex Morgan: What’s that?
Lance: The Squad have become masters of two things.. the ladder and the cage match so a Jail Match is the combination of those two things. A roofed cage surrounds the ring with a single ladder inside. There is no escaping the cell, competitors inside must first climb the ladder to retrieve either a red or blue flag above the cage, once they have their teams flag they are allowed to attempt a pinfall or submission victory.
Alex Morgan: Sounds interesting, I’ll think about it and be in touch guys. Congratulations once more.
Alex Morgan leaves the dressing room with Mitch Thompson in tow.
Hank: The Jail Cell match… good funking choice Lance-man.. We haven’t lost one yet, although it has been a while since we’ve used the concept.. It may mean doing some Rocky style training.
Lance: I just hope Morgan goes for it. Our match, our rules, coming down more to skill and talent than toughness and weapons - it’ll be our victory.
Hank: And did you hear, he’s putting us in the main event again.. I don’t think the Latin Kings should prove to be too much of a hard time.
Lance: Next time we’ll be able to end the show, arms raised in the air.
Hank: Funk yeah! Look, we’ve got some gold, this calls for a celebration, you up for it!?
Lance: Can we go to Disneyland?
Hank: I don’t think we have time good buddy… but I have somewhere better in mind.
Lance: Better than Disneyland... you’re taking me to a Duran Duran Concert?
Hank: Nope.
Lance: Pirate Pete’s Booty Bay?
Hank: Better.
Lance: Ooh, color me intrigued.
Hank: Come on Mr. Misery... pack your stuff and get a move on, we're going to party like its 1989.
Lance and Hank begin to gather their stuff together and pack their bags. They leave the dressing room with the title belt over Hank’s shoulder. Walking down the corridor they are congratulated by a couple of the arena staff members. As they are nearing the exit to the parking lot, they are approached by NAW Interviewer Barry Lincoln with a cameraman.
Barry Lincoln: Hey guys, just wanna do a little interview for the NAW website, get some reactions from Meltdown and you’re next match if that’s ok?
Hank: Yeah sure, why not.
Barry and the cameraman quickly set up for the interview.
Barry Lincoln: Ok guys, thank you for your time, I know you probably want to get out of here. First off I just wanna congratulate you on becoming co tag team champions, a victory which I’m sure is quite bitter sweet for you guys right now..
Hank: Yeah, you know, on the one hand it’s great to be a champion, even if it is a shared championship for the moment.. but on the other hand it does leave somewhat of a bitter taste in one’s mouth – having to share the belts with the Black Circle Boys.
Lance: The Black Circle Boys don’t deserve the titles, heck, they didn’t truly deserve to be in the match in the first place.
Barry Lincoln: You are of course referring to the fact that V-List had to drop out of the Title Match, leaving the place open for the previously knocked out Black Circle Boys.
Lance: Yeah.. But what’s done is done. It is not up to us to say who does or doesn’t get a shot. We earned our title shot and we’re damn sure still gonna be champions this time next month.
Barry Lincoln: I ran into Alex Morgan on the way here, how do you feel about him imposing a ban on interaction between the two teams before Valentine’s Day Massacre?
Hank: To be honest, it was probably a wise call. There is a lot of bad blood between the two teams at the moment, especially over what they did to our little rookie, Jimmy Lawson so I think Alex Morgan acted with the best interests of everyone involved really.. We know we get to face them in just a few weeks time where we can take them down a peg or two..
Barry Lincoln: This is, of course, the incident that took place at the Christmas edition of our old show, WBSW Live, in which they put Jimmy Lawson, an untrained spectator, through a table putting him in hospital. Any update on how Jimmy is doing?
Lance: Jimmy is doing much better now. The doctors have allowed him to go home although it will still be a couple more weeks before he can get back to work.
Hank: This isn’t over by a long shot though. At Valentine’s Day Massacre The Black Circle Boys will find out just how tough a pair of ‘old coppers’ can be…
Barry Lincoln: Ok but first you have a match on the next episode of Meltdown with new team on the block, The Latin Kings – Diego Martinez and Marco Uribe. Any thoughts on this?
Hank: News travels fast doesn’t it.. It should be a good match.. a good chance to flex the old wrestling muscles before the big PPV match. Diego Martinez did ok tonight teaming with Gunner Hughes but next Meltdown he won’t have Hughes to back to him up.. They’re going to be going 2 on 2 with the Vice Squad and that means they will have a little cold, hard justice coming their way.
