Post by Vice Squad on Apr 28, 2013 10:07:41 GMT -5
The Vice Squad logo flashes onto the middle of the screen as the Vice Squad theme plays. The voices of Lance and Hank can be heard,
Hank: What are we gonna do this show Lance?
Lance: The same thing we do every show Hank... Kick some ass!
The jingle continues as the logo fades out and the scene fades in. As the scene becomes fully visible the jingle stops.
*BANG*
A single gunshot echoes round an abandoned warehouse somewhere on the outskirts on downtown Miami. The scene widens to reveal Lance and Hank, Miami’s finest crime fighting team, being held at gun point, tied to two chairs. The man, a typical gangland thug, most likely a gun for hire or lower tier member is waving a gun around. He doesn’t know how to use the thing properly but he hopes it will be enough to scare the two cops.
Thug: You two had better shut up if you know what’s good for you… The next time I won’t miss.
Lance: Is that what you tell your boyfriend?
The thug punches Lance in the head. Lance spits some blood to the floor. Both Lance and Hank are cut up and bleeding, no doubt the victims of a savage beating.
Thug: You two stay quite while Caine decides what to do with you.
The thug leaves the room. Now at this point you may be asking yourselves how The Vice Squad came to be in such a position. Well, you see, approximately 10 hours ago the mayors 10 year old daughter was kidnapped by a gang, led by serial gangland douchebag, Caine, in the hope of getting a huge ransom. With City Hall in a flap, Vice Squad took it upon themselves to track Caine down to this very location where an unfortunate difference in man power saw to them being tied up and held at gun point themselves… But as regular viewers of ViceTV will know, this is nothing the Squad can’t handle.
Hank: I hope we are out of here in time for Spring Breakdown, we have our tag title defense.
Lance: Don’t sweat it man, everything is under control…. Sort of.
Hank: I don’t think The V-List should prove to be too much competition..
Lance: Nah. They may be the number one contenders, something they pulled off by fluke but I see no threat from them. These are the guys who failed in life so they thought they would “give wrestling a shot”. I mean, one of them is a failed manager and the other is a failed actor.. And soon they will be failed tag title challengers. They don’t fight because they’re good at it, they don’t fight for the glory or recognition, I don’t even think they fight because they enjoy it… They fight because they have nothing better to do.
Hank: Yeah, you know, we may divide our time between our wrestling and our police work but that’s ‘cos we’re good at what we do… and that’s kicking ass, be it in a ring or on the streets. We were the first NAW Tag Team Champions and have being for 3 months now.. We beat The Black Circle Boys, the so called extreme fighters in 3 different hellacious matches. Sure, we had our cuts and bruises to show for it but we beat them by pin fall each time. Heck, they haven’t being heard from since we beat them to become full Tag Team Champions, we sent them packing. We are technically undefeated in NAW. Sure we have the draw that made us the champions in the first place but between us, we have 8 victories and 0 losses. Do the V-List seriously think they will be the ones to change that statistic? David Fraggle couldn’t even beat you one on one last Meltdown!
Lance: I heard they’re not even sticking around, they plan on running away after the PPV. Who wants a champion that is just gonna leave? Alex won’t want that and sure as heck, the fans won’t want that. We owe it to the company, we owe it to the fans to make sure the Tag Titles stay where they are. We are the team that goes out there each show to put on a show, to make sure the fans get what they paid for. We are the champions the fans deserve. Not some two bit failures who are in it for the money.. A team that is considering leaving don’t even deserve to hold a championship never mind have a shot at one… The only thing they deserve is a little cold, hard justice. By the power of greyskull, we will win this match.
Hank: I think it’s quite appropriate they chose a dumpster match as the stipulation.. I mean, if what you said is true then we can do Alex a favour and literally, take out the trash… Man, I wish I could put my shades on right now.
Lance: We did it once before with the Black Circle Boys, we can do it again.
Just then the door opens and the low level thug walks back in followed by two other gang members and a young lady with flowing blonde hair and big breats, on his arm.
Thug: Yo dog, I thought I said no talking.. What’s all this bullshit about titles and trash, you imagine yourselves heroes or something..
Lance: It’s funny you say that ‘cos I can see that you are obviously the king of trash.
Thug: Funny guy.. Caine said we have no need for you so I guess the jokes over.
The thug points his gun at the Vice Squad.
Hank: Woah, did your mommy teach you to hold a gun little trash king?
Lance: Nah, his mom can handle a package, believe me.
Thug: Man you bitches are gonna die..
He pulls the trigger back on his gun.
Lance: Woah, woah, take it easy now.. You are gonna shoot us tied to these chairs are you.
Hank: Man that would cold. At least let us die with some dignity mate..
The thug pauses for a moment, contemplating something before signalling to the two other men to untie them.
Thug: Any last words?
Hank: Aw, you didn’t go all cliché did you..
Lance: You spoilt it now man..
The thug raises the gun to chest level and points it first at Lance. Lance and Hank both raise their hands.
Thug: Too late funny men..
Lance: Ok, ok.. we’ll be serious now but trust us.. you won’t like us when we’re serious.
Suddenly Hank elbows the guy at his side in the stomach while, simultaneously Lance pulls the guy at his side in front of him. In a panic the thug shoots but he hits the guy Lance now has positioned in front of him. The girl screams. Quick as a flash, Lance uses the guys gun to shoot the thug and turns around to shoot the guy fighting with Hank.
Lance: I told you, you wouldn’t like us when we were serious.
Hank: Well that went well.. Now let’s go find Caine.
Hank picks a gun up off the floor and they turn to leave the room. The girl cowers back, crying.
Girl: Please don’t hurt me..
Hank: Go home. This is no life to get involved with.
She nods slowly and they both head off out of the room. They run across the warehouse floor, ducking a diving behind old crates and machinery. It’s quiet, a little too quiet. Just then footsteps are heard and they spot Caine running out of the back of the warehouse, carrying the mayors daughter under his arm. A gun shot is fired which narrowly misses them. Suddenly, several other gang members come out of hiding and take aim at Lance and Hank, who are sitting ducks. They start firing back and manage to take out 2 of them.
Lance: We have to get to Caine.
Hank: I’ll cover, you go..
Lance nods and Hank stands up over the crate, firing in the direction of the remaining gang men, who take cover. This gives Lance and chance to make a run for the exit. He bursts through the door and ducks as a bullet whizzes past him. He spies Caine running towards a small dock area. Lance gives chase. He makes it to the dock area just as Caine is trying to get into a small speedboat.
Lance: Give it up Caine, this is the end of the line for you..
Caine: But you see, this is where you are wrong. I am holding all the cards. I have the hostage, I have a gun pointed at you and you are on your own..
Hank: He’s not on his own..
Suddenly Hank comes from behind to join the stand off.
Caine: Damn you Vice Squad!
Hank: Hand over the girl Caine and things will end better for you..
Caine: Oh, you want me to hand over the girl?
Caine throws the girl into the mucky water of the dock and jumps into the boat. Lance fires off a shot but misses. Hank throws his gun and jumps in to the water after the girl who can’t swim. Lance runs to the end of the small pier and raises his gun at Caine who has set off in the boat. Lance takes aim, breathing heavily. He pulls on the trigger and the bullet hits Caine in the shoulder. He slumps forward over the steering wheel, causing the boat to veer off to the left. Lance watches as the speed boat crashes into the wall of the dock and explodes in a big ball of flame.
Lance: Cold… Hard… Justice.
He turns back around and helps Hank and the girl get out of the water. She is shivering so Lance places his suit jacket around her. He asks if she is hurt and she shakes her head.
Lance: Everything’s ok now..
The scene changes to several minutes later and the warehouse yard is filled with cop cars and TV news vans. Everybody is rushing about, putting bodies into ambulances, collecting evidence or trying to get interviews but between on the hustle and bustle, the camera focuses in on a scared girl re-united with her daddy, as The Vice Squad look on.
Girl: They are my heroes daddy..
Mayor Cameron: Thank you Vice Squad, how can I ever repay you for saving my little girl..
Hank: Well---
Lance: All in a days work Mayor.
Lance and Hank turn to walk away as the Mayor and his daughter are ushered in to car to be taken away.
Hank: Heroes.. I like the sound of that.
Lance: We are the heroes that this city needs just like we are the heroes that the NAW fans deserve. The team that will go out there and beat those who would bring disgrace to a NAW title or the NAW ring. There is no way we are letting those titles fall in to the wrong hands. Just like Caine got what he deserved, The V-List are gonna find out what a little cold, hard justice at the hands of the Vice Squad is like. Come Monday, after we beat them, they will be taking out the trash for a living.