Barry Lincoln: And you, of course, get to main event Meltdown again..
Hank: Yeah. It’s a good feeling you know.. It means Alex Morgan must see something in us to put us so high on the card.. the ability to get the job done.. the ability to entertain the people buying the tickets. As Champs we will be the faces of the company and we will help to carry the company forward.
Lance: We are clocking up the victories here in NAW and the Latin Kings will unfortunately be just another cobble on the road that is our path to victory. You know, we don’t need to beat living daylights out of someone to prove something or to get our kicks, we don’t dine on blood and destruction, we are here to become the dominant tag team in NAW and we will do that with straight talent.
Barry Lincoln: So you don’t see the Latin Kings as a threat?
Hank: Competition? Yes. Threat? No. They could prove to be damn good wrestlers, there is nothing wrong with a little healthy competition, in fact we welcome it but once we claim those belts as our own, we’re not letting go. The Latin Kings could have a very promising career here in NAW but they will just be one rung below us on the ladder of success.
Lance: Which will still be one rung higher than the damn Black Circle Boys.
Barry Lincoln: Any truth to the rumours that you want to go after the UWL Tag Championships?
Hank: Ahh Barry, now that would telling wouldn’t it.
Barry Lincoln: And is it true Lance that you are taking part in the annual Survive and Conquer match at APW over in England?
Lance: It is true. There’s gonna be a lot of talented individuals involved in the match but I thought it would be fun to enter, represent NAW over there and hey, If I win then that’s just funking awesome. I fly out later this week for the match on Sunday and fly back over here where I will have just enough time to rest up and prepare for the match next Meltdown.
Barry Lincoln: Good luck with that. Here’s a question I’m sure all our viewers would like to the know the answer to.. Just how do the Vice Squad prepare for a big match?
Hank: Well, we watch one of our favourite movies… Rambo, Rocky, Commando, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Stake Out, 48 Hours, Bad Boys.. Am I forgetting any?
Lance: Beveryly Hills Cop, Turner and Hooch.... Purple Rain.
Hank: Purple Rain?
Lance: Purple Rain is the shit!
Hank: So we watch a movie, we listen to some Duran Duran, T’Pau, Air Supply or the king himself, Bruce Springsteen.. we just do what Frankie says… and relax.
Lance: But most importantly we prepare with the 3 C’s. We always start every day with a bowl full of Cornflakes.
Hank: It’s important to start the day right.
Lance: And with a little Courage to take on anything that is thrown at us and the Confidence in ourselves…. We can take on anything, be it patrolling the streets or here in NAW..
Barry Lincoln: Ok thanks for your time guys, I’ll let you get off and celebrate now.
Lance and Hank nod in acceptance and turn to walk out the door. The scene switches to the Stabler Arena parking lot where the sounds of a revving motor engine fill the air as Hank Shape brings the Vice Squad's Ferrari Spyder around from the corner. Lance throws his bag and the tag title into the backseat and leap frogs over the door landing in his seat, inches away from banging his ‘middleman’ on the gear stick. Lance flips open the glove box and takes out a pair of $300 shades - sticking them on his forehead he already looks like he is feeling much better. Hank shifts into gear and brings the Spyder into motion.
Lance: You know back in the day, I would have never let you drive this beauty...
Hank: Well they finally gave me insurance. Hey how about a little music?
Hank clicks the CD player and presses the play button. The Vice Squads favourite song kicks in mid way through. The dark night sky is filled with moonlight as the summer grooves fill the atmosphere.
Hank: You remember how to do it?
Lance: Choice excellent my friend, never forget a classic.
Hank (singing high pitched along with the beat): Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand...
Lance: Just like that river twisting through a dusty land...
Hank let’s go of the steering wheel to perform a little boogie in his seat.
Hank: And when she shines she really shows me all she can...
Lance: Ohh Rio, Rio dance through the Rio grand...
The car without Hank on the wheel narrowly misses another car and Hank quickly takes hold of the wheel again...
Lance: They gave you insurance!?!
Hank: Quit playing man, you know I can slam this old girl about better than Evil Kineavel..
Lance: He rode bikes Hank…. Ohh how I have missed the good times.
Hank: I have a feeling you will be celebrating good times tonight.
Lance: You said it.