Hank: Believe in that!
The scene fades out.
Copyright Vice Squad Productions.
Hank: What are we gonna do this show Lance?
Lance: The same thing we do every show Hank... Kick some ass!
The jingle continues as the logo fades out and the scene fades in. As the scene becomes fully visible the jingle stops.
Taking Out The Trash
*BANG*
A single gunshot echoes round an abandoned warehouse somewhere on the outskirts on downtown Miami. The scene widens to reveal Lance and Hank, Miami’s finest crime fighting team, being held at gun point, tied to two chairs. The man, a typical gangland thug, most likely a gun for hire or lower tier member is waving a gun around. He doesn’t know how to use the thing properly but he hopes it will be enough to scare the two cops.
Thug: You two had better shut up if you know what’s good for you… The next time I won’t miss.
Lance: Is that what you tell your boyfriend?
The thug punches Lance in the head. Lance spits some blood to the floor. Both Lance and Hank are cut up and bleeding, no doubt the victims of a savage beating.
Thug: You two stay quite while Caine decides what to do with you.
The thug leaves the room. Now at this point you may be asking yourselves how The Vice Squad came to be in such a position. Well, you see, approximately 10 hours ago the mayors 10 year old daughter was kidnapped by a gang, led by serial gangland douchebag, Caine, in the hope of getting a huge ransom. With City Hall in a flap, Vice Squad took it upon themselves to track Caine down to this very location where an unfortunate difference in man power saw to them being tied up and held at gun point themselves… But as regular viewers of ViceTV will know, this is nothing the Squad can’t handle.
Hank: I hope we are out of here in time for Spring Breakdown, we have our tag title defense.
Lance: Don’t sweat it man, everything is under control…. Sort of.
Hank: I don’t think The V-List should prove to be too much competition..
Lance: Nah. They may be the number one contenders, something they pulled off by fluke but I see no threat from them. These are the guys who failed in life so they thought they would “give wrestling a shot”. I mean, one of them is a failed manager and the other is a failed actor.. And soon they will be failed tag title challengers. They don’t fight because they’re good at it, they don’t fight for the glory or recognition, I don’t even think they fight because they enjoy it… They fight because they have nothing better to do.
Hank: Yeah, you know, we may divide our time between our wrestling and our police work but that’s ‘cos we’re good at what we do… and that’s kicking ass, be it in a ring or on the streets. We were the first NAW Tag Team Champions and have being for 3 months now.. We beat The Black Circle Boys, the so called extreme fighters in 3 different hellacious matches. Sure, we had our cuts and bruises to show for it but we beat them by pin fall each time. Heck, they haven’t being heard from since we beat them to become full Tag Team Champions, we sent them packing. We are technically undefeated in NAW. Sure we have the draw that made us the champions in the first place but between us, we have 8 victories and 0 losses. Do the V-List seriously think they will be the ones to change that statistic? David Fraggle couldn’t even beat you one on one last Meltdown!
Lance: I heard they’re not even sticking around, they plan on running away after the PPV. Who wants a champion that is just gonna leave? Alex won’t want that and sure as heck, the fans won’t want that. We owe it to the company, we owe it to the fans to make sure the Tag Titles stay where they are. We are the team that goes out there each show to put on a show, to make sure the fans get what they paid for. We are the champions the fans deserve. Not some two bit failures who are in it for the money.. A team that is considering leaving don’t even deserve to hold a championship never mind have a shot at one… The only thing they deserve is a little cold, hard justice. By the power of greyskull, we will win this match.
Hank: I think it’s quite appropriate they chose a dumpster match as the stipulation.. I mean, if what you said is true then we can do Alex a favour and literally, take out the trash… Man, I wish I could put my shades on right now.
Lance: We did it once before with the Black Circle Boys, we can do it again.
Just then the door opens and the low level thug walks back in followed by two other gang members and a young lady with flowing blonde hair and big breats, on his arm.
Thug: Yo dog, I thought I said no talking.. What’s all this bullshit about titles and trash, you imagine yourselves heroes or something..
Lance: It’s funny you say that ‘cos I can see that you are obviously the king of trash.
Thug: Funny guy.. Caine said we have no need for you so I guess the jokes over.
The thug points his gun at the Vice Squad.
Hank: Woah, did your mommy teach you to hold a gun little trash king?
Lance: Nah, his mom can handle a package, believe me.
Thug: Man you bitches are gonna die..
He pulls the trigger back on his gun.
Lance: Woah, woah, take it easy now.. You are gonna shoot us tied to these chairs are you.
Hank: Man that would cold. At least let us die with some dignity mate..
The thug pauses for a moment, contemplating something before signalling to the two other men to untie them.
Thug: Any last words?
Hank: Aw, you didn’t go all cliché did you..
Lance: You spoilt it now man..
The thug raises the gun to chest level and points it first at Lance. Lance and Hank both raise their hands.
Thug: Too late funny men..
Lance: Ok, ok.. we’ll be serious now but trust us.. you won’t like us when we’re serious.
Suddenly Hank elbows the guy at his side in the stomach while, simultaneously Lance pulls the guy at his side in front of him. In a panic the thug shoots but he hits the guy Lance now has positioned in front of him. The girl screams. Quick as a flash, Lance uses the guys gun to shoot the thug and turns around to shoot the guy fighting with Hank.
Lance: I told you, you wouldn’t like us when we were serious.
Hank: Well that went well.. Now let’s go find Caine.
Hank picks a gun up off the floor and they turn to leave the room. The girl cowers back, crying.
Girl: Please don’t hurt me..
Hank: Go home. This is no life to get involved with.
She nods slowly and they both head off out of the room. They run across the warehouse floor, ducking a diving behind old crates and machinery. It’s quiet, a little too quiet. Just then footsteps are heard and they spot Caine running out of the back of the warehouse, carrying the mayors daughter under his arm. A gun shot is fired which narrowly misses them. Suddenly, several other gang members come out of hiding and take aim at Lance and Hank, who are sitting ducks. They start firing back and manage to take out 2 of them.
Lance: We have to get to Caine.
Hank: I’ll cover, you go..
Lance nods and Hank stands up over the crate, firing in the direction of the remaining gang men, who take cover. This gives Lance and chance to make a run for the exit. He bursts through the door and ducks as a bullet whizzes past him. He spies Caine running towards a small dock area. Lance gives chase. He makes it to the dock area just as Caine is trying to get into a small speedboat.
Lance: Give it up Caine, this is the end of the line for you..
Caine: But you see, this is where you are wrong. I am holding all the cards. I have the hostage, I have a gun pointed at you and you are on your own..
Hank: He’s not on his own..
Suddenly Hank comes from behind to join the stand off.
Caine: Damn you Vice Squad!
Hank: Hand over the girl Caine and things will end better for you..
Caine: Oh, you want me to hand over the girl?
Caine throws the girl into the mucky water of the dock and jumps into the boat. Lance fires off a shot but misses. Hank throws his gun and jumps in to the water after the girl who can’t swim. Lance runs to the end of the small pier and raises his gun at Caine who has set off in the boat. Lance takes aim, breathing heavily. He pulls on the trigger and the bullet hits Caine in the shoulder. He slumps forward over the steering wheel, causing the boat to veer off to the left. Lance watches as the speed boat crashes into the wall of the dock and explodes in a big ball of flame.
Lance: Cold… Hard… Justice.
He turns back around and helps Hank and the girl get out of the water. She is shivering so Lance places his suit jacket around her. He asks if she is hurt and she shakes her head.
Lance: Everything’s ok now..
The scene changes to several minutes later and the warehouse yard is filled with cop cars and TV news vans. Everybody is rushing about, putting bodies into ambulances, collecting evidence or trying to get interviews but between on the hustle and bustle, the camera focuses in on a scared girl re-united with her daddy, as The Vice Squad look on.
Girl: They are my heroes daddy..
Mayor Cameron: Thank you Vice Squad, how can I ever repay you for saving my little girl..
Hank: Well---
Lance: All in a days work Mayor.
Lance and Hank turn to walk away as the Mayor and his daughter are ushered in to car to be taken away.
Hank: Heroes.. I like the sound of that.
Lance: We are the heroes that this city needs just like we are the heroes that the NAW fans deserve. The team that will go out there and beat those who would bring disgrace to a NAW title or the NAW ring. There is no way we are letting those titles fall in to the wrong hands. Just like Caine got what he deserved, The V-List are gonna find out what a little cold, hard justice at the hands of the Vice Squad is like. Come Monday, after we beat them, they will be taking out the trash for a living.
Hank: Believe in that!
The scene fades out.
Copyright Vice Squad Productions.