They reach their desination in nearby Allentown. They pull up in front of a large club called, ‘Happy Daze’, with a mile long queue of people waiting to get in. They get out of the Spyder, having made a magical TV clothing change into two of their sharpest suits. A young valet runs up and takes the keys off Hank and looking slightly nervous, he awkwardly drives the car around the back. Lance and Hank walk up to the main entrance, attracting looks from several of the ladies in the queue. The bouncers take one look at the duo and stand apart, letting them through. At the front of door is a life size cutout of The Fonz and a caption reading, “You must be this cool to enter”.
Hank: Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyy…
The Vice Squad walk into the club and the scene fades out.
Copyright Vice Squad Productions.
Backstage, Stabler Arena
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Shortly after the first ever NAW Meltdown has gone off the air and the security team have managed to keep the four men separated, we find the Vice Squad backstage in their dressing room. They both appear to be in a state of pain but out of the two, Hank is in the better mood, pacing around the room like a child at Christmas while Lance, visibly angered, is slumped down on the plush sofa with an ice pack on his head and just one of the new NAW Tag Titles sat beside him. Chairs are upturned, perhaps the victims of an angry outburst.
Lance: Man, does my head hurt…
Hank: Whooo, we’re going to Disneyland! I feel like Rocky Balboa...
He picks up the title and places it over his shoulder.
Hank: How does it look next to my striking hair?
Lance: Are we supposed to share the one title or something!
Hank: Lance, calm down man.. It’s not the worst thing that could have happened.. We could have lost.
Lance: I know, I know, you’re right. It’s just I hate those guys so much… They had no right been in the match in the first place.
Hank: I know man but look, we had a good match, we hung with them by their own rules – for a second time – we gained a measure of revenge for what they did to Jimmy… and besides, we have a chance to beat them again and be crowned true champions in a few weeks time at Valentine’s Day Massacre. It’s ok.. We’re champions buddy, just enjoy it.
Just then there is a knock on the door and Alex Morgan enters with his security man, Mitch Thompson.
Alex Morgan: Hey guys. Title looks good on you Hank, matches your hair ha ha.
Hank smiles to himself.
Lance: That was a pretty lousy call Morgan..
Mitch Thompson steps forward slightly, shadowing Morgan.
Alex Morgan: Woah, it’s ok. I’ve just being to see the Black Circle Boys so that’s why I’ve got Mitch with me but I don’t think I’m gonna have any trouble from you guys..
Hank: Nah, we’re cool Mr. Morgan, right Lance..
Lance: …….Yeah. Yeah, sorry, it’s cool.
Mitch Thompson takes a step back.
Alex Morgan: It’s ok and please, it’s Alex. I just wanted to come here and offer my congratulations in becoming the inaugural tag team champions, even if it is as co-champions.. But look, the outcome was less than ideal, for everyone involved, myself included but what happened happened. We had several minutes of air time left, there’s no way we could have re-started the match.
Lance: We could have had them beat in another 2 minutes.
Alex Morgan: Be that as it may, I had to go with the only logical decision and crown both teams as co-champions. Now, I have decided that both teams will take one title belt each until St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.
Lance: Give us the rematch next Meltdown, let’s get this decided as soon as possible..
Alex Morgan: Sorry guys, we have some matches for next Meltdown already in place and the PPV will be a good place to stage the decider but look, I don’t want any fighting going on ok? Neither team will have any interaction until the PPV on February 17th. No matches, no backstage confrontations, no fighting, no bickering, nothing ok..
Hank: Sure man. That’s a good call. You don’t want us tearing each other apart before the big match up..
Alex Morgan: Exactly. That’s why I have booked you guys in the main event next Meltdown with the Latin Kings. Now I’m gonna get off, I’ve got a lot of stuff to do tonight. You guys know how to reach me through HQ if there’s anything you need..
Lance: There is one thing actually Alex..
Alex Morgan: Shoot.
Lance: Well up until now we’ve done things by their rules.. We had the tables match, which we asked for granted, and won and we’ve just torn each other apart in that damn street fight, one of their supposed specialties… So now it’s time we do something a little different, we want those muddy funksters in a Jail Cell match..
Alex Morgan: What’s that?
Lance: The Squad have become masters of two things.. the ladder and the cage match so a Jail Match is the combination of those two things. A roofed cage surrounds the ring with a single ladder inside. There is no escaping the cell, competitors inside must first climb the ladder to retrieve either a red or blue flag above the cage, once they have their teams flag they are allowed to attempt a pinfall or submission victory.
Alex Morgan: Sounds interesting, I’ll think about it and be in touch guys. Congratulations once more.
Alex Morgan leaves the dressing room with Mitch Thompson in tow.
Hank: The Jail Cell match… good funking choice Lance-man.. We haven’t lost one yet, although it has been a while since we’ve used the concept.. It may mean doing some Rocky style training.
Lance: I just hope Morgan goes for it. Our match, our rules, coming down more to skill and talent than toughness and weapons - it’ll be our victory.
Hank: And did you hear, he’s putting us in the main event again.. I don’t think the Latin Kings should prove to be too much of a hard time.
Lance: Next time we’ll be able to end the show, arms raised in the air.
Hank: Funk yeah! Look, we’ve got some gold, this calls for a celebration, you up for it!?
Lance: Can we go to Disneyland?
Hank: I don’t think we have time good buddy… but I have somewhere better in mind.
Lance: Better than Disneyland... you’re taking me to a Duran Duran Concert?
Hank: Nope.
Lance: Pirate Pete’s Booty Bay?
Hank: Better.
Lance: Ooh, color me intrigued.
Hank: Come on Mr. Misery... pack your stuff and get a move on, we're going to party like its 1989.
Lance and Hank begin to gather their stuff together and pack their bags. They leave the dressing room with the title belt over Hank’s shoulder. Walking down the corridor they are congratulated by a couple of the arena staff members. As they are nearing the exit to the parking lot, they are approached by NAW Interviewer Barry Lincoln with a cameraman.
Barry Lincoln: Hey guys, just wanna do a little interview for the NAW website, get some reactions from Meltdown and you’re next match if that’s ok?
Hank: Yeah sure, why not.
Barry and the cameraman quickly set up for the interview.
Barry Lincoln: Ok guys, thank you for your time, I know you probably want to get out of here. First off I just wanna congratulate you on becoming co tag team champions, a victory which I’m sure is quite bitter sweet for you guys right now..
Hank: Yeah, you know, on the one hand it’s great to be a champion, even if it is a shared championship for the moment.. but on the other hand it does leave somewhat of a bitter taste in one’s mouth – having to share the belts with the Black Circle Boys.
Lance: The Black Circle Boys don’t deserve the titles, heck, they didn’t truly deserve to be in the match in the first place.
Barry Lincoln: You are of course referring to the fact that V-List had to drop out of the Title Match, leaving the place open for the previously knocked out Black Circle Boys.
Lance: Yeah.. But what’s done is done. It is not up to us to say who does or doesn’t get a shot. We earned our title shot and we’re damn sure still gonna be champions this time next month.
Barry Lincoln: I ran into Alex Morgan on the way here, how do you feel about him imposing a ban on interaction between the two teams before Valentine’s Day Massacre?
Hank: To be honest, it was probably a wise call. There is a lot of bad blood between the two teams at the moment, especially over what they did to our little rookie, Jimmy Lawson so I think Alex Morgan acted with the best interests of everyone involved really.. We know we get to face them in just a few weeks time where we can take them down a peg or two..
Barry Lincoln: This is, of course, the incident that took place at the Christmas edition of our old show, WBSW Live, in which they put Jimmy Lawson, an untrained spectator, through a table putting him in hospital. Any update on how Jimmy is doing?
Lance: Jimmy is doing much better now. The doctors have allowed him to go home although it will still be a couple more weeks before he can get back to work.
Hank: This isn’t over by a long shot though. At Valentine’s Day Massacre The Black Circle Boys will find out just how tough a pair of ‘old coppers’ can be…
Barry Lincoln: Ok but first you have a match on the next episode of Meltdown with new team on the block, The Latin Kings – Diego Martinez and Marco Uribe. Any thoughts on this?
Hank: News travels fast doesn’t it.. It should be a good match.. a good chance to flex the old wrestling muscles before the big PPV match. Diego Martinez did ok tonight teaming with Gunner Hughes but next Meltdown he won’t have Hughes to back to him up.. They’re going to be going 2 on 2 with the Vice Squad and that means they will have a little cold, hard justice coming their way.
Barry Lincoln: And you, of course, get to main event Meltdown again..
Hank: Yeah. It’s a good feeling you know.. It means Alex Morgan must see something in us to put us so high on the card.. the ability to get the job done.. the ability to entertain the people buying the tickets. As Champs we will be the faces of the company and we will help to carry the company forward.
Lance: We are clocking up the victories here in NAW and the Latin Kings will unfortunately be just another cobble on the road that is our path to victory. You know, we don’t need to beat living daylights out of someone to prove something or to get our kicks, we don’t dine on blood and destruction, we are here to become the dominant tag team in NAW and we will do that with straight talent.
Barry Lincoln: So you don’t see the Latin Kings as a threat?
Hank: Competition? Yes. Threat? No. They could prove to be damn good wrestlers, there is nothing wrong with a little healthy competition, in fact we welcome it but once we claim those belts as our own, we’re not letting go. The Latin Kings could have a very promising career here in NAW but they will just be one rung below us on the ladder of success.
Lance: Which will still be one rung higher than the damn Black Circle Boys.
Barry Lincoln: Any truth to the rumours that you want to go after the UWL Tag Championships?
Hank: Ahh Barry, now that would telling wouldn’t it.
Barry Lincoln: And is it true Lance that you are taking part in the annual Survive and Conquer match at APW over in England?
Lance: It is true. There’s gonna be a lot of talented individuals involved in the match but I thought it would be fun to enter, represent NAW over there and hey, If I win then that’s just funking awesome. I fly out later this week for the match on Sunday and fly back over here where I will have just enough time to rest up and prepare for the match next Meltdown.
Barry Lincoln: Good luck with that. Here’s a question I’m sure all our viewers would like to the know the answer to.. Just how do the Vice Squad prepare for a big match?
Hank: Well, we watch one of our favourite movies… Rambo, Rocky, Commando, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Stake Out, 48 Hours, Bad Boys.. Am I forgetting any?
Lance: Beveryly Hills Cop, Turner and Hooch.... Purple Rain.
Hank: Purple Rain?
Lance: Purple Rain is the shit!
Hank: So we watch a movie, we listen to some Duran Duran, T’Pau, Air Supply or the king himself, Bruce Springsteen.. we just do what Frankie says… and relax.
Lance: But most importantly we prepare with the 3 C’s. We always start every day with a bowl full of Cornflakes.
Hank: It’s important to start the day right.
Lance: And with a little Courage to take on anything that is thrown at us and the Confidence in ourselves…. We can take on anything, be it patrolling the streets or here in NAW..
Barry Lincoln: Ok thanks for your time guys, I’ll let you get off and celebrate now.
Lance and Hank nod in acceptance and turn to walk out the door. The scene switches to the Stabler Arena parking lot where the sounds of a revving motor engine fill the air as Hank Shape brings the Vice Squad's Ferrari Spyder around from the corner. Lance throws his bag and the tag title into the backseat and leap frogs over the door landing in his seat, inches away from banging his ‘middleman’ on the gear stick. Lance flips open the glove box and takes out a pair of $300 shades - sticking them on his forehead he already looks like he is feeling much better. Hank shifts into gear and brings the Spyder into motion.
Lance: You know back in the day, I would have never let you drive this beauty...
Hank: Well they finally gave me insurance. Hey how about a little music?
Hank clicks the CD player and presses the play button. The Vice Squads favourite song kicks in mid way through. The dark night sky is filled with moonlight as the summer grooves fill the atmosphere.
Hank: You remember how to do it?
Lance: Choice excellent my friend, never forget a classic.
Hank (singing high pitched along with the beat): Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand...
Lance: Just like that river twisting through a dusty land...
Hank let’s go of the steering wheel to perform a little boogie in his seat.
Hank: And when she shines she really shows me all she can...
Lance: Ohh Rio, Rio dance through the Rio grand...
The car without Hank on the wheel narrowly misses another car and Hank quickly takes hold of the wheel again...
Lance: They gave you insurance!?!
Hank: Quit playing man, you know I can slam this old girl about better than Evil Kineavel..
Lance: He rode bikes Hank…. Ohh how I have missed the good times.
Hank: I have a feeling you will be celebrating good times tonight.
Lance: You said it.
They reach their desination in nearby Allentown. They pull up in front of a large club called, ‘Happy Daze’, with a mile long queue of people waiting to get in. They get out of the Spyder, having made a magical TV clothing change into two of their sharpest suits. A young valet runs up and takes the keys off Hank and looking slightly nervous, he awkwardly drives the car around the back. Lance and Hank walk up to the main entrance, attracting looks from several of the ladies in the queue. The bouncers take one look at the duo and stand apart, letting them through. At the front of door is a life size cutout of The Fonz and a caption reading, “You must be this cool to enter”.
Hank: Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyy…
The Vice Squad walk into the club and the scene fades out.
Copyright Vice Squad Productions